hey you! yeah.... that's right, you! you know what day it is?

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happy birthday you gorgeous motherfuckers of meh.

i was going to bake you a cake, but then shit started getting weird.

so, my next thought was, i’ll get them a kissing goat. but that thing was kind of a perv.

finally, i just decided to consult the mehcronomicon.

“For they that would survive another year, are truly generous and giving… wait… what the fuck?? there wasn’t a fuko tonight? Mary mother of the girl across the fucking street! Who the fuck do they think they are?! So say we all.”

so, i’m like, all out of ideas. but, happy birthday anyway.