Holiday shopping for meh people

CaptAmehrican had a quick thing to say said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:05pm ET

Ok I have started looking for holiday gifts for my friends and family.
Twice now I have seen something that would be great for a meh person
What would you buy for other meh people?

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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:05pm ET:

@placidpenguin
TrueZoo 2960 Kingsley Winged Corkscrew, Multicolor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FNNVK58/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_-Ch2DbA15GPD0

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ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:12pm ET:

Oooooh, I thought you were buying gifts for people on Meh. Figured I’d come here to give you some suggestions for mine. My bad. Carry on.

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- @ybmuG well wouldn’t that be fun?!?!?!?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:15pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 we could call it Secret Irk, you know, to keep it holiday neutral.
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:18pm ET
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- @ybmuG
  /giphy I like it
  
  But I still have three boxes I need to mail from the exchange…secret Irks may go out in 2020 lol
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:23pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 I’ll take “pretty, pretty, pretty good”. That’s my best idea this week!
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:47pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:15pm ET:

For @mfladd, wherever he may be. I miss playing with him!

Soft Fur Leather Adjustable Handcuffs Costume Accessoire https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07X24XPYM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_INh2DbG29PXGN

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Cerridwyn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 7:49pm ET:

I’m sure there are a few here that this would be appropriate

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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:00pm ET:

For @f00l
/image rose colored glasses

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- @therealjrn
  
  I might prefer magnifying glasses.
  But it’s cool if they are also rose-colored.
  
  /giphy magnifying glass
  
  f00l said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 10:05pm ET
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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:01pm ET:

For @Barney
/giphy something purple

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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:02pm ET:

For @sammydog01
/image robot

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- @therealjrn I love him soooo much! (I also have a kit for this exact robot under my bed. I should put it together sometime.)
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:46pm ET
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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:03pm ET:

For @GypsieGirl213
/image butt cream

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- @therealjrn too soon! Too soon!
  
  JnKL said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:06pm ET
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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:05pm ET:

For @TinaMarie1974
/image battery powered scepter

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- @therealjrn That identifies as a boyfriend.
  
  mike808 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:26pm ET
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- What the queen decides to do in the privacy of her royal chambers is not up to us to decide, @mike808.
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:42pm ET
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- Thank you @therealjrn ! Anyway, @mike808, a scepter is used to rule your subjects. It is NOT an inside or an outside tool
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:49pm ET
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- @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 It doesn’t say “For External Use Only”.
  
  And what Her Highness does in the Royal Bed Chambers with the Royal Scepter (that identifies as a boyfriend) is not for me to say.
  /giphy tealc indeed
  
  mike808 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 3:09am ET
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- @therealjrn I thought it was a Blue Light Special thingie from KMart. But hey, whatever trips your trigger I always say.
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 1:06pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole Oh, you know how it is then. Different strokes and all.
  
  Heh–I refreshed /image a few times and that was all it would give me.
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 1:12pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @therealjrn image doesn’t change when you refresh, only giphy. You’d have to change the text.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 2:32pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @RiotDemon I did not know that, thanks RD!
  
  therealjrn said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 2:45pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @therealjrn this might work better …
  
  stolicat said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:41pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn now that is fancy!!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:57pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  especially admire the built in ‘tickler’
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:54pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  And the built-in “shocker”.
  For a double-entendre.
  /giphy rimshot
  
  mike808 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 9:14pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 as opposed to {giphy rimjob} which is probably NSFW…!
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 9:16pm ET
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- @chienfou
  
  ಠ_ಠ
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 9:19pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn the tickler is exciting. I am more curious about the flashing light on the head, and those crown prongs (ouch) …why???
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 9:35pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  
  I am more curious about the flashing light
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 10:07pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn nice!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 10:13pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 It is (supposedly) an actual battery-operated scepter …
  https://www.glowuniverse.com/light-up-royal-scepter
  
  stolicat said Sun, Nov 24th 2019 at 1:27am ET
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- @chienfou @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 OKay, I’ll play. It’s called a Battery Operated Stimulation Scepter or BOSS. (Sorry but that’s the closest I could come to BOB) The light at the top is for infrared heat. And the extra length is for, well, reaching those hard to get spots. I have no explanation for its skinniness. None.
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Sun, Nov 24th 2019 at 12:35pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  The diameter of the shaft was reduced to save weight of materials, as a two-handed scepter was found not to be a desirable feature after focus group testing. Participants mentioned wanting one hand free to be able to press the meh face button during use. Others mentioned needing a hand free to complete captchas to obtain an IRK.
  
  mike808 said Sun, Nov 24th 2019 at 3:40pm ET
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- You may have failed CAPTCHA but on the upside, you’re less of a human.
  
  mediocrebot said Sun, Nov 24th 2019 at 3:40pm ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
  
  after focus group testing
  
  during which time the participants were heard to say:
  “Fo-cus… No need, that’s what the scepter is for…”
  
  chienfou said Sun, Nov 24th 2019 at 4:59pm ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @stolicat @therealjrn
  A little demonstration by @tinamarie1974’s favorite person…
  
  mike808 said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 1:08am ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 That is just a bit disturbing… good ol 70’s programming…
  
  JnKL said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 6:38am ET
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- @chienfou @Mehrocco_Mole @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn wrong, just wrong.
  
  tinamarie1974 said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 9:04am ET
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- @Mehrocco_Mole @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 yes TM…
  /giphy do you concur
  
  chienfou said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 10:15pm ET
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- @chienfou @mike808 @stolicat @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 I agree. WW’s doing it wrong.
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Tue, Nov 26th 2019 at 12:52am ET
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therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:07pm ET:

For @KidsAndLiz
/image Big Box of Benjamins

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- Ha ha! Well, I tried KaL.
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 8:09pm ET
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moonhat said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:14pm ET:

Here’s something for you, @captamehrican

https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2019/hanse-458-3238323/

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- @moonhat oh you should you really should it’s lovely
  
  CaptAmehrican said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:07am ET
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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:50pm ET:

@kidsandliz

/giphy a cure

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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:50pm ET:

@ybmuG

/giphy Goat toy

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- @tinamarie1974 Hey, thanks!
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:04pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 The battery-powered kind?
  
  mike808 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:28pm ET
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- @mike808 that is up to our scapegoat, @ybmuG
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:29pm ET
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- @ybmuG thinks pumpkin pie is better than pecan pie.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:29pm ET
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- @mike808 @tinamarie1974 But you said a real puppy, George. If you don’t bring me a real puppy
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:51pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:51pm ET:

@jnkl

/giphy deep v t-shirt

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- @tinamarie1974 aww! You really get me!
  
  JnKL said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:07pm ET
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- @JnKL the other option was
  
  /giphy book of legal loopholes
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:18pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 I just wanted some structure!
  This site is pure anarchy!
  
  JnKL said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:29pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:34pm ET
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- @JnKL
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:38pm ET
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- @JnKL @tinamarie1974 Not sure if he was deep or deranged.
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:34pm ET
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- @JnKL @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG I’ll ask my analyst and get back to you.
  
  gregormehndel said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:18pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:53pm ET:

@sammydog01

/giphy life sized robot

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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:53pm ET:

@barney

/giphy purple dream

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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 9:55pm ET:

@therealjrn

/giphy rental property

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- @tinamarie1974 Must be a man’s apartment. The toilet seat is up.
  
  ybmuG said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:08pm ET
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- @ybmuG I did not even catch THAT. Maybe the agent had to “go” before taking the pic?
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:09pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 Awe! It’s PERFECT!
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:38pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 10:49pm ET:

@mike808

/giphy an end to global warming

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mike808 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:48pm ET:

@tinamarie1974

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- @mike808 aaawwww thanks! It is perfect and will match my knock off purchased from China
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Nov 22nd 2019 at 11:53pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 I see those WW nails.
  
  mike808 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:15am ET
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- @mike808 yeah, they are gone now…
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 12:16am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 1:13pm ET:

For @pooltoywolf this sweater
Blizzard Bay Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Wolf, Black, X-Large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NMT1L8Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Qzx2DbED38TZD

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- @CaptAmehrican oh I forgot @pooltoywolf. Shame on me!!
  
  /giphy locomotive pool toy
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 1:22pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican I would totally wear that!!
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:30pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @tinamarie1974 That didn’t work as well as intended lol
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:30pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @PooltoyWolf did not! I was looking for something like this but the dr came in and I had to stop cycling through.
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:33pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @tinamarie1974 I need an adult!!
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:47pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @PooltoyWolf hhuummm…well Thomas is actually ~65 years old, but
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 4:49pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @tinamarie1974 That’s kinda neat
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 5:04pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @PooltoyWolf I thought so. Part inflatable train, part bouncy house. I bouncy houses!!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 5:09pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:25pm ET:

For @RiotDemon

/giphy happiness

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- @tinamarie1974 thank you. That does make me happy.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 7:51pm ET
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- @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974
  /giphy mission accomplished!
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:05pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:08pm ET:

@chienfou you have been a hard one…how about

/giphy no back to back shifts

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- @tinamarie1974 Awww… Thanks! or mehbe a big case of
  /giphy smart ass
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:15pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 Great suggestion and awesome link to today’s This or That!
  
  ybmuG said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:19pm ET
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- FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:19pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG Natch. She is GOOD!
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:29pm ET
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- @chienfou @tinamarie1974 typey, typey…clickey, clickey…Gold!
  
  ybmuG said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:33pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG yep!
  
  chienfou said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:41pm ET
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- @chienfou @ybmuG
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Nov 23rd 2019 at 11:43pm ET
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Star2236 said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 12:19am ET:

Nifty funky ladies socks bc they only sell stupid men’s sizes here and our feet aren’t big enough.

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- @star2236 If you ever get out San Diego way check out this place in Carlsbad. https://sockdistrict.com/
  
  yorkrk said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 12:24pm ET
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mike808 said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 8:28pm ET:

For the December Goat:

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- @mike808 I didn’t know @Mehrocco_Mole had any babies.
  
  therealjrn said Mon, Nov 25th 2019 at 9:07pm ET
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- @mike808 @therealjrn Please don’t. Can you say Goat Troll?
  
  Mehrocco_Mole said Tue, Nov 26th 2019 at 12:46am ET
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