I am a new member
Nice to meet you
Greetings!! Nice to meet you as well!
/giphy robot wave
You have read these forums, right?..
Oh, OK, well then, glad to meet you. Don’t be a stranger!
Or a spammer…
Welcome, I have a bag of ice for you.
Welcome to the asylum.
HEY-OH! YOU EVER EAT A CUPCAKE WITH A FORK?!
Welcome to the THUNDERDOME
Worst haiku ever.