Ever since the shelf fell, there is no order. Most of what was in the closet is stacked in the room. Anyone have a free weekend and some handyman skills?
@mediocrebot That doesn’t look very Picasso. Everything looks like it’s in basically the right place. Not at all like the closet I imagined based on the prompt.
Bad bot.
@xobzoo It belongs to someone who really likes jackets and socks, and (apparently) keeping their paints, canvases, and art supplies in the closet. That seems rather “Picasso” to me.
@rockblossom@xobzoo what’s in the lower left-hand corner? Either fabric bolts for the next sport coat or lots of spare card tables. They must entertain a lot.
The highlight of my closet organization is milk crates (literally) from St. Thomas (as in someone swiped them when the tall ship I worked on was there and I traded USA ones for the St. Thomas ones when I left my crew job) stacked as open shelves that hold my shoes. And sometimes a cat with most of the shoes that were in that one on the floor. How that could be comfortable I do not know.
My bedroom closet is so organized that it has its own union. I’m allowed to remove one full set of clothing and a pair of shoes per day. Anything beyond that requires negotiation. I can take it to arbitration, but that is overseen by the mop closet, which can get messy. When I think about reorganizing, they threaten to bring the garage into the plan, and I back down. I don’t want my car held hostage.
@rockblossom HAHAHA my kid would have hated your closet union rules. She went through at least 3 sets of clothes getting dressed for high school and several hairdos. She’d voluntarily get up at 5:30am (bus at 7:23) to accomplish this. Actually I’d imagine the union rules were once it is out of the closet you can’t put it back in based on what was left on the floor (not my problem as she did her own laundry and I didn’t use that bathroom).
My clothes closet? Collared shirts are hung, pants and t-shirts are folded and stacked neatly. There’s a box on the floor with a couple Nerf guns in it.
Every other closet make sure you wear PPE if you open the door. It’s dangerous in there.
Yes please.
Ever since the shelf fell, there is no order. Most of what was in the closet is stacked in the room. Anyone have a free weekend and some handyman skills?
/showme a closet organized by Martha Stewart in the style of Picasso
@mediocrebot That doesn’t look very Picasso. Everything looks like it’s in basically the right place. Not at all like the closet I imagined based on the prompt.
Bad bot.
@xobzoo It belongs to someone who really likes jackets and socks, and (apparently) keeping their paints, canvases, and art supplies in the closet. That seems rather “Picasso” to me.
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@rockblossom @xobzoo what’s in the lower left-hand corner? Either fabric bolts for the next sport coat or lots of spare card tables. They must entertain a lot.
@JWhirly Stretched canvases. Goes with the paint supplies and Picasso, because that’s how the AI thinks.
@rockblossom Good call! I was thinking wardrobe, neglecting the weird inclusion of the painting studio in the closet.
I know where (most) things are.
No one else could find anything in there.
I guess I should open it every few years and see what’s going on in there.
/showme what might be lurking in a closet that hasn’t been opened in years
@mediocrebot that actually looks like it’s been left open for years
@awk @mediocrebot
And that’s a horrifying spider!
I forgot I had a closet.
I don’t remember it being very organized. But I haven’t been able to get into it for the last few years.
The highlight of my closet organization is milk crates (literally) from St. Thomas (as in someone swiped them when the tall ship I worked on was there and I traded USA ones for the St. Thomas ones when I left my crew job) stacked as open shelves that hold my shoes. And sometimes a cat with most of the shoes that were in that one on the floor. How that could be comfortable I do not know.
My bedroom closet is so organized that it has its own union. I’m allowed to remove one full set of clothing and a pair of shoes per day. Anything beyond that requires negotiation. I can take it to arbitration, but that is overseen by the mop closet, which can get messy. When I think about reorganizing, they threaten to bring the garage into the plan, and I back down. I don’t want my car held hostage.
@rockblossom HAHAHA my kid would have hated your closet union rules. She went through at least 3 sets of clothes getting dressed for high school and several hairdos. She’d voluntarily get up at 5:30am (bus at 7:23) to accomplish this. Actually I’d imagine the union rules were once it is out of the closet you can’t put it back in based on what was left on the floor (not my problem as she did her own laundry and I didn’t use that bathroom).
@rockblossom Excellent!
@rockblossom Does Jimmy Hoffa reside in your closet?
@rockblossom Are you keeping those Leftist Resistance Bands in there?
Oh, wait - those are “Letsfit” …
@pakopako As far as I know, Hoffa was never (officially) in the closet.
@Kyeh I might be hiding some anti-authoritarian activists somewhere, but my closet is much too small for them.
@rockblossom Well, they’re pretty small …
@Kyeh Looks doable, but I’ll have to put it up for a union vote.
My closet is super organized.
It’s the floor in front of it that is cluttered (so much so that I can’t open the closet door)
My clothes closet? Collared shirts are hung, pants and t-shirts are folded and stacked neatly. There’s a box on the floor with a couple Nerf guns in it.
Every other closet make sure you wear PPE if you open the door. It’s dangerous in there.
@Spheyr What are the nerf guns for? To shoot anyone who says you are dressed in the wrong clothes for the occasion?
@Spheyr Your collared shirts are hung? I prefer to have mine garrotted.