Gotta 💙 Meh CS

PlacidPenguin went on a bit of a rant said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 6:37pm ET

So, because I got a lousy new Roomba 720 in Fuku #6 and no Meh gear, I contacted customer support complaining. Below is a transcript of my conversation with them, ordered in date sent order for each reading.
You can read the transcript, and for those in the mood of wasting time & money, can join me for an #occupymeh protest. I of course will supply toilet paper and sparkly glitter 🙌

Me:

As you know, there are 5 stages of grief. I just finished being in denial, as I ripped open all the cardboard boxes in my Fuku (the shipping box, and all boxes inside).
To my dismay, there was no Meh bag of any kind in there.
WHY OH WHY DIDN'T MY BOX HAVE A MEH BAG?!?!?? INNOCENT CARDBOARD HAD TO DIE AS A RESULT!!!

Meh:

Oh the injustice! That poor cardboard. #savethecardboard #yesallcardboard #occupymehbags.

Let me see what I can do about the bag. Stay tuned.

Me:

I've been busy planning #occupymeh in the event that I don't hear anything.
Honestly though, planning a trip to stage protests in Texas might be more
trouble than bombarding your HQ with cardboard, toilet paper, and sparkly
glitter.

Meh:

Oh man, that sounds both apathetic and alarming. It also does sound like the #occupymeh movement might be underestimating the amount of toilet paper I have stored here. ;)

I do have a label printed for you, I just haven’t shipped it yet.

Got caught up in a bit of an email avalanche last week, but I’ll get it shipped out in the next day or two (provided there’s no more email storms).

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DaveInSoCal said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 6:59pm ET:

I really think you'd be making a mistake in attempting some kind of mail-war with the meh home office. They have a collective evil genius that could retaliate in ways that...

nevermind. I take it back. Please supply pics of their retaliation for our amusement.

Also, be nice to @hollboll. She appears to be very sweet, which leads me to believe she could destroy us all.

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  You know how they say "fight with fire" ?
  
  Well first of all, it's a ridiculous concept, but besides for that, i can use that concept in this protest if it comes to that, but that's all I'll say for now 🙊
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 7:15pm ET
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- @FroodyFrog, @daveinsocal may be right. I won't say about which part though. 😉🙃😁😬
  
  hollboll said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 11:59pm ET
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- @FroodyFrog Don't listen to anyone else - start a meh war!
  
  (I will be just behind the tree, slightly out of sight - but hey, my moral support vibes will be coming your way)
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:06am ET
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- @hollboll
  I deal with sweet but deadly people on a daily basis, so I'm not too worried about that.
  
  As for these supposed evil geniuses, well, I'm working on a poem to express my contempt for them.
  Unfortunately, i stink at poetry, so I'm outsourcing it.
  I have 1 line but it's not enough. Please hold while i get it done.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:23am ET
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  Requesting permission to use that image for stuff.
  I like the picture, as it features my 2nd favorite animal.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:28am ET
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- @hollboll
  
  OK, so it took a little longer than expected, but anyways...
  Here is my response to the part which @DaveInSoCal had about evil geniuses at Meh (the first line of this was my own).
  
  I am the waking evil in the shadows,
  Who slumbers in darkness.
  My aura emanates malevolence,
  And keeps light at bay.
  
  Who dare come my way,
  Shall surely quake in fear.
  For I shall annihilate all,
  Who dare come my way.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:50am ET
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- djslack said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:52am ET
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- @FroodyFrog You do have permission to use this image as long as you responsibly use it to create creative mayhem and destruction on this site.
  
  But, (there is always a but) all copyrighted and licensed material with this image will remain with it's creator - me. This includes, but is not limited to - shirts, mugs, key chains, speaker docks and toilet seat covers. Blah, blah, blah - please sign here. Have fun with it.
  
  p.s. Don't piss off my lawyer.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:54am ET
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  IKR?!?
  I started this thread to express my thanks towards @hollboll
  Not really sure where it stands right now. I think it got a little off course..
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:56am ET
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  There goes my idea for a custom designed toilet seat warmer (with a built in cup holder naturally).
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:57am ET
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- @FroodyFrog Don't sweat it - that is what happens here. Plus, if it's good - we will post your Meh War on the Meh Nostalgia thread. Just be sure to follow thru with your evil plans.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:58am ET
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  I think if I'm (or anybody else for that matter is) eccentric enough to spend a several hundred dollars to fly from NY to Texas to throw toilet paper and glitter at a building over the fact that I got a Roomba and no red Meh drawstring bag, then...
  Hmmm... not really sure how to finish this off.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 1:04am ET
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- @FroodyFrog who said you had to fly there. Think creatively from an online standpoint. I just want a war. I am twisted like that.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 1:06am ET
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- @mfladd You really didn't need to add the last sentence. *ducks and runs
  
  ceagee said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 1:24am ET
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- @ceagee
  
  Ehh, that's what one gets for outsourcing poetry writing to someone who won't be paid.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 1:27am ET
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- @ceagee Too late.....
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 1:33am ET
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- Woah, @FroodyFrog. Went to bed and woke up to some weird @mention emails. This escalated quickly. Thanks @mfladd. ;)
  
  hollboll said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 9:29am ET
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- @hollboll All part of my evil squirrel plan.
  
  (escalation is what I do best ;)
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 9:42am ET
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- @hollboll don't worry, the evil genius has your back.
  
  MEHcus said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 9:43am ET
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- @hollboll Well, @mfladd always has had the balls to escalate things.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 10:02am ET
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- @mfladd @MEHcus @HollBoll
  
  Without going into too much detail,
  
  I'm in the design stages of the following: "Cover Meh HQ with toilet paper" app,
  My official #OccupyMeh protest video, and designing a T-shirt for protestors. I'm thinking of starting small and only printing up 279 1/2 t-shirts.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 10:09am ET
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- @jaremelz Hey, Hey! Where did all my ballz go?
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 10:10am ET
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- @mfladd Have you tried looking in the usual places?
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 10:33am ET
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- @jaremelz Found them.
  
  mfladd said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:12am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  kadagan said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:36am ET
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- @mfladd So THAT'S where you're supposed to store them. Huh, I've been doing it wrong.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:38am ET
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Ignorant said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 7:01pm ET:

I don't gotta do nothin.

But I do.

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Thumperchick said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 9:32pm ET:

You've been warned - they do have a stockpile of TP, courtesy of a few users...

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Kidsandliz said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 9:39pm ET:

And they do ship entire pallets of broken crap, goat food and of course that giant gum ball machine... as someone said, by all means do post the pics of the retaliation. LOL

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- @Kidsandliz The pallets of broken crap is what scares the bejeezus out of me.
  
  pitamuffin said Tue, Nov 17th 2015 at 9:52pm ET
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Pony said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

Geez, I'd be happy to trade you not one but TWO Meh red bags for that lousy new Roomba.

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  Sounds really tempting.
  Let me think about it...
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  I'll pass. 😎
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- @FroodyFrog Okay- two Meh red bags and a black Meh fanny pack!
  
  Pony said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:08am ET
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  Hmmm.......................
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:17am ET
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sligett said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:55am ET:

Meh

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  Baaa!!!
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 12:58am ET
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cengland0 said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 4:26am ET:

I didn't get a FUKU bag either -- Boo!

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cinoclav said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 7:39am ET:

Be careful, next time you might actually get toilet paper IN your Fuku. (Or at least your bonus letter Fuku.) We ended up giving most of it away to someone who cares less about their ass than we do. If that's the norm for the mediocre offices, I'd have to bring my own. (But at least I got a bag.)

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- @cinoclav Hey, it may be industrial, but at least it's 2-ply!
  
  djslack said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 8:29am ET
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  The first box is randomly filled.
  
  And even if i got in a .2 box, i wouldn't mind.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 8:56am ET
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- @cinoclav Ah, Marathon, the choice of only the best deserted highway gas stations, where you can be assured of two things; the attendant will look like every guy you've ever seen on Cops rolled into one person, and the toilet paper will remove half the skin on your delicate bits.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 8:57am ET
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- @djslack Yup, double the sandpaper!
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 9:43am ET
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  Do you still have of the peanut butter & jelly spreaders? I know something amazing to do with this
  
  MWAHAHAHAHA
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 10:14am ET
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- @jaremelz It just dawned on me... how fucking scary would it be to find an attendant at a deserted station?
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:09am ET
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  Skeleton, rotting carcass, or still alive?
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:13am ET
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- @cinoclav And if you just found him already waiting in the stall for you, holding a roll of Marathon.
  
  Shudder.
  
  KittySprinkles said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:35am ET
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- @FroodyFrog We've done the toilet paper thing before... https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-must-accept-toilet-paperapparently But... Just remember.. they tend to get back... not get even... They have to show like Texas... they've got a bigger set than you do ;)
  
  sohmageek said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:51am ET
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  I remember that thread 😅😅😅
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Nov 18th 2015 at 11:59am ET
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- @cinoclav if you have more of the on spreaders.... We got one in fuku 2 and Raylan loves it :)
  
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PlacidPenguin said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 12:41pm ET:

@Thumperchick @Hollboll

I just got a package from Meh containing not only a red drawstring bag, but also, a nifty purple paper clip.

This is how I feel right now:

(That, combined with a polar bear speaker, a 20 cm polar bear plush w/ $5 DD gift card (dunno what I'll do with the gift card), and a 4" polar bear means today was a fun day.

Still undecided though if I'll get myself my b-day present early or wait till it goes down in price.)

Oh and @Lotsofgoats there's a reason I've been focusing on making people look bad ;)

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- @FroodyFrog Aww, a purple paper clip. You are loved.
  
  Barney said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 1:18pm ET
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- @FroodyFrog Aw, glad they both made it safely. :)
  
  hollboll said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 2:32pm ET
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- @FroodyFrog WOW SEE IT WAS ALL FOR THE REWARDS
  
  EVEN WORSE!
  
  Lotsofgoats said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 5:19pm ET
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  Someone's slightly jealous 😝
  
  And there's more to my plan than that...
  
  PlacidPenguin said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 5:22pm ET
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- @FroodyFrog Glad they helped you. all I got was a go get it fixed yourself on the Severely cracked monitor they shipped in mine. was a waste of their shipping money and my time hauling it to the dump
  
  (TC - FTFY)
  
  Foxborn said Mon, Nov 30th 2015 at 7:07pm ET
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Gotta 💙 Meh CS

MWAHAHAHAHA