Happy National Reach As High As You Can Day!

shahnm had a quick thing to say said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 2:02am ET

Annually on April 14th.

I imagine that this was meant to be metaphoric. Strive to achieve your best and such happy horse shit. That’s decidedly un-Meh.

I say take this day literally. Just make sure you put on some deodorant first.

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narfcake said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 2:10am ET:

High? It’s not the 20th yet.

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- @narfcake I believe that day would be “Get”, not “Reach”…
  
  /giphy The more you know
  
  shahnm said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 2:17am ET
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- @narfcake @shahnm I read the title, I thought it said “Get” at first
  
  lichme said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 2:19am ET
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duodec said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 2:40am ET:

I’m going to be on an airliner. Reaching for the sky squished into a subcompact economy seat.

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bramby2 said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 8:13am ET:

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bramby2 said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 8:14am ET:

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mehcuda67 said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 11:14am ET:

I dunno. I feel like dedicating this day is a reach.

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Kidsandliz said Sat, Apr 14th 2018 at 12:03pm ET:

It’s easier to reach higher when you are a goat vulture cat.

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