Have you checked the batteries? (May 2018 Goat Nominations)

@PlacidPenguin This is double rainbow, all the way across the sky…!

@PlacidPenguin @shahnm Double rainbows for double packs of double A batteries …

/giphy coincidence?

@narfcake @shahnm

The one on the left looks to be AAA.

@shahnm

Nope. She was already goat.

@shahnm

There are still a few Fresh Faces out there. You don’t wanna have them feel all left out, do ya?

@narfcake? The list of ex-Goats? (If you have it handy)

@f00l @narfcake @shahnm

Sheesh…

I’m still here.

https://meh.com/forum/topics/calendar-of-the-scapegoat

@shahnm You were so busy I was afraid you were neglecting your batteries so I had to keep reminding you that they existed so you could check on them in the fridge to be sure they were still OK. I mean, you didn’t want them taken away from you by the department of human battery services for battery, neglect, torture for letting them overheat or worse did you?

@Kidsandliz But I am so deeply devoted to my beloved batteries, and the marvelously chilly conditions under which everyone consistently agrees without any dissension that they should be stored, that I could never for a moment even entertain the slightest iota of a possibility that I might somehow come to accidentally neglect them, despite sometimes taking time away from supervising those precious batteries to write an unnecessarily long and increasingly incomprehensible run-on sentence for no particular reason, except to highlight my devotion to those very same batteries by pointing out that even while I am composing this missive my thoughts remain with their absolute well being as they bask comfortably in the cooling darkness of my trusted refrigerator.

I still think you should be a goat again.

@shahnm
/you are not Hemmingway

@Kidsandliz No. I’m more of a Long(winded)fellow…

@shahnm snort

@therealjrn It’s too perfect!

@PooltoyWolf @therealjrn So June or July, then? Though summer has already started here (because SoCal), it’s technically not summer yet.

@narfcake @therealjrn We pretty much don’t have spring or fall here…it goes straight from winter to summer and back. :U

@therealjrn yes we need spring and pool season. A great goat choice.

@mfladd I think perhaps your understanding of cause and effect vis-à-vis pot and goat aptitude may be backwards.

For those who might argue that @Seeds was already goat:

@Seeds was not (although @pantheist was).

@Seeds Is there some sort of correlation here? I am unaware of any. The nomination stands.

@pantheist @mfladd @PlacidPenguin In the interest of full disclosure, neither of my personas was ever goat, but I make no promises if chosen.

@Seeds

Errr…

@Seeds

@Seeds so you WANT to be the goat then… since you fessed up?

@Kidsandliz honestly, if you people keep voting for me I’m going to need someone to explain what the goat is supposed to do besides take blame for everything. I know there are daily threads involved, but I’ve never really followed along with all that.

@Seeds

It’s up to you to do whatever you want (if you want to do things besides take blame).

@PlacidPenguin bleh. I hate decisions.

@Seeds

Didn’t you make one though to decide how you feel about making decisions though?

@Seeds Every goat has handled their term differently, whether it’s with random pics, poems, making others take blame, etc.

You could choose to do nothing at all like some goats have done in the past. Of course, that usually just means more blaming …

@narfcake what? I? …? I never! It was a set-up, baby, I swear to Jesus!

@narfcake Huzzah! I don’t understand how we, as a community, would allow any Mehmber the honor of double dipping as goat around these here parts when there is a heaping mess of stupid fuckers just waiting to serve that quite just yet haven’t been asked. I second @UncleVinny. Whom may or may not be a stupid fucker (and prolly isn’t; it’ll be fun findin’ out), but he gets my vote for goat anywho.

@PocketBrain In time, Meh will offer mini-refrigerators that can be attached to your smoke detectors, right on the ceiling. This will, at first, seem like an interesting, quirky, and creative solution to our perennial smoke detector problem. But eventually, someone will point out that the mini-fridges themselves require batteries, which creates a paradox conundrum type of situation, leading inevitably to someone saying, “Fuck You”.

I hate it when that happens.

@PocketBrain @shahnm they will likely also come with a light, blue tooth speaker and a dangling pocket knife.

@shahnm “fuck you.” I love it when people say that!

@PocketBrain No fuckin’ way!

@shahnm
So he’s like, “No way,” and I’m like, YHWH!

@PocketBrain That was funny…ish.

@mike808 it was hilarious. To the eight to ten people that got it.

@PocketBrain I had to process that one for a minute. Well done!

@PocketBrain I thought it was too. I guess even fewer got my Larry David shoutout/followup.

@ACraigL I feel that if it is not this month - it is a necessary action to be taken. wOOtstalker boy can’t hide from GoaTdom any longer.

@ACraigL Not only have I not served, but up until now I’ve avoided even being tagged in one of these threads. It should be noted however that my very pregnant wife is due next month with our second, so I wouldn’t be able to fulfill the duties until things settle down.

@ACraigL @lichme Yes, my wife is also pregnant. In fact, she’s due any time between now and eternity

@capguncowboy hey listen I posted a death certificate for me and that didn’t work either. Unfortunately they goated me the same month I was moving and starting a new job with 8 days to pull that off (um can we say a very late hire? LOL) so I did a crappy job. Oh and do you remember we can tag your wife here and she will then know you must have 2 wives if she isn’t pregnant. Right? Just sayin’

@dashcloud These are on the official Chrome Web and AMO stores now!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/unofficial-mehcom-forum-u/klpmjcpadmaanbiehibhppmehkpcalbl

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/unofficial-mehcom-forum-unread/

@shahnm

Goats eat everything.

So why not star everything?

Then you have a few days left during which you can eat all the stars and the universe.

Hope you’re hungry!

/giphy goat chomp

@shahnm

@Seeds.

@shahnm @Seeds