Frankly, to be honest, in the interest of full disclosure, I forgot to mention, truth be told, that you really shouldn’t start a sentence with any of those phrases.
Today is NOT National Honesty Day it is the birthday of a great little 5 year old I happen to be related to! Get your facts straight on which day is what.
I am lying.
@f00l Bullshit!
@f00l
I’m not wearing a catshirt right now.
@narfcake
You’re wearing TWO catshirts?
@PlacidPenguin HOW ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?!?
@narfcake
Frankly, to be honest, in the interest of full disclosure, I forgot to mention, truth be told, that you really shouldn’t start a sentence with any of those phrases.
And by the way, those pants look like they have plenty of room in the crotch. Cinch that shit up, bro. This ain’t hammer time.
I would buy this shirt if it was not star trek like and a red shirt
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/mission-to-be-captain?ref=_58
Today is NOT National Honesty Day it is the birthday of a great little 5 year old I happen to be related to! Get your facts straight on which day is what.
@Kidsandliz Can it not be both days?
Anyway, my b-a-a-a-d.
That’s stupid. I’m just being honest.
Tell that to the liar-in-chief.
@kdemo She wasn’t elected, so we’re good.
Honesty! yeah that’s the ticket!