I wonder how Glen feels. Once he was a star, now he’s an afterthought. Irk has buried Glen in an avalanche of inferiority.
Look at Irk, he’s unique, he’s a troll, he has a bag named after him. He is mehgnificent.
Glen is just a sock with eyes. Not just any sock, but a knee sock, and long socks are really uncool now. He’s probably made out of polyester too.
I bet Glen is sitting in a bar somewhere swinging back whiskey like a nodding donkey on the Western plains. Irk has stolen his life and left him an empty shell of a puppet.
Glen: I’ve heard that you were a twin. What happened to your sibling? I heard a story that he refused to toe the line and is now working at some down-at-heel establishment (or possibly Sears) as a window cleaner. Others say he escaped from there - possibly through a dryer. What’s the real story?
@rockblossom@therealjrn His competition started with a leg up on him, but he stood out as the best candidate. As the new guy, people will probably try to walk all over him, but heel be fine.
@rockblossom Definitely doesn’t want to go causing a scene and getting fired. He’s the sole provider for his family. He doesn’t need to become best friends with the rest of the crew, but maybe try to invite them over to have some beer and watch some football. Baby steps…
I’ve always been curious…Glen: What’s the difference between “Darning” & “Damning” a sock? My mother always used to say “Gol’ Darn It” so as not to offend our tender ears, even though we all knew what she meant.
@tohar1 if you wear the same pair of socks for 3 weeks straight, running a marathon each day in them and you’re wearing artificial leather to trap in the smell…
Glen, how was it being stuck in that box for so long?
Glen is dead.
I wonder how Glen feels. Once he was a star, now he’s an afterthought. Irk has buried Glen in an avalanche of inferiority.
Look at Irk, he’s unique, he’s a troll, he has a bag named after him. He is mehgnificent.
Glen is just a sock with eyes. Not just any sock, but a knee sock, and long socks are really uncool now. He’s probably made out of polyester too.
I bet Glen is sitting in a bar somewhere swinging back whiskey like a nodding donkey on the Western plains. Irk has stolen his life and left him an empty shell of a puppet.
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Glen: I’ve heard that you were a twin. What happened to your sibling? I heard a story that he refused to toe the line and is now working at some down-at-heel establishment (or possibly Sears) as a window cleaner. Others say he escaped from there - possibly through a dryer. What’s the real story?
@rockblossom Don’t make fun of him for being a window cleaner. He had to get his foot in the door somehow.
@lichme @rockblossom No matter how lowly a job seems to be, it’s always better to put one’s best foot forward.
@lichme He was made of the right stuff so he was a shoe-in for the job.
@rockblossom @therealjrn His competition started with a leg up on him, but he stood out as the best candidate. As the new guy, people will probably try to walk all over him, but heel be fine.
@lichme Sure. He would have to take that in stride and not come unraveled.
@rockblossom Definitely doesn’t want to go causing a scene and getting fired. He’s the sole provider for his family. He doesn’t need to become best friends with the rest of the crew, but maybe try to invite them over to have some beer and watch some football. Baby steps…
@lichme Or not. Maybe just spin them a yarn about how his wife put her foot down over too much time in front of the tube and has booted him out.
Glen, are you dead?
Glen do you have meth mouth or just meh mouth
/giphy meth mouth
/giphy meh mouth
R.I.P Glen
/giphy Glen
Now we know where Glen is, he spoke up and IRK and that Panda loving Meh employee @ChadP along with other accomplices have silenced Glen.
I’ve always been curious…Glen: What’s the difference between “Darning” & “Damning” a sock? My mother always used to say “Gol’ Darn It” so as not to offend our tender ears, even though we all knew what she meant.
@tohar1 if you wear the same pair of socks for 3 weeks straight, running a marathon each day in them and you’re wearing artificial leather to trap in the smell…
… It’s safe to say you’re damning them.