I don't mind saying, I'm not a Glen fan. He's usually just stupid. This time he was not only funny, but most of what he said made sense to me. Should I be worried?
I think I'll blame it on Christmas. Of course it's mostly @lisaviolet's fault.
I had to laugh about topping off the gas tank. At one of my previous places of employment, one of the women shared a story about one of their neighbors who had just bought a Volkswagen when they first came out (this would have been in the 60s or 70s) and bragged to all about the great mileage it got. The neighbors decided to play a prank on him and topped off the tank for a couple of months and his boasting was crazy. I guess he went on and on about how far he could go on a tank of gas.
Then they stopped topping it off. I wonder if anyone ever told him.
@lisaviolet I first read this as when your friend "came out." Which actually made the story even funnier to me, and more provocative. Like, what does a VW have to do with being openly gay. Try it (reading it that way). You're welcome. :-)
@JonT Well, gas was pretty cheap back in those days and it was probably really funny when his mileage dropped off dramatically. I wonder how many times he had the car in for repair? And telling the repairmen "but I was getting 75 mpg!" Yeah, right, buddy....
Where can I get that fab. Meh shirt? Take my money!
@zippyus http://shirt.woot.com/offers/not-so-action-packed?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_3
@JonT is our Secret Santa. Don't think I didn't see that reference number sir!
@Cinoclav don't get too excited :)
@JonT If you found more PB n' J Spreaders I will hunt you down!
@Cinoclav Ooh, Secret Santa Stuff? Nice!
@jsh139 More like JonT fulfilling his gracious promise to send me something. https://meh.com/forum/topics/bem-bluetooth-speaker-1#546fcca679e91cc00a841b0e The reference number listed with FedEx is: "U R A WEINER" There's not much that literally makes me laugh out loud, but this did it.
@Cinoclav HAHA.
Hmmm. Isn't that shirt from shirt.woot?
@heartny http://shirt.woot.com/offers/not-so-action-packed
@heartny Irony is ironic. So is iron.
https://mediocre.com/deals/secret-ninja
Just saying.
@xarous Damn you. I followed that link.
@joelmw Me too :(
I don't mind saying, I'm not a Glen fan. He's usually just stupid. This time he was not only funny, but most of what he said made sense to me. Should I be worried?
I think I'll blame it on Christmas. Of course it's mostly @lisaviolet's fault.
@joelmw Thanks. I feel so loved.
I had to laugh about topping off the gas tank. At one of my previous places of employment, one of the women shared a story about one of their neighbors who had just bought a Volkswagen when they first came out (this would have been in the 60s or 70s) and bragged to all about the great mileage it got. The neighbors decided to play a prank on him and topped off the tank for a couple of months and his boasting was crazy. I guess he went on and on about how far he could go on a tank of gas.
Then they stopped topping it off. I wonder if anyone ever told him.
@lisaviolet That seems like a weird prank to pull on someone. We gave you free gas for a couple of months, sucker!!!
@lisaviolet I first read this as when your friend "came out." Which actually made the story even funnier to me, and more provocative. Like, what does a VW have to do with being openly gay. Try it (reading it that way). You're welcome. :-)
@JonT Well, gas was pretty cheap back in those days and it was probably really funny when his mileage dropped off dramatically. I wonder how many times he had the car in for repair? And telling the repairmen "but I was getting 75 mpg!" Yeah, right, buddy....
@joelmw
@lisaviolet It makes me smile when I make you shake your head. :-)
@joelmw I aim to please.
Awww Glen! I liked the teased ending there on the Ninja joke. Honestly thought that's was going to be the outro.
Apparently that's a thing. http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Friends-Ninjabread-Cookie-Cutters/dp/B003YUBQHO
Secret Krampus!
@Headly Samuel L Jackson? You know I have to do this. It's required.
@lisaviolet
Just got around to watching this. I can't believe no one mentioned glen's lips got glued back down!!
@chellemonkey He also got the weird white stuff out of his mouth.