Holy clean butts Batman!!!

bigtom67 thought this was worth mentioning said

So, who lit a fire under MEH’s ass??? I am kinda astonished, I don’t know if you’re warehouse was just full to the brim Or you thought that we had a bunch of dirty butts or you’re trying to make Amazon prime look bad at least with this one order but two or three days ago I placed an order for six of these bidets And lo and low behold my mailman was outside beeping the horn and he just delivered all six of them to me. That is record time from all the way down there in Texas to here in eastern North Carolina, all I can say is wow what’s up/going on???