Goatoshop, Feb 20: The Next Evolution of the Fidgit Spinner
9After reading today’s write-up, I did get to wondering if there was anywhere left for fidget spinners to go? Now, I’m not saying I’m visionary or anything, but just consider the convenience factor of this abomination. Life is a wheel, after all.
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I’m afraid I have to register a formal complaint. I purchased your multifunction fidget spinner appliance, but I note with regret that there is no refrigerated battery storage section. In this day and age, when it is clear that batteries must always be stored in the refrigerator for all of the very best and most important reasons, this inexplicable omission is particularly troubling. This first generation product was clearly rushed to market, and does not reflect the needs and mores of your clientele. As such, I will be contacting the relevant agencies for relief, and you may expect to hear from my attorney shortly.
@shahnm Batteries may be stored in the frozen burrito. Have a nice day.
@shahnm
Keep your mind very cold.
Then store them there.
/giphy "cold mind"
https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/10/10/16452112/phone-fidget-spinners-chilli-international
@thismyusername I have one of those, but a different model. Works surprisingly well as a phone, but would be 10 times cooler if spinning charged it.
Jeff Bezos’ $42M fidget spinner.
@mike808
Looking at the website for the clock, I came across an interesting paragraph:
Of course though, out of context the paragraph seems like he just wants to waste money (and maybe he does), but then it goes into existential things…
@mike808 @PlacidPenguin I think when you have that much money, you either look for things to do with it (since day-to-day things really aren’t of any concern anymore), i.e. like this or Bill Gates’ charity efforts, or simply go crazy, i.e. Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber).
@ACraigL @mike808
Reminds me of Dubai then.
(I thought of this similarity yesterday, but didn’t post it.)