How easily creeped out are you?
20Feeling storytellerish tonight. TL? DR. So with the witchy winds of the changing weather last night about midnight came a banging from the empty house next door. It sounded just like a door banging open and shut in the wind. Now, in my neighborhood next door means practically within arm’s reach. This house is only about 20 feet from mine, my property line ends about 18" from my house. The driveway of this house adjoins it, with their carport falling just a few inches from my roofline. My bed is on that wall, the window above my bed looked out on their driveway till I filled it with a stained glass scene.
This house has been empty for more than three years. They’ve given up on selling it, no one on our street knows how to reach the owners, it just sits there slowing falling further into disrepair. In the light of day I opened their driveway gate which I normally make sure stays closed and went to investigate.
Sure enough, just as I feared, the banging sound was the basement door. Just about the creepiest fucking door you’ve ever seen. You have to be standing in the driveway under the carport to see it, out of sight of anyone not standing right in front. If something Bad should happen to you while you stood looking at that door you would be quite Alone. As you can see, vertiginous stairs lead into an unknown darkness. During the brief period when there was a real estate agent’s sign on the house, I made an appointment and had a look. I asked about the basement and she shuddered and said she didn’t have a key, didn’t want one. No key needed now, the darkness is open for business.
I’m not going down there. The fact that, since I’ve lived here, the last three people who lived in that house died there is enough for me. The first of them died falling down those very stairs pictured above. But even if I didn’t believe in ghosts (and this is literally a situation of something going bump in the night), two years ago a group of squatters moved in there and had to be rousted by the cops. No telling who or what awaits in that cold, dark space.
So I guess tomorrow I’m going to have to contact the City and ask them to have the structure secured. Sell it as a hazard for the neighborhood kids, which it totally is. At least those not perceptive enough to steer clear of dark and lonely places that have already taken a life.
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/giphy nope nope nope
Tell them you thought you heard a puppy down there? Everyone will help a puppy.
@sammydog01 Awww, a Cerberus puppy!
I’m really curious what’s behind that fancy wood door.
I want to know what’s in the basement, but I’ve watched too many horror movies.
@RiotDemon The easiest way to find who what or who is in the basement is to take four friends and three flashlights, two of which have nearly dead batteries. Go down through the door, do a cursory look around, then split up into three singles and one pair. Go explore some more. Whatever is down there is guaranteed to show up within 10 minutes.
@magic_cave
It works best if everyone is a hot but annoying teenager and they all just had sex.
@f00l or… if it’s 2 teen girls, a teen guy, a hippie and a dog named Scooby.
You can find out who owns the property by going to your county property appraisal office. My county has that information on a public website so that makes it easy.
You should be able to get the name and address of the owners. Their address listed may be different than the address of the property. For example, I own a rental home and the address listed for me on the website is the address where I live, not the rental property address.
Hmmm. Wonder where you could get a drone with a GoPro attached?
OMG that is ccrreeeeeepy
What a great piece of architecture. They just don’t build them like that anymore. You know… solid, and extra creepy.
What lurks in basements like that
There must have been an architectural period when properties were designed specifically for the purpose of being perfect for whatever mystery-terror-homicide would make all the headlines. I bet the evil architects of the guild pat the winning designer on the back as he cackles and sequentially taps the fingers of his hands together.
/image montgomery burns excellent
If it hasn’t been rented and the owner gave up years ago selling it, are you confident ownership hasn’t passed to the city or a bank?
Those two entities might be more sensitive to proper care public pressures than an absentee landlord owner.
Don’t know the landscape of your community, but might it be a cheap candidate for a habitat-for-humanity type fix up and sale? Or flatten and garden/park setting?
@RedOak I believe that the last several owners died intestate and it’s fallen into a morass of extended family claims. Probate costs money, so there doesn’t appear to be much motivation to do anything with it. When they were trying to sell it the price tag was unreasonable for the condition, it needs a lot of work to be a nice place to live. It was built the same time as mine, in 1912, and walking through it was very enlightening as to how much work was done on my place when it was renovated in the 50’s. I want to check this year and see if the taxes are being paid. I’d love to be able to buy it myself and merge the two properties, but that’s pretty much a pipe dream. If I could pick it up for back taxes I could pull it off. But if that extended family is chipping in to cover the taxes then it could sit empty forever.
@moondrake having gone thru both friendly and unfriendly estate management processes, it was our experience that if there was real value in the estate, relatives were quite engaged…
However, when the estate cupboards were thin, the interest was also thin and everyone who could skadaddle, did.
In other words, if nothing happened within a couple years it is hard to imagine family members bothering to pony up out of their pockets (or an estate account that goes to them) for an undesirable property. Unless, your property taxes are downright reasonable - unlike ours!
Sounds like a cheap to get control of property. Some communities, if it is city owned, even sell problem properties to contiguous neighbors for almost nothing with the promise of remediating the eyesore.
@RedOak My neighborhood is a lower income centrally located one with older housing stock. This depresses the valuation of the homes, although they usually sell briskly as they are very conveniently located within 2 miles of downtown, the military base, the hospital and medical complexes and the university. Our taxes are low compared to the rest of the City, but higher than they ought to be as our Central Appraisal District notoriously inflates values and fighting them is expensive and usually fruitless. But if there are a half dozen families involved it would amount to only $2-300 each to cover the taxes. What seems unlikely to me us that anyone is organizing getting them paid. It’s frustrating, if they’d let go of the outrageous CAP valuation (their asking price clearly came from there) and offer it for about 60-75% of that amount it would sell right away. Anyone who buys it is going to need to drop $25-50k in renovations if they want to bring it up to modern standards of living, and the desirability of this location makes that viable, but not at their asking price. Knocking it down might be an option, but these houses are 18" adobe. Hundred year old adobe can take a tank shell, knocking it down is no easy feat. The upper front main living area is pretty nice, it’s the back part and the lower floor (split level basement level) that would need gutting and major rehab.
Correction, now that I look at it, that house appears to be brick. It must be newer than mine. So knocking it down would be possible. But I think renovating is a better answer. This is an interior hallway wall in my house, 18" Adobe
@moondrake
I’m totally envious of your Adobe.
The real deal.
@ThomasF
/giphy that’s just mean
How cute and totally irrelevant is that?
@sammydog01 Awww… sweet giphy.
There aren’t enough NOPE gifs on the entire Internet for this shit.
/giphy nope
Where’s the house I’ll go
@bleedmichigan
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
@bleedmichigan
/giphy the Twilight Zone
@f00l to far. But get transportation from the east coast and I’ll come check it out
/giphy chickens
@ThomasF eep.
@RiotDemon Hey Everybody… it’s Glen…
@ThomasF
But where’s @snapster?
@f00l Hello it is me the Snapter and definitely the Glen. We are here.
@ThomasF
Calling @moondrake!
Guess who’s creeping you out from next door!
Man this is like when someone finds a safe in their house and never posts what is actually in it.
I mean, I sure wouldn’t go down there, but you should.
Any update? Did you contact anyone about locking it up?