How far is too far for wearable tech?
1After checking out @JasonToon 's Indiegogo campaign, there was a link to Rufus Cuff, a huge smart watch type thing that looks ridiculous to me. To me, this is even worse than those old calculator watches (that I sadly used to wear).
Is this too much? Has humanity gone too far?? Would you ever wear such a thing?
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That is ridiculous. They did raise almost half a million dollars though so there must be some people that like it.
@cengland0 That's when I realized it wasn't a joke. This could totally be a joke.
Ah man, the link for the image didn't. There. imgur'd it:
Something something Snow Crash Gargoyles
@The_Baron aaaand most of that fits on your phone except the laser pointer, cd-rom player, voltmeter, stun gun, monocular, and the briefcase. Are we all cyberpunks??
@The_Baron thanks for teaching me that I. M. not a Cyberpunk.
Oh, wow, look at that! Turns out I've already got one of those!
@goldenthorn Nice! Looks legit too! This is where you contact them claiming that they stole your idea.
Damned right! Hairbands + smartphone are MY original patented protected IP and I'm gonna need a sizeable check and profit percentage points from aaaaaall these monkeyclowns thinkin' they can muscle in on my genius. Pipboy my ass!
@goldenthorn I think you should seriously contact them and give us a report.
I would wear such a thing if I was legally confined to my home and that was the device they strapped to my ankle to track me. Other than that...
I have one of these, its pretty much built into my arm at this point. It has a calendar and tells me the weather and who to kill - they even show up on the gps thingy. It also shows my battery life and how many bullets are left in my other arm. Also, I'm a cyborg from the future.
Hey, it's a real-life Pip-Boy!
Actually, while falling firmly in the category of "not for me", this does seem kind of technologically inevitable. Smart watches will never much more than a novelty (checking the time & weather sure, but imagine watching The Avengers on a watch). But a device that's basically a wrist-mounted cel phone makes sense, and they can't be lost or easily stolen. Seems like the logical next step until we get something REALLY sci-fi like holographic screens that hover in mid-air.
@Starblind What about this gimmick that I've seen on the interwebs?
Not a bad idea if they can actually make one...
@Starblind and the video:
@luvche21 Technologically I don't think it is possible. The angle of light is less than 1 degree for such a hires image like they show in the video. I would bet money against this technology coming out in the next 10 years.
@luvche0 Seems largely dependent on having big ol' arms too… couldn't fit a display much larger than this on my dinky hand-sticks:
@cengland0 @brhfl Plus the average person has hair and other "imperfections" that would really mess up a display like that.
@Starblind makes total sense!
@luvche21 shave
@Kidsandliz That's gonna look silly when I only shave that spot...
@luvche21 so tattoo hair on there then...
Totally reminds me of this story from NPR: Can a computer change the essence of who you are?
Here's a link to the full Invisibilia podcast (which I highly recommend).
Have to say that the way Thad Starner defends "wearables" really made me think differently about them, but mainly because he has custom functionality built into his that we don't have on a large scale (such as being able to quickly and unobtrusively search a database of topics based on what someone says to you and having related information pop up in your HUD).
I love my smartphone. I love being connected to millions of people around the world at all times and being able to access the whole of human knowledge and history in an instant.
I still don't think if I want the device that does that to be in my face or apart of me 100% of the time. I like being able to turn off my phone or put it down for a while to quiet the constant feed of information and noise, and that's important for me.
@JonT Listening to this now, it's fascinating. If I would have seen this guy in the 90s though, I would have thought he was a weirdo.
Everything old is new again. It's all a reboot man, it's a reboot!
I would avoid it simply for the unsightly tan lines.
@KDemo That implies that you can tan. I only burn :/
@luvche21 - Unfortunately, mostly just my left arm from driving. I've started spraying SPF 70 on my left arm only. :-)
I totally thought the subject line of this topic said "Wearable Teeth".
@JasonToon
@JasonToon @RedHot That looks and sounds very uncomfortable.
Whenever I see or hear folks talking about this sort of thing in this sort of language, one of the first things I think is:
I've said this elsewhere in these forums, but I don't mind saying it again: I'm willing--and indeed eager--to wear and embed and be embedded in technology of various sorts. I want to be bionic, a cyborg, or, yaknow, if it pleases you to think of it this way, a monstrous human-technology hybrid. I wish I believed that they'll be ready to copy my consciousness into a computer before I die or that the tech to extend life will be sufficiently perfected, but, alas, I'm pretty sure they won't.
The problem now is that the widely available consumer technology is mostly way too clunky and unsophisticated for such an interface.
I envision a world where we don't use speak-to-text, but think-to-text; where driver directions aren't projected onto a headsup display, but directly through my visual cortex; where in a very real way, my consciousness is able to navigate the internet directly, expansively, as an entity in some literal way traveling through and engaging data and not merely peering into it through a narrow and rigid portal.
Warning: starts to get kinda gross at about 4:30
Here's how being a cyborg shouldn't look. What the fuck was this guy thinking?
@joelmw What a weirdo - and what's the point with needing to know your temperature every few minutes? There are plenty of other non-invasive ways to do that.
Too far? Heck no...it's way smaller than a Predator's wrist gauntlet: