Hideaway
11During our Take Me Away and Not Today adventures, we went to numerous exotic and luxurious locations and sampled the best they had to offer. They were wonderfully decadent. But what we need now is a quiet, simple place to relax, so we are running away again.
We find ourselves with the forest on one side
And the water on the other
Take your pick of either our treehouses

Or the simple beach house
The rooms are simple yet comfortable 

And you can freshen up
Before a late breakfast

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Time to simplify our lives. (btw, there seems to be a cherry penis on top of the eggs. Just say'in.)


@mfladd You would find that. Eat your damn grapefruit.
@mfladd Dibbs on the hammock.
@sammydog01 fine. I will take the other one.

@mfladd

I'm just gonna hide over here

@Lotsofgoats I see you there.
@Lotsofgoats sorry, sustenance is required. :)

@mfladd Here's a burger- let the goat play in the flowers.

@sammydog01 Nice, I was going to offer a lobster roll in exchange for the life of @lotsofgoats

@jaremelz @sammydog01 I accept the tribute. The life of @Lotsofgoats is saved for now. He may frolic in the field all he wants.
p.s. burger and lobster roll are both great.
@mfladd

@jaremelz We accept you as tribute.

(well this escalated quickly O_O)
@mfladd This certainly gives the phrase, "eat me" new meaning.

@jaremelz

just took a nap what's going on

@Lotsofgoats shhhh.....you made it out alive. Rest now. I am finishing my burger and lobster roll.
i hidin again

@Lotsofgoats Might be wise, I think he's always hungry.
@jaremelz @Lotsofgoats

What do you say we do a little paddling around.

The locals might drop by to say hi.


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lemme know if you need the password to the blanket fort

@Lotsofgoats I'll trade you for the tree fort password.

@jaremelz can we build a blanket fort in it
If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding in my tree fort. You're welcome to join me.





And I'm only coming out for a little picnic in the woods

You kids are still going to expensive for me. Simple, and close to the water.

@mfladd If you need me, I'll just be ON the water.

OR everyone can come over to my house.
It's not much, but I call it home.
@Barney as long as you have some good root beer available - we are good. It does not take much too make a good home (mostly love and caring). Some purple flowers out front would not hurt ;)
@mfladd I make real good cookies!
Edit: I'm getting ready to make about 1000 of them for Christmas.
@Barney I'm in.

@mfladd Thought I'd never say this about anything, but they are better than purple.
@Barney Just so you know - I am recording this response for historical reference :)
@mfladd Ahh, blackmail. Well, I guess that's to be expected from a Patriots fan.
@Barney From a gloaty McGloaterson Pats fan. He's trying hard not to let everyone know he was so scared. I am in possession of your counter-blackmail material against @mfladd
@jaremelz To show my gratitude, perhaps I should send you some cookies.
@Barney You have already earned mine, which I cannot repay.
@jaremelz Are you kidding me? I'm going to have an original @jaremelz creation. I'm so excited!
@Barney Ouch. I was only speaking of a purple historical reference. Not blackmail. Don't let @jaremelz convince you otherwise
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@mfladd Okay, but just so you know, I'm recording your response for historical reference.
@mfladd I do believe that @barney came to her conclusion on her own, before I said anything. I'm just trying to support my friend. :)~
Before we get to have the delicious cookies from @barney we need to have our dinner

We are cooking for ourselves out here, no staff, but that's ok, it's easy and fun to do.

And drinks can be either the wine, cocktails, or the root beer from our barney.

If anyone needs me....well they'll be SOL finding me. I'mean going into hiding.

@jaremelz -I'm, I'm going into hiding. See, even my fingers are over it.