HA! I knew it. Night owls are mutants!

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Finally proof that that night owls are mutants.

http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-say-they-ve-finally-pinpointed-the-cruel-genetic-mutation-that-turns-us-into-night-owls

And thus, using twisted logic, it isn’t an east coast/west coast thing about the 11pm CST controversy… it’s a mutant thing!

PS I am not a mutant.