Holy clean butts Batman!!!

bigtom67 thought this was worth mentioning said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 4:40pm ET

So, who lit a fire under MEH’s ass??? I am kinda astonished, I don’t know if you’re warehouse was just full to the brim Or you thought that we had a bunch of dirty butts or you’re trying to make Amazon prime look bad at least with this one order but two or three days ago I placed an order for six of these bidets And lo and low behold my mailman was outside beeping the horn and he just delivered all six of them to me. That is record time from all the way down there in Texas to here in eastern North Carolina, all I can say is wow what’s up/going on???

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RiotDemon said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 5:09pm ET:

Glad you will be enjoying a great clean butt today!

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therealjrn said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 5:55pm ET:

Clean butts are the BEST BUTTS!

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- mediocrebot said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 5:55pm ET
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Rebelfixed said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 6:37pm ET:

Maybe they knew your butt needed cleaning ASAP

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narfcake said Sat, Apr 13th 2019 at 6:45pm ET:

/giphy clean butts

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- @narfcake PLEASE tell me you didn’t just start another “dead cat” flame war…
  
  chienfou said Mon, Apr 15th 2019 at 2:27am ET
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OnionSoup said Mon, Apr 15th 2019 at 4:14pm ET:

I didn’t jump on this offer because all my toilets already have bidet attachments…

… But a bidet really does change your life forever. A great addition to any poop stool.

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tightwad said Mon, Apr 15th 2019 at 8:46pm ET:

I need to get one in an IRK so my wife will give it a try…she isn’t a fan (but hasn’t tried one)

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