It is kind of like, “You have all the time you need, sir - and not a second extra.”
BTW, say that to someone (or a group) that is having difficulty starting something and they’ll typically begin the task about three seconds later. Works great in sales (closing) also and those people that do get the deeper meaning of the phrase don’t take all three seconds to start.
@awk Only you would get a giphy like that (!) on your first reply to @djslack - only you! That said- love the kiddie face plant giphy and had to star it to steal it for my profile.
@thumperchick Who is in charge of prizes these days? @woodhouse? I think @narfcake deserves a prize. His entry was so close (without going over), and was submitted at the beginning of the day’s sales.
@Thumperchick Yes, @jont used to be in charge of promising prizes and then not sending them out. I think that responsibility meh have fallen thru the cracks since he left. I can see that it would be a big job.
@MrMark But wouldn’t it be meh to say “Oh, we meant to give out a prize but forgot.” So they can still do that. Sigh, I see I’ll have to just lower my expectations even more.
/giphy how many puck lights will meh sell tonight?
You guys missed your chance to award a set to the first person that guesses exactly how many sell.
/roll 60d20
You rolled a total of 667
@narfcake You win. Don’t hold your breath for a prize…
Please sell all of them. People don’t want these to show up in the Fuko bags
@somf69 i’d take one right in my fuko
Not one more than you will.
It is kind of like, “You have all the time you need, sir - and not a second extra.”
BTW, say that to someone (or a group) that is having difficulty starting something and they’ll typically begin the task about three seconds later. Works great in sales (closing) also and those people that do get the deeper meaning of the phrase don’t take all three seconds to start.
/roll 1d700
You rolled a total of 552
@djslack Wow, a slash command I didn’t know about.
/giphy out of touch
@awk
/giphy catch up motherfucker
@Pavlov
/giphy ketchup motherfucker
2,367. So what did I win?
/giphy winner
@JanaS
/giphy winner winner chicken dinner
@JanaS 6 Westek Puck Lights Model: LED33HBCC
Condition: New
great
/roll 3d116+347
You rolled a total of 598
/roll 1d of I don’t care
Invalid options. Use
/roll --helpfor usage examples.@awk Only you would get a giphy like that (!) on your first reply to @djslack - only you! That said- love the kiddie face plant giphy and had to star it to steal it for my profile.
327
712
/giphy random number
But I’ll actually guess 446.
I guessed without looking at the price or sales stats.
Egalitarianism!
596
/roll 17d71
You rolled a total of 734
/roll 1d400+490
You rolled a total of 522
I think I missed the mark pretty dramatically
771
849
I guessed 500-600, so I’m going to go ahead and declare victory, even though I’m not correct. That’s how it’s done these days.
@awk We’re all winners. That’s how it’s done these days.
@awk I get a trophy just for posting.
669 (With 10 minutes left to go).
@KDemo Ended at 665 (maybe a few cancelled orders?)
@KDemo heh 69 heh
@Pavlov Only 2 off. Damn.
Were any of those 60 dice loaded, @dave?
@KDemo but… it’s still for sale for VMP
@thumperchick Who is in charge of prizes these days? @woodhouse? I think @narfcake deserves a prize. His entry was so close (without going over), and was submitted at the beginning of the day’s sales.
/giphy first prize
@sligett oh no, someone’s supposed to be in charge of things?
@Thumperchick Yes, @jont used to be in charge of promising prizes and then not sending them out. I think that responsibility meh have fallen thru the cracks since he left. I can see that it would be a big job.
@sligett In this case it would be not promising a prize and not sending it out. Which I think fulfills itself, by itself.
Unless I missed mention of a prize.
@sligett
We just under promise and under deliver now. It’s much more in line with our philosophy, don’t you think?
@Thumperchick Totally meh. I can see that @jont’s shoes are just to big to fill.
@MrMark But wouldn’t it be meh to say “Oh, we meant to give out a prize but forgot.” So they can still do that. Sigh, I see I’ll have to just lower my expectations even more.
@sligett @narfcake God, FINE
@woodhouse @sligett @narfcake @thumperchick says I’m “prize-handler guy”. We got a good chuckle out of your random guess, btw
@woodhouse
/giphy happy dance
/giphy happy dance
Thanks, @woodhouse! Thanks, @snapster! Thanks, @dave! Thanks, @sligett! Thanks, @thumperchick! Thanks, @Trillian!
/image lawful-gnarly-mine
@woodhouse So @Thumperchick gets to assign work? She is moving right up in the world.
ONE MILLION!!!
There are 1,000 votes? I’m surprised at this much democracy at Meh.