Still waiting for a “select all that applies” button! Because sometimes it’s 1) or a) and sometimes it’s 2) or b) and a lot of times it’s 3) or c) with yes like that I would have skipped right over 4) or d) and pressed 5) or e) but I had to pick 6) or f) and type out this whole thing. Since you said I couldn’t leave perverted comments here I went to the product page to do that.
Too Tender, they usually don’t feel good, except the feet. I like that.
You got to have meat on your bones for me to give one, just saying.
Owww is a safe word or you’ll be SORRY!
I alternate between two therapist.
One does the deep massage, which sort of hurts, gets some knots out and in the long run probably provides more benefit.
The other does a more relaxing massage ie: salt scrubs, hot stones, etc. Which can basically put me to sleep and is very relaxing in the moment. Both have their benefits. If I had to choose one I would go with…
i do not care for “relaxing” or “sensual” massages as i find them to be neither.
i do care for when any one of a handful of massage therapist friends choose to demonstrate something or other on me and i have that moment of clarity like “holy shit, i didn’t even know how bad that felt, you are a miracle worker!” (i had this one friend whose since moved away that would work things out while having you adjust your stance, or they’d say “now hold your arm up like this” and it was like being part of a magic trick. really amazing.)
i also do care for other friends that give “massages” that feel amazing in the moment…until you wake up the next morning hungover and your whole body is incredible pain and feels like a tight ball of rubber bands and you remember neither of you had any professional training nor idea what you were doing.
I’ve had the really painful massage from a licensed therapist. Yea, I felt better afterwards, but I was in agony during. No thanks.
I don’t mind the relaxing back massage, but I never find myself ever asking for one. My partner rubs my back when cuddling, and that’s enough.
I’m ridiculously picky with my feet. My ex was not able to massage them without me wanting to kick him because it tickled so much. My current partner is much better at it. Guess it helps that he’s not grossed out by feet in the slightest. I refuse to go get a paid pedicure because I’d be afraid that I’d give up after two minutes from being tickled… Plus, I can paint my own toenails anyway.
Years back I was working at a Northern Michigan TV station when the engineer’s girlfriend (she was an RN) “cracked” my neck. My neck was so relaxed that I had to punch the 11:00 newscast with my head resting on my shoulder. Interesting show that night to say the least.
/giphy devilish eyebrow
If you have to ask, you should probably press harder.
@Barney Hotttsy totttsy!
@Barney Amazing live show, incredible energy and a voice that’ll reach out and snap your neck.
Kind of like a good massage, you’re all relaxed afterwards.
We always got free massages around exam time in college. I think that was the best sort — free.
Still waiting for a “select all that applies” button! Because sometimes it’s 1) or a) and sometimes it’s 2) or b) and a lot of times it’s 3) or c) with yes like that I would have skipped right over 4) or d) and pressed 5) or e) but I had to pick 6) or f) and type out this whole thing. Since you said I couldn’t leave perverted comments here I went to the product page to do that.
@WTFsunshine Rules are overrated.
One that includes a safeword.
@mfladd Agree - always have a good safe word! I had to change mine from “More” to something else.
@WTFsunshine
@mfladd Hot Damn! I really like you and your gifs! the&
@WTFsunshine
Too Tender, they usually don’t feel good, except the feet. I like that.
You got to have meat on your bones for me to give one, just saying.
Owww is a safe word or you’ll be SORRY!
Unless you are my wife, my doctor, or someone giving me a hug, you shouldn’t be touching me.
@SSteve
/youtube touch myself
@2many2no
@2many2no touching ones self is not called massage lol
@tinamarie1974 “A massage by any other name would feel as sweet.”
@2many2no touche
I alternate between two therapist.
One does the deep massage, which sort of hurts, gets some knots out and in the long run probably provides more benefit.
The other does a more relaxing massage ie: salt scrubs, hot stones, etc. Which can basically put me to sleep and is very relaxing in the moment. Both have their benefits. If I had to choose one I would go with…
Never had one…
i do not care for “relaxing” or “sensual” massages as i find them to be neither.
i do care for when any one of a handful of massage therapist friends choose to demonstrate something or other on me and i have that moment of clarity like “holy shit, i didn’t even know how bad that felt, you are a miracle worker!” (i had this one friend whose since moved away that would work things out while having you adjust your stance, or they’d say “now hold your arm up like this” and it was like being part of a magic trick. really amazing.)
i also do care for other friends that give “massages” that feel amazing in the moment…until you wake up the next morning hungover and your whole body is incredible pain and feels like a tight ball of rubber bands and you remember neither of you had any professional training nor idea what you were doing.
sometimes someone giving me a massage makes me feel like
and other times it makes me feel like
and occasionlly i’m just like
no.
A combination. Relaxing massage with trigger point therapy. Definitely helps a spazzed IT band too.
I’ve had the really painful massage from a licensed therapist. Yea, I felt better afterwards, but I was in agony during. No thanks.
I don’t mind the relaxing back massage, but I never find myself ever asking for one. My partner rubs my back when cuddling, and that’s enough.
I’m ridiculously picky with my feet. My ex was not able to massage them without me wanting to kick him because it tickled so much. My current partner is much better at it. Guess it helps that he’s not grossed out by feet in the slightest. I refuse to go get a paid pedicure because I’d be afraid that I’d give up after two minutes from being tickled… Plus, I can paint my own toenails anyway.
Very deep tissue, thai, or shiatsu.
Years back I was working at a Northern Michigan TV station when the engineer’s girlfriend (she was an RN) “cracked” my neck. My neck was so relaxed that I had to punch the 11:00 newscast with my head resting on my shoulder. Interesting show that night to say the least.
/giphy news blooper
@Mehrocco_Mole is it Strap-On Saturday already?
@RiotDemon Saying to myself “don’t do it, don’t do it”
@mfladd what? You actually held back??