@awk Shampoo hair, facial scrub, rinse hair, condition hair, clip hair up, soap up the loofah and scrub the rest of me starting at the shoulders, rinse hair, all done. It takes me less time to shower than it takes my husband (and my hair is past my waist). But then, I don't have a stool to sit on in my shower. lol
@zachdecker I looked up shower beers on google, and a reddit thread popped up. As I am not a reddit user, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. All I will say is, do not look at a shower beer thread at work, haha.
Ever since I started counting seconds in the shower, as I mentioned somewhere else around here, I've been able to keep it under 10 minutes. If I don't count, though, the daydreaming, the singing, and the general neurotic rehashing of things I could've said better that one time easily push me past 15, even 20 minutes. And that's not counting time to dry off.
@jqubed "Things I could've said better" (way off topic)
Last week, over on Facebook, someone posted a meme of a refrigerator filled with vegetables. Peppers, corn on the cob, lettuce, broccoli, cauliflower, just jam packed with good stuff. No meat, no dairy. And the caption was "this is how it should look".
And I answered "then you go out for fast food when there's nothing to eat".
Well, the OP didn't like that at all, said "I don't respond to ignorance". I replied "or humor".
But the thing is, she did respond. But I didn't think about that soon enough...so, the "I shoulda said" thinking started.