Why rest at membership? All you need is a halfway decent time machine, and you can be a VMP, just like me. Sure, it may screw things up, so you original time line spouse is now married to your rival who now wins the lottery the first time they buy a lottery ticket, but it’s almost worth it.
Hot - super hot last year. Now tepid. Going through the motions. Hey Meh, if you want to leave I’ll give you half. The batteries are in the fridge. Oh and MVP will be $2.50 a month.
I have made no absolute commitment to Meh or Woot( though I do appreciate getting back to the funda-Meh-ntals over here). But I can almost guarantee whomever pops my proverbial grab bag cherry(be it by fuko or boc)will have me lusting over their junk for quite some time I’m sure…just as in real life.
Just as in life, maybe you’re dissatisfied and disapprove of your own decisions, but what’re you gonna do? Walk away and have no buttons to click when you wake up?
Replace this thing with some other thing? What other thing?
i’m trying to imagine someone who buys things solely from meh affiliates. guzzling wine in their fortress of speaker docks, astride a heap of candy corn.
Relationship? I’m more like family…you know that crazy old Aunt who wears too much lipstick and kisses all the babies, smells kinda like stale beer and old cigarettes. The one who always turns up at family reunions even though no one invited her and no one can quite remember whose side of the family she is from.
I became an avid wootizen back in 2006, I still have my leakfrogs, screaming monkeys and teeturtle shirts.
Long ago and far away I even had the honor of naming @Snapster and @Shawn 's cloud love child MC2.
I was there when Amazon swallowed woot like a hungry whore on payday and turned it into a cheap version of itself. The day that @Snapster et al bid a fond farewell I logged out and never went back… Yeah, I’m just that crazy and loyal and sentimental. Emphasis on the “mental”. So much so that I still have a few screenshots from way way back that still amuse me.
No commitments. I see other online retailers. But it isn’t like Meh has any reason to complain. It has customers in at least 48 states and even keeps a daily map noting all of its hookups. How blatant is that?
I thought we were going steady.
I come here everyday for those sweet, sweet meh clicks, but I don’t actually have the expendable money to buy stuff, even at the meh prices…
I’m a VMP and I’m okay
I Meh at midnight and I work all day
/giphy Monty Python lumberjack
It’s joined the choir invisible!
Like a f buddy. Good for making me feel desirable and when in a dry spell but not committed relationship material as he is a bit odd.
Meh has yet to sell a catshirt … but I still visit most every night.
@narfcake Why not every night?
@heartny Narf.
@narfcake How’s that working out, taking over the world? Did you catch the red dot yet?
@heartny
Will anyone admit they shop at Woot?
@hchavers I’m wearing this right now:
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-miss-the-old-woot
I Miss the Old Woot
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
Also the catshirt I ordered last night has shipped already.
@hchavers Meeeeeee!!!
@hchavers Still do. Bought a Kindle and some microSD cards from them a few months ago.
@hchavers sure, can’t help it
@hchavers And I just bought another catshirt. Because catshirtswoot. And no catshirtsmeh.
@hchavers
only gourmet woot, cause casemates is only wine, and as the Count said, “I don’t drink…wine”
No “Royal” gear? Lol
No option for those of us clinging to VMP still?
@lljk VMP = membership.
Ok, Meh, I really feel bad about this, but I’ve been shopping around behind your back.
How serious are we?? Are you kidding? If you don’t th… hey… wait a second… WHERE’S THE FUCKING PROMISE RING I GAVE YOU???
Why rest at membership? All you need is a halfway decent time machine, and you can be a VMP, just like me. Sure, it may screw things up, so you original time line spouse is now married to your rival who now wins the lottery the first time they buy a lottery ticket, but it’s almost worth it.
Hot - super hot last year. Now tepid. Going through the motions. Hey Meh, if you want to leave I’ll give you half. The batteries are in the fridge. Oh and MVP will be $2.50 a month.
It’s Meh.
/giphy too obvious
I have made no absolute commitment to Meh or Woot( though I do appreciate getting back to the funda-Meh-ntals over here). But I can almost guarantee whomever pops my proverbial grab bag cherry(be it by fuko or boc)will have me lusting over their junk for quite some time I’m sure…just as in real life.
Meh.
My grandfathered VMP isn’t special anymore. I’m sad and angry.
@ckcarlton you still get the 4pm, last call, and 10% off at morning save.
@RiotDemon that is true. Thanks for the reminder!!!
We’re still together but we’re sleeping in separate rooms.
Just as in life, maybe you’re dissatisfied and disapprove of your own decisions, but what’re you gonna do? Walk away and have no buttons to click when you wake up?
Replace this thing with some other thing? What other thing?
That’s what I thought.
1240 clicks in a row. That’s longer than a lot of marriages.
@sammydog01 yup.
It’s spelled Mehmbership.
I refuse to acknowledge that mehmbership and vmp are equivalent.
Therefore, it’s complicated.
You’re my bitch. Nothing more.
i’m trying to imagine someone who buys things solely from meh affiliates. guzzling wine in their fortress of speaker docks, astride a heap of candy corn.
@lifftchi
so that’s you eh?
@Cerridwyn picture the iron throne, but made from folding knives sold on meh.
@lifftchi stabbed into speaker docks?
We are estranged.
Relationship? I’m more like family…you know that crazy old Aunt who wears too much lipstick and kisses all the babies, smells kinda like stale beer and old cigarettes. The one who always turns up at family reunions even though no one invited her and no one can quite remember whose side of the family she is from.
I became an avid wootizen back in 2006, I still have my leakfrogs, screaming monkeys and teeturtle shirts.
Long ago and far away I even had the honor of naming @Snapster and @Shawn 's cloud love child MC2.
I was there when Amazon swallowed woot like a hungry whore on payday and turned it into a cheap version of itself. The day that @Snapster et al bid a fond farewell I logged out and never went back… Yeah, I’m just that crazy and loyal and sentimental. Emphasis on the “mental”. So much so that I still have a few screenshots from way way back that still amuse me.
@jimeezlady There were turtle shirts at shirt.woot then, but TeeTurtle didn’t actually exist until 2012. The write-up here sums it up:
The Rutledge connection only became more direct last year, as TeeTurtle’s art director was shirt.woot’s art director.
No commitments. I see other online retailers. But it isn’t like Meh has any reason to complain. It has customers in at least 48 states and even keeps a daily map noting all of its hookups. How blatant is that?
Meh has me pegged perfectly, a casual meh acquaintance.
You forgot Mehmehmehniac!
No really it’s me not you
@cranky1950 Well poop on you then
Friends with occasional benefits
@Milyvan1
more benefits are available for only 4.99 a month https://meh.com/membership