Help. I'm not sufficiently Mehdiocre.

I’ve been going through my wardrobe and finding myself unable to express my inner feelings. My torso is covered - I have enough Meh t-shirts to cover an entire week (or two) - but my legs, forearms, head, and feet are unable to show that they are not good or bad. They are somewhere in between, and are crying out in a level tone at a level volume for clothing to show that.

Does that mean sweatpants? Jackets? Hats? The re-emergence of Meh-socks? I don’t know. But my various appendages request assistance, and they feel that meh may be able to help.