It use to be 2x a month pedicures. Covid has put a temp stop to that luxury
no – it’s soothe, for sooth!
But, what’s a little illiteracy among friends?
just realized little illiteracy is pronounced almost like
lit illiteracy with a stutter…
@antijen @chienfou @phendrick
Forsooth I soothe with a smoothie.
Take off my shoes and socks and let the dog lick them. Don’t knock it until you try it.
@hchavers i believe you should get a cat…they have sand paper like tongues just saying.
@whomeyesu the cat runs away.
@hchavers @whomeyesu they prefer fish vs peanut butter
@hchavers My dog likes to lick my feet and toes; yours likes to lick your shoes and socks? I prefer my dog’s fetish to yours’. (yours’s? – as in, belonging to yours – a grammarian, please?)
I take off my shoes, socks and every thing else and let my wife revitalize me.
@rtjhnstn So she scrubs you with an exfoliating brush or something?
Dip 'em in tuna juice and let my cats lick them. I have no calluses on my feet thanks to this routine.
@medz @PocketBrain Yeah, but then what do you brush your teeth with?
@PocketBrain @zinimusprime homemade cat hair toothbrush
@medz @zinimusprime the hair on my tongue rarely gets long enough to require brushing.
I simply opt out of having long days.
I put my whole me in a large vessel filled with warm water and enjoy a highball.
@f00l this scene in the book was so much worse.
@f00l @RiotDemon really?! It’s tough to watch as is!
She cuts his foot off with an axe.
@RiotDemon Ummmmmmm that wins.
But … c’mon now.
She loves him so much!
I mean, she says so herself!
@f00l @zinimusprime if you haven’t watched Castle Rock on Hulu yet… Annie is in it. The actress that plays her has the same great energy.
@f00l @RiotDemon Kathy Bates is a phenomenal actress