Goat Day 1
17There are 28 days in this month, which is half-perfect for my goatidency because I have made 14 meh purchases, so far. That affords me two days of goatdom to discuss each of my purchases! Or maybe I’ll just post about each of my purchases on the odd-numbered days of my goatship. I don’t know.
Anyway, without further ado, my first meh purchase:
I bought this backpack intending to use it on a two week train trip around the country, but wound up keeping it stored as a backup backpack. I put it into service about five months ago when I met this guy:
He must have been on the road awhile because he had a lot of hair with a lot of dried poop in it “back there.” Because I was riding a bicycle when we met, I just put him in my old backpack until we got home. After he got a bath, and I confirmed the large mass around his butt was poop and not a tumor or something, I decided to throw the old bag away because it smelled like poop, and I knew I had a backup thanks to meh.com.
Anyway, it’s a comfortable and functional bag, though it’s a bit more for wilderness travel than urban commuting.
And I did get to use it on my most recent two week train trip around the country. In fact, you can see it in the left of this photo taken inside a Superliner roomette somewhere around Minot, North Dakota.
Thanks for reading! I hope you have enjoyed this first Love Avacado Goat post.
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Oh he is a cute one.
Oh I think he’s way better than a poop-smelling backpack. Good choice.
Is he part of your family now? Name?
@f00l @captamehrican No. As soon as he ate, he left. I posted that to a local message board, and someone down the road found and took him in. I don’t know if he ever made it home-home, but he did seem to know where he was going.
Blame for the cultural misappropriation of Avocado Goat-ness.
You, sir, are The Love Goat. ()
@mike808 Thank you for the clarification.
/giphy clarity goat
@eonfifty Nice humble-unblame.
@eonfifty @mike808
Yes, be careful not to step on the brand.
It’s probably mushy by now.
I wish I’d known that voting for you as goat would involve a month of meh reviews of meh products, possibly featuring Pomeranians, because I would have voted for you TWICE! As it is, I didn’t vote for you at ALL, because I still (after all this time, and having been a goat myself) don’t understand what being a goat is all about, and can only remember maaaaaaaaaybe four individual people in the forums at a time as though they were real people with flesh and blood and Pomeranians.
But. This is a good start. You are a good goat, and I am ret-conning the meh forums to decree that I hella voted for you.
@UncleVinny
Thank you! I too have no idea what I’m doing, but your quiz goat reign, along with some others’ goatatorships, is in my memory and will shape my goat experience.
/giphy goat experience 3
@eonfifty @UncleVinny
Goats are such freaks of nature … present company excepted.