That looks pretty cool and all, but the savings are pretty damned mediocre. And this is VMP-only. I trust that these are rarer than a motherfucking unicorn . . . or something.
Even if they are, I gotta pass. I don’t smoke, so.
@medz@troy That guy is about to burn the crap out of his fingers. I hope it comes with a Kevlar glove. But I have to say it’s a pretty cool little gadget.
@docgood
“Smoking former mayor of washington is that the kind of relationship that can accommodate it — to the backlash wave of minimal pop hits.”- Botnik
Not that I’d’ve been able to if I wanted to, but I have a policy of not buying items where all of the product shots are computer generated images.
I see why it includes a pot-pipe though, you’d have to be pretty high to buy this thing.
BTW - is “I’d’ve” legit? Didn’t even think about it as I typed it but then I went back and looked at it and it don’t look right. (and no - I’m not high… yet)
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Geekey Multi-Tool
Price Comparison
$21.99 MSRP
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
you’re selling BOWLS now?
@G1 Jinx
Smoking bowl 0-o
@arbdef I came here to say the same thing.
@ACraigL @arbdef Me too.
@arbdef
2 dollar savings for something I may never use… I call that a 19 dollar savings
@somf69 But what if I told you it was a $3 savings?
@somf69 @troy $3? What a deal!
It’s only 0401, not 0420.
Haha throw away that aluminum foil, now you’ve got a portable “smoking bowl”.
What a weird looking crack pipe
Thought it over thinking it would be useful in the keysmart… nope
Clever bot for putting this up at 420 tho
Basically a bowl disguised as a multi-tool, innit.
When does the CBDD open?
That looks pretty cool and all, but the savings are pretty damned mediocre. And this is VMP-only. I trust that these are rarer than a motherfucking unicorn . . . or something.
Even if they are, I gotta pass. I don’t smoke, so.
I want this,…but not for twenty bucks.
The thing is teeny. Not only will you not use it, you will lose it. Meh!
$3 off MSRP isnt a great VMP deal…
Not terrible but I recently joined a similar Kickstarter that was actually cheaper. By half.
$9 Bid. Not enough value at $19.
I can’t find a pic or vid of someone taking a hit. I don’t know how cool I’d look.
@medz Maybe we can get the buyer to test it out for us? Or maybe he did with the vendor?
@medz @sammydog01 It works
No images out there of a hit in progress, but this is what it’ll look like from your perspective
@medz @troy That guy is about to burn the crap out of his fingers. I hope it comes with a Kevlar glove. But I have to say it’s a pretty cool little gadget.
@medz @sammydog01 @troy “No, the blisters on my lips are not herpes. See, I bought this key off of this website…”
Botnik tells Mediocrebot that smoking is bad for you parental unit.
@docgood
“Smoking former mayor of washington is that the kind of relationship that can accommodate it — to the backlash wave of minimal pop hits.”- Botnik
I bought this because a) I want it and b) it’s a crap price but I’m too lazy to look for better one and c) Mediocrebot told me too.
Why can’t I order, I pay $5/mo? I want the multi-tool!
@ed_chubin you are a member, not vmp. It’s an old outdated program.
@RiotDemon boohoo!
@RiotDemon so can I get it on any of the deals?
@ed_chubin not the vmp deals. Those are over anyway.
I tried getting it but it says for VMP only. I checked and I’m still a VMP member. Is there something I’m missing?
@4bel you are a member, not vmp. It’s an old outdated program.
@4bel you are a member, not a vmp. They are different.
@4bel VMP > Member
/giphy taunting
@RiotDemon aww dang. How do I become VMP??
@4bel sorry, you don’t.
I’ve got a Utilikey (awesome) and a Pocket MonKey (meh), but neither can smoke a bowl so here we are.
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
Either someone bought three of these, or Meh is lying.
This isn’t the way to convince me to keep the VMP.
No one cares about these key tools
Not that I’d’ve been able to if I wanted to, but I have a policy of not buying items where all of the product shots are computer generated images.
I see why it includes a pot-pipe though, you’d have to be pretty high to buy this thing.
BTW - is “I’d’ve” legit? Didn’t even think about it as I typed it but then I went back and looked at it and it don’t look right. (and no - I’m not high… yet)
What a tool I am. Didn’t even see the pipe until after drive buying. Bonus!
/giphy fine-discordant-cod
I missed the smoking part I thought it would be a cool little tool but the screw driver part doesn’t even work.