Hostile voicemail.

blaineg had a quick thing to say said Mon, Sep 18th 2023 at 7:11pm ET

SWMBO left me a voicemail. It transcribed “Hi, it’s me” to “Fight me.”

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tinamarie1974 said Mon, Sep 18th 2023 at 7:17pm ET:

Hahahahaha

Might want to hit up the flower shop on the way home

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chienfou said Mon, Sep 18th 2023 at 7:17pm ET:

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stoy72 said Mon, Sep 18th 2023 at 8:40pm ET:

Go

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kuoh said Mon, Sep 18th 2023 at 11:08pm ET:

How much do you really know about her past?

KuoH

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- /giphy fatality
  
  haydesigner said Fri, Sep 22nd 2023 at 12:26am ET
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f00l said Tue, Sep 19th 2023 at 1:36am ET:

/giphy “first rule of fight club”

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macromeh said Tue, Sep 19th 2023 at 11:49am ET:

Our house cleaner once left a voice mail to let us know that she had left her duster and some cleaning rags behind after her visit. It was transcribed as:

“Hi Jackie, I forgot my daughter and my one more drugs downstairs.”

We were expecting visits from the DEA and/or Child Services, but I guess they were on break or something.

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ironcheftoni said Wed, Sep 20th 2023 at 2:53pm ET:

My favorite hostile voicemail
Alamo Drafthouse Voicemail

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- @ironcheftoni
  “MAGNITED STATES OF AMERICA!”
  
  Kyeh said Wed, Sep 20th 2023 at 3:27pm ET
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- @ironcheftoni @Kyeh More like Inebriated States of America!
  
  ircon96 said Thu, Sep 21st 2023 at 3:12am ET
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- @ircon96 @ironcheftoni
  Maybe it’s Lauren Boebert
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Sep 21st 2023 at 3:35am ET
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- @ironcheftoni @Kyeh I think you’re onto something!
  
  ircon96 said Thu, Sep 21st 2023 at 4:05am ET
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brainmist said Thu, Sep 21st 2023 at 12:54am ET:

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