@Barney I think @kdemo would agree he is worth more than a free meh membership..he is priceless! (in his honor, I feel like there should be a f-bomb before priceless, but I can't bring myself to use it in a reply to you!)
@mikibell - Of course! But please clarify - are we bidding for @carl669, or just his email? One must start bidding with the minimum so there's room to bargain. Maybe we should ask him for an appraisal?
@jaremelz two dumdums and a piece of yarn? not to toot my own horn, but i'd be worth at least 2 dumdums, 2 tootsie pops, 4 blow pops and a skein of yarn.
@mikibell I think that's for the best. Let's us work up some steam and then hit him with all of this caring we so clearly have for him. Also, the event that he catches on to my clever disguise shown above, I'll give you some Dumdums and a knitted hat for the email.
@jaremelz ahh Tuesday. no wonder they're always so crazy. have you been to sunbreak for lunch ever? their sandwiches are quite tasty as well. (and they're huge)
@jaremelz oh my god! seriously? go. go now. eat the warm banana bread slathered in butter. gorge on the 3 meat omelette with cheese. marvel at the 16 gazillion pounds of hashbrowns they give you with it!
edit: dammit woman! now i'm hungry as well. i might have to go into work early and go over there
@carl669 It makes me giggle. And is totally something my youngest would do. At this point, I'm starting to eye the oatmeal cookie mix and wonder just how much i need them
@jaremelz@Barney due to recent economic fluctuations, the going rate is tree fiddy tree. and yes, the hotline is for business purposes only. never mind that it starts with 1-900. and add another tree fiddy if you want an English or Irish/Scottish accent.
@mikibell - give the address to whoever you want, but only if the promise to show up driving a dump truck or some other construction vehicle!
From the other thread..seems the going price for permission to share Carl’s email address is someone driving a cool vehicle...any takers on the west coast? Isn't @lisaviolet out that way?
@mikibell Please inform @carl669 that I'll be over in the morning to pick him up for breakfast. This is our ride. Or I can, since his email will be MINE!
BTW..this is a prime example of why I stick to ONE cup of coffee a day..and none after 3 pm..still wide awake @1am and I have sales tax hell at 8 am...sigh :)
@lisaviolet you should probably have some coffee and then try to figure all this out. actually, have a lot of coffee. i was there when it all happened and i still don't quite know what's going on. all i remember is something about @jaremelz and @FroodyFrog (aka Froofy) wearing frilly aprons while i make star wars pancakes.
@carl669 got the story wrong. He's not making Star Wars Pancakes, but rather wearing a Star Wars apron while making regular pancakes (he didn't wanna use any of my 3 frilly aprons. His loss)
@FroodyFrog wait. since i'm wearing the star wars apron, my assumption was you and @jaremelz are wearing the frilly aprons and making me bloody marys while i make pancakes which may or may not turn into weirder and weirder shapes depending on what number bloody mary i'm on.
@mikibell I'm sorry, how rude of @carl669 . I tried to get him to make you a heart shaped pancake, but he's too drunk now. It kind of looks like a deflated balloon. But still tasty.
@carl669 It was late at night and I think my chocolate milk might have fermented-- but I believe we were giving bids to @mikibell for your email addy. In other words, she would be the one getting the strange box, not you. Sorry, champ.
@carl669 - I really just had a question for @mikibell - your email was a bonus. I'm waiting for some devious (yet appropriate) plan to occur to me . . .
@carl669 We don't need this to be a structured thing, no titles or worries there my friend. Just so long as you understand you're in charge of the yummy stuff. You lead, I'll follow.
@mikibell
I was going to trade you for a better thread title, but you already found one. ;)
@hallmike had a hard time with the gif I wanted to use..it was an adorable baby maniacally laughing...so I settled for "evil genius plan"..
If I win, will you accept my personal check?
@Barney yes, because then I would have your address and you too could be on the lollipop gift list!
@mikibell - I was about to start my bidding with a free meh membership, but don't want to bid against @Barney.
@KDemo No, go right ahead and bid. You really think carl is worth that much?
@KDemo against is such a harsh term..think of it as encouraging economic growth...;)
@mikibell "On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay."
@Barney
@Barney I think @kdemo would agree he is worth more than a free meh membership..he is priceless! (in his honor, I feel like there should be a f-bomb before priceless, but I can't bring myself to use it in a reply to you!)
@mikibell Haha! I seem to affect people that way.
@mikibell - Of course! But please clarify - are we bidding for @carl669, or just his email? One must start bidding with the minimum so there's room to bargain.
Maybe we should ask him for an appraisal?
@KDemo If this is for the actual @carl669 I'd like to adjust my offer to @mikibell
Two Dumdums and a piece of yarn.
@jaremelz @kdemo @barney ..just the email address.. I have no authority to put @Carl669 up for bid.. I think his wife gets that honor!
@mikibell awww... i love being put up for sale. did i mention that i can cook?
@mikibell awww... i love being put up for sale. did i mention that i can cook?
@carl669 maybe once or twice..
@carl669 - No
@carl669 - Yes.
Okay, I'm bumping the bid up to an empty fuku bag. Gonna be hard to beat . . .
@KDemo @mikibell dammit! stupid double post.
@jaremelz two dumdums and a piece of yarn? not to toot my own horn, but i'd be worth at least 2 dumdums, 2 tootsie pops, 4 blow pops and a skein of yarn.
@KDemo you can ask him for a self appraisal, but from personal experience..it is just a copy/paste of last year's appraisal, with a few minor changes.
@KDemo 1 bag? Or did I see 2 offers?
@mikibell - okay, 2 bags but one is a fanny pack.
@KDemo @mikibell I think it's advisable to always double-bag your @carl669
@mikibell Rather than use the F-bomb words, you can use the image, it is less offensive.
But I know where he occasionally breakfasts, and live less than 30 minutes from there.
I mean, um. Yeah.
@jaremelz don't you just follow the string at the end of the can?
@mikibell Some days I like to surprise him. He says it is going to give him a heart attack. But I swear I see a glint of enjoyment in his eyes.
@jaremelz poor Carl...I don't know if the @ mentions in titles work..he probably hasn't been alerted to the crazy thread and where it might lead us!
@mikibell I think that's for the best. Let's us work up some steam and then hit him with all of this caring we so clearly have for him. Also, the event that he catches on to my clever disguise shown above, I'll give you some Dumdums and a knitted hat for the email.
@mikibell Oh, take @jaremelz's bid! Her knitted hats are wonderful and priceless.
@Barney Mama knows what her babies like. ;)
@mikibell Carl will get a notification from the @ mention in the title, because I just got one from there.
@Barney I already have a @jaremelz cowl/scarf and a meh headband..even my coffee cups have @jaremelz knitted warmers!
@mikibell One of these days you will be a very wealthy woman if you decide to sell them.
@mikibell @Barney yeah, it's really weird when @jaramelz shows up in my kitchen while i'm eating breakfast!
@jaremelz - sunbreak cafe?
@carl669 What you call weird, I call our usual Tuesday.
And yes, sir!
@jaremelz ahh Tuesday. no wonder they're always so crazy. have you been to sunbreak for lunch ever? their sandwiches are quite tasty as well. (and they're huge)
@carl669 I still have not made it over. I really need to rectify this! Use the hotline, man!
@jaremelz oh my god! seriously? go. go now. eat the warm banana bread slathered in butter. gorge on the 3 meat omelette with cheese. marvel at the 16 gazillion pounds of hashbrowns they give you with it!
edit: dammit woman! now i'm hungry as well. i might have to go into work early and go over there
@carl669 OK..this is not nice....warm banana bread? But it is way too far to travel!
@carl669 I hate you right now. I'm hungry.
@mikibell - their "slice" of banana bread is basically more like a mini loaf. they warm it in a steamer and then slather it in butter.
@jaremelz - i hate me too.
@carl669 fuck you, Carl. Now I'm just going to eat whatever is laying around.
@jaremelz i'm already digging into the pork rinds and salsa. (oh... and that gif was hilarious)
@carl669 It makes me giggle. And is totally something my youngest would do.
At this point, I'm starting to eye the oatmeal cookie mix and wonder just how much i need them
@jaremelz you've only got 7 more hours to kill until Sunbreak opens.
@carl669 I'm making the fucking cockies instead of sleeping. I hope you're happy, you bastard.
@jaremelz i am. my evil plan is coming together.
@jaremelz
Forget @carl669 going to sleep, you really should. Unless you meant to write what you did. (I took a screenshot of it for "reasons")
@carl669 Back of my damn cookies, man! Mine, all mine.
@FroodyFrog All the cockies are mine now.
(I've decided to let it stand)
@jaremelz
@carl669 Even the plate seems to be smiling about what's coming
@jaremelz i see what you did there, you dirty minded person.
@carl669 Wait, but....aren't you the one who posted the. ...with the thing. ...up there?
@jaremelz don't try to change the subject! i just posted innocent cookie pictures.
@carl669 Uh huh, a pair of eyes and a nose, right?
@jaremelz totally. i don't know what you saw. maybe it was a new p-hub category.
@carl669 @jaremelz
I saw two cookies which got stuck to each other during baking, and what appears to be a swollen thumbs up with pus leaking out of the top.
@carl669 Soon I'll be cruising p-hub with oatmeal cookie crumbs all over my phone. Thanks, buddy.
@jaremelz i'm here to help. well... not really.
@jaremelz I should have some Husky hair for you soon. They are blowing their coats as we speak.
@looseneck awesome, thanks!
I saw the email address. I am smart. I am spam. Spam I am. I am good. I am good and smart and spam.
@capguncowboy And I bet Carl would like green eggs and ham.
@Barney I love green (colored) eggs and ham (that is actually bacon)!
@carl669 its okay... I am sure that if you got an email from me, you'd know it was me. We're similar like that
@capguncowboy i'm quite positive of that as well.
Ok..so highest bid so far.. @jaremelz with a knitted hat and dumdums..anyone else?
@mikibell Too rich for me. I'm out.
@Barney don't worry my purple friend. I've got your back.
@capguncowboy Thanx. ;)
@capguncowboy @barney @mikibell
Make that Dumdums, a knitted hat, and barney's address.
@jaremelz Wut? No fair, you just lowered your bid.
@Barney
You said it. Not us. :P
@Barney Or assured my win.
@jaremelz Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater.
@Barney Pumpkin is delicious. So is winning
@jaremelz
@Barney
@jaremelz Meanie.
@Barney It's good you're figuring this out
@jaremelz @Barney due to recent economic fluctuations, the going rate is tree fiddy tree. and yes, the hotline is for business purposes only. never mind that it starts with 1-900. and add another tree fiddy if you want an English or Irish/Scottish accent.
@mikibell - give the address to whoever you want, but only if the promise to show up driving a dump truck or some other construction vehicle!
@Thumperchick - thanks for the redaction.
carl669 said 28 minutes ago"
From the other thread..seems the going price for permission to share Carl’s email address is someone driving a cool vehicle...any takers on the west coast? Isn't @lisaviolet out that way?
@mikibell Please inform @carl669 that I'll be over in the morning to pick him up for breakfast. This is our ride. Or I can, since his email will be MINE!
@jaremelz you realize if you actually showed up in that, the boy would never let it leave?
@carl669 Well someone has to top the amazing offerings from @mikibell.
@mikibell - One cool car, at your service!
@KDemo you could at least throw in an ice scraper. or maybe a sledgehammer.
@carl669 Hairdryer?
@jaremelz @barney @kdemo I don't have any of your emails, so if you email me @ username symbol onmyhonor dot com, I will sell Carl out in a heartbeat!
@mikibell symbol?
@Barney @
@carl669 symbol as in symbol?
@Barney the @ symbol that you normally see in an email address
@mikibell Nevermind, it's either too late for me to figure this out or I'm too dumb. @Carl669 you are safe from me and my email stalking. Nite-nite.
@Barney get a fresh start in the morning. @jaremelz will drop off some coffee in her sweet ride.
@Barney username @ onmyhonor dot com
@Barney omg are you a robot? a purple loving robot?
BTW..this is a prime example of why I stick to ONE cup of coffee a day..and none after 3 pm..still wide awake @1am and I have sales tax hell at 8 am...sigh :)
Yawn...what's this all about, then?
@lisaviolet you should probably have some coffee and then try to figure all this out. actually, have a lot of coffee. i was there when it all happened and i still don't quite know what's going on. all i remember is something about @jaremelz and @FroodyFrog (aka Froofy) wearing frilly aprons while i make star wars pancakes.
@carl669 Maybe you should email me and we can discuss it further. my name at my name dot com.
I really need some coffee....
@carl669 I just woke up too, can I have some star wars pancakes?
@luvche21 i tried, but @jaremelz wouldn't let me in the door this morning. so, no pancakes for anyone.
@lisaviolet
@carl669 got the story wrong. He's not making Star Wars Pancakes, but rather wearing a Star Wars apron while making regular pancakes (he didn't wanna use any of my 3 frilly aprons. His loss)
@FroodyFrog I like pancakes. I make blueberry pancakes every Saturday morning, wearing a Meh apron.
@FroodyFrog wait. since i'm wearing the star wars apron, my assumption was you and @jaremelz are wearing the frilly aprons and making me bloody marys while i make pancakes which may or may not turn into weirder and weirder shapes depending on what number bloody mary i'm on.
@carl669 I'm ready
@carl669
Why would i make Bloody Marys for you? I would drink them myself because my day is going to get obnoxious later.
@FroodyFrog because i'm making you pancakes dammit!
@luvche21 that's just the appetizer, right?
@carl669 yep, here's the rest:
@carl669
@luvche21 now that's a short stack!
@lisaviolet if only i were that talented.
@carl669 I have vodka.
@carl669 hmmm my thread and NO ONE offers me a pancake..so sad...
@mikibell I'm sorry, how rude of @carl669 . I tried to get him to make you a heart shaped pancake, but he's too drunk now. It kind of looks like a deflated balloon. But still tasty.
@mikibell i was going to, but @jaremelz gave me too many bloody marys and the pancakes got burnt.
@carl669 But notice, I didn't get you too drunk until my belly was full. I've got priorities.
@jaremelz i see how you are. just holding out until you get what you want.
@carl669 Well, duh.
@carl669 @jaremelz
:P
@carl669 @jaremelz in your honor, I had a banana bread scone for breakfast and french toast for dinner. I am such a breakfast food ho.
@mikibell
You had a banana bread scone and didn't invite me over?
:(
@mikibell Mmmmm, french toast.
@mikibell mmm... banana bacon bread scone.
@carl669
Not everything has to involve bacon.
@FroodyFrog and that, sir, is where you are wrong.
@Thumperchick
I guess I'm a bit biased since to me it doesn't even look appealing.
@mikibell so who won the bidding? that way, i'll know whether or not to open any strange boxes i get.
@carl669 It was late at night and I think my chocolate milk might have fermented-- but I believe we were giving bids to @mikibell for your email addy. In other words, she would be the one getting the strange box, not you.
Sorry, champ.
@Barney phew! because @mikibell has my real address as well.
@carl669 @mikibell Hmm, time for a new round of bidding!
@Barney
@kdemo is the only one who contacted me.. I think the bid is Meh bags.. :) but I didn't give out your home address.. just email.
@mikibell You should hold out for one of the pretty, pink bags.
@carl669 - I really just had a question for @mikibell - your email was a bonus. I'm waiting for some devious (yet appropriate) plan to occur to me . . .
@KDemo if the devious plan includes Sunbreak Cafe, then i'm all in. (and so is @jaremelz)
@KDemo My secretary @carl669 speaks for me on all Sunbreak Cafe related matters. Or bacon matters. Or pancakes.
He's got my back with the foods stuff.
@jaremelz oh great. now you're giving me job titles as well? i don't even know my title at my current job, let alone having to remember a new one!
but, i will gladly accept the food matters responsibility.
@Barney I am getting one, if there really is one.... Meh is my Valentine this year; haven't figured out how to tell my husband yet :)
@carl669 We don't need this to be a structured thing, no titles or worries there my friend.
Just so long as you understand you're in charge of the yummy stuff. You lead, I'll follow.
@carl669 - Food matters? Are we rallying in front of the cafe? Sounds as if we should work on cooking up a plan.
PS - You can have my bacon.
@KDemo agreed. all south sound 'mehricans are invited. @jaremelz can wear the star wars apron!
@carl669 is spokane anywhere close by? We have an office there..perhaps I can get myself assigned there for April 1!
@mikibell unfortunately, Spokane is about a 4 hour drive. we could have some extra bacon and banana bread in your honor though.
@carl669 That is sad... why can't you all be on this side of the continent?? with banana bread and bacon?
@mikibell Wish you were closer to the East Coast so it would be easier to meet for breakfast.
@carl669 - Yes, but do they serve breakfast octopus?
@dashcloud i am east coast and proud :) i was trying to finagle a trip west on work!