Goat Day 9 - Watch 1
13There was an unofficial poll here in the forums about the most useless meh purchase, and the Olio smartwatch was my vote. I didn’t need a fancy watch, or even a smartwatch, but the price seemed too good to pass up. As far as fancy watches go, I think it qualifies - it’s big, heavy and shiny, and it feels good to wear. As far as smartwatches go, it’s too smart for me as I can only use it for notifications, and I don’t really need a watch for the notifications I get. As far as watches go, it’s not great at keeping time unless it’s in sync with the paired smartphone - it runs fast, gaining about 20 seconds a day. It’s been stored in the box most of the time I’ve owned it, but I took it out and charged it up for this post. It still works, but it’s paired to an old smartphone I’m afraid of, so back into the box it will go (because Olio went out of business, and I can’t pair it to a new phone).
/image Pomeranian time piece
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Smart watches in general are meh. Casio G-Shock FTW
@duodec I had one of those years ago.
/image casio watch gshock dw-5900
@eonfifty I have a 35 year old Casio Marlin DW-200 that still works great, but it leaks since the last battery change so I can’t wear it. I would by choice; its a great watch. Currently sporting a 12 year old DW-5600E on its first replacement battery and watchband, zero problems with the watch itself.
Casios are like the classic Mercedes diesel cars that lasted and ran forever, on a normal car budget. Until the environmental overlords someday ban their batteries they won’t go obsolete like the various smartwatches. I expect both of these watches will outlive me. Not bad for less than $50 apiece.
@duodec That’s a neat, old watch!
/image Casio DW-200 (181) Marlin
@duodec @eonfifty
I own and love several g-shocks. Including my current go-to: a WearOS G-Shock 1st Gen.
Of course it doesn’t get the battery life of a typical G-Shock.
@duodec @f00l That’s a neat one too!
/image neat
There’s a thread here on trying to be able to re-pair these Olio watches and unbrick them with updates. It sounds like they’re close as of Nov/Dec 2018. I might take a peek at thr code out of curiosity.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/olio-model-one-smartwatch
@mike808 I’ve been monitoring that thread
/image monitor thread lizard
@mike808 I’ve never thought about how the word “repair” can also be written “re-pair”. Now we gotta go sniffing around the etymology online dictionary:
repair:
“to mend, put back in order,” mid-14c., from Old French reparer “repair, mend” (12c.), from Latin reparare “restore, put back in order,” from re- “again” (see re-) + parare “make ready, prepare” (from PIE root *pere- (1) “to produce, procure”). Related: Repaired; repairing.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/repair
pair:
mid-13c., “two of a kind coupled in use,” from Old French paire “pair, couple,” and directly from Medieval Latin paria “equals,” neuter plural of Latin par (genitive paris) “a pair, counterpart, equal,” noun use of par (adj.) “equal, equal-sized, well-matched” (see par (n.)). Originally of things. Of persons from late 14c. Meaning “a woman’s breasts” is attested from 1922. Pair bond (v.) is first attested 1940, in reference to birds mating.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/pair
So…although I was initially all excited about “repairing” being like restoring a broken item to a perfect relationship with its Platonic ideal (i.e., “re-pairing” it with that celestial Self), it’s not true. Alas!
@UncleVinny The act of “pairing” one item with its counterpart was what I meant, and to do so again, as in to re-do something, is where “to re-pair” the watch with a different/new phone. Because these watches are unable to be repaired such that the device owner can re-pair them at will.
The DMCA is evil. It steals knowledge from the public good by “privatizing” it.
@mike808 oh hey! So in this case, “re-pair” and “repair” are both appropriate. Niiiiiice. Plato would be chuffed.
@UncleVinny Yes. The meanings are cleaved.
@mike808 ISWYDT
@mike808 @UncleVinny
Plato just needed to work more “complexity” and “cultural drift” to his ideas of the “archetypal ideal”.
Plus, Plato failed to account for the natural “asshole factor” built into our brainz.
@f00l @UncleVinny Plato was unable to account for or even formulate a frame of reference as the entirety of those models availablenand observable to him were based only on one data point - that of Greek society, culture, and civilization. from which, one can reasonably deduce any conclusion about such that one imagines.
So cut Plato some slack on his incorrect perspectives when applying the cultural biases and innate human churlishness you observe when those biases are based on your modern hindsight of a pluralistic societal world view.
@mike808 @UncleVinny
My post was intended as humorous.
I’m a casual Platonic fangrrl.
Tho prob not an archetypal ideal of one.
@f00l @UncleVinny My comments were directed at Plato’s chuffery, not we mehtizenry.
I merely made a Socratic argument to demonstrate Plato was a feebleminded tool. Or to put it in terms even Plato could comprehend:
@mike808 @UncleVinny
Was he? He didn’t get to try out his republic.
He didn’t get an ultimate reputation as “the greatest” anything.
But he did get to be one of the greatest-of-all-time influencers, even if to spark others to go beyond his reach.
So … That’s a pretty good use for an Academy.
And for a writing pen.
@f00l
@mike808
Less a fangrrl of Plato’s Closet.
But sure! Nothing like a clearance sale on used philosophy!
Yay Pomeranians!
@UncleVinny Pomeranians are awesome!
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
@UncleVinny
Awesome are Pomeranians!
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
@UncleVinny
/image awesome Pomeranian
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@eonfifty
/image anime delighted eyes
(Well…that doesn’t work for some reason…so…)
/giphy anime delighted eyes
I’ve fussed with a couple different smart watches. I think it might have been @f00l who suggested the Asus ZenWatch which I picked up on eBay for about $50. It was a fine watch for the money, but ultimately I decided to abandon the whole smart watch experience. My near vision is limited enough that it’s a challenge to see notifications without glasses, so basically the “smart” functionality is useless to me.
I went back to dumb watches. Simple, reliable, battery life measured in years rather than days (or hours). Sometimes less is more.
Most of my collection was stolen in a home burglary 2 years ago, but a few of the inexpensive watches were overlooked. My current EDC is this Timex I gave my step dad several years ago. He really liked the Timex Indiglo feature, so I hooked him up.
Just before he passed he asked Mom to make sure it got back to me. Now I’m honoured to wear it proudly.
@ruouttaurmind
This G-Shock WearOS watch is the first “smartwatch” I’ve tried and actually liked.
And I like being able to look at my wrist and know who is calling or get the weather.
The rest of the “connected features” are little used by me.
I do like indiglo watches.
And I love trad g-shocks. The rep they have is: run over them with a tank. Or drop them out of a helicopter.
Once you locate them after the abuse, turns out they were cool with that.
/image g-shock
PS it must be a pain to be in a visual industry and have to deal with less than good eyesight. Sympathies.
@f00l
It’s not much of a problem at work. I just keep a pair of readers on my desk. My computer monitors are situated about arms length, and that’s where my bad vision evaporates. For now. As long as I can hold something at arm’s length, I’m relatively ok. But for scrutinizing printing plates and color seps I break out the readers or a loupe.
It’s the hot rods which present the challenge. Not everything can be accomplished at arm’s length. Particularly a PITA when welding. Glasses under the helmet is uncomfortable and they’re constantly slipping down my face.
@ruouttaurmind Love my expedition. Tough tracking down the olive canvas & leather band. The knockoffs don’t have the logo and don’t have the same tight canvas weave.
@mike808 My first watch was a super cheap Timex from K-Mart when I was about 7 years old. Decades later it still keeps reasonably accurate time. Of the 8 or 9 Timex watches I’ve owned, only one expired on it’s own. Casio makes a fine digital, but if it’s analogue you’re after, Timex is a perfect option for a work or recreation watch. And I don’t feel bad when I break one. For $30 or less it’s easily replaced.
@f00l @ruouttaurmind Here’s my Expedition EDC beater. The date function doesn’t work (for me) since you have to manually adjust it every month. Knowing what day of the month is what my phone is for if I can’t remember it. The time, on the other hand, I can glance at and impress the millennials because it’s analog and you can’t just read the answer to your questions off a screen.
For a while I wore a Martian Notifier in all black that I got here. I liked the notifications and the buzzing on my arm as a subtle ringer/alarm. But it was big/bulky for my wrist, and then technically-non-essential bits broke (I replaced it under warranty once, didn’t bother with warranty process the second time).
I highly, highly prefer very simple dark watches. No chronometer, no printed numbers. Second hand and date window are great but nothing else.
My current daily driver is a Casio:
/image “Casio MQ24-1E”
On the kind of days I wear a suit or a fancy dress to the office I have a stainless steel Skagen I thrifted a while back:
/image “Skagen 240SSX”
And last year, on a day trip to southern Switzerland as part of a larger Europe trip, I passed my dream watch in the window. It’s, you know, worth more than my current paycheck, but fully automatic (no batteries to change!), Swiss-made, and subtle with everything I like, in a brand that’s hard to find in the US (thus making it that little bit unique.)
/image “Rado R21807182”
@Kawa My dress watch I’ve had for near 40 years now. A B&M solid 18k case, sapphire crown. Beautiful. Understated. Classic.
@Kawa @mike808 My “dress” watch was a victim of the burglary. A Tag Heuer S/el leftover from the days when I had more money than good sense. I worked hard for it and am bummed when I recognize it was probably traded by the thief for a couple hundred dollars of meth or something.
@mike808 That is indeed gorgeous. I’ve never looked into B&M; maybe I should. (I think the Rado will still be my dream watch, if only for the story of passing by it while in a lakefront town in Switzerland and realizing at that moment why my mom likes watches so much.)
@ruouttaurmind I’m so sorry that was stolen from you. It’s a lovely watch and you worked so hard. One of my mom’s first purchases fully for herself after immigrating to the US was an Omega Constellation that she still wears (with other lovely watches rotated in; it’s Her Thing. Not as bad as Imelda Marcos’ shoe habit, but it’s the nice thing she collects, you know?) I’ll probably inherit that watch when the time comes.
@Kawa Your mother has fine taste in timepieces. The Constellation is a classic. Feminine, without being “girly”. Very classy. (assuming you’re referring to a ladies style?).
@Kawa @mike808
Those B&M and Rado watches are gorgeous.
But who watches the watches?
/giphy watch the watch