@Ignorant
Those are sooo good. I do get those when I’m hungry and want a candy bar bc they’re also filling. But I don’t buy candy much. I wish I could find them in the fun sizes like for Halloween bc I’d buy a bunch of bags and set them in my candy dish.
@Ignorant@Star2236 whatchamacallit has 5 fun sizes all though they are 8 months now and almost fullsize. You’re welcome to them but I’m not paying for any breakage
@Ignorant@Star2236 One of the momcats is named whatchamacallit. There were five fun-sized whatchamacallit derivatives, but they are now almost full size.
@Ignorant@unksol@werehatrack
He beliefs all animals should be outside and since I have really bad allergies to dogs I don’t really argue with it(they grew up with hunting dogs that you keep outside, bring into the garage for the night). I grew up with cats but I go to my friends house and cuddle with hers, now she has a toddler and she doesn’t like to share with the cat lol
@Ignorant@unksol@werehatrack
It’s just how his family grew up with animals. His dad has a dog and still keeps it outside all day and in the garage at night. His brother did the same thing until he got a girlfriend that insisted a dog should be part of the family but the dog still spends a lot of time outside.
@Ignorant@Star2236@werehatrack I get it they don’t actually do pets. A working dog is not a pet. However if you want a pet…I think he should adjust. Cats work. Mice lol. But obviously none of our business.
@Ignorant@Star2236@werehatrack side note my dad did not/does not do pets. Mom finally got us a hamster for someones birthday and what’s he going to do take it? Lol. He actually liked it eventually
In the dark future envisioned by Meh, in which wretched quinoa-filled abominations have replaced the good and wholesome, delicious-and-properly-artery-clogging, sweets of our erstwhile youth, the maddened Mehtizens who manage to survive will eek out a perilous and meager existence, preferring cannibalism to the sanctioned government-rationed “treats”. These rough beasts slouch toward the 7-11, and grumble, “I’ll have the ‘Someone Else’. Oh, and I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got…”
A long time ago, a lot of gas stations/mini marts sold fried chicken gizzards. They were tough and greasy, and I loved them. It’s been years since I have seen any, though.
Mine is a small cola Icee. (Or a Slurpee if it’s a 7-11.) But not very often; about once a year, I get one for the reminders of both how amazing that first slurp is, and how the last half is just more work than it’s worth.
@blaineg I consider soft serve to be ice cream as long as it isn’t yogurt. But my favorite guilty pleasure gas station ice cream treat is a Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia bar. They’re extremely scare nowadays.
Live hookers.
@yakkoTDI AKA “Someone else”…
@shahnm @yakkoTDI It was an option.
Pepperoni
Someone else is the only right answer
(Don’t you DARE correct the typo, I have screen caps)
Wasting money on lottery tickets.
SomeONE Else??
If you actually meant SOMETHING ELSE, I’d go with Super Large Slushie!!
/image Slushie
@IndifferentDude Alright, cool. I have a witness, can’t have the Mediocre mods gaslighting me
@IndifferentDude @onae Even if they do mean Someone Else it can still be Super Large Slushie now that she is out of jail.
@IndifferentDude Go for the green!
@IndifferentDude Maybe a meat stick purchase was also made.
Cheese filled warm hotdogs
@Ignorant
Those are sooo good. I do get those when I’m hungry and want a candy bar bc they’re also filling. But I don’t buy candy much. I wish I could find them in the fun sizes like for Halloween bc I’d buy a bunch of bags and set them in my candy dish.
@Star2236 I can rarely find them in anything but King Size but if I see one I’m getting it regardless of size.
@Ignorant What do you call it?
@Ignorant @Star2236 whatchamacallit has 5 fun sizes all though they are 8 months now and almost fullsize. You’re welcome to them but I’m not paying for any breakage
@Ignorant @unksol
What do you mean they have 5 fun sizes?
@Ignorant @Star2236 One of the momcats is named whatchamacallit. There were five fun-sized whatchamacallit derivatives, but they are now almost full size.
@Ignorant @werehatrack
Okay I got it lol
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack it’s fine. Please. Take two
@Ignorant @Star2236 @unksol …and don’t call you in the morning?
@Ignorant @unksol @werehatrack
I would love to but my boyfriend is not a cat person and I’m not a dog (allergies) so no pets for us.
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack just tell him they are equivalent to one dog. You can stack them
@Ignorant @Star2236 @unksol @werehatrack
Sounds like it is time to upgrade the boyfriend.
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack @yakkoTDI lol that seems drastic. There’s always the “I got a cat what are you going to do about it?”
But probably not a healthy relationship avenue to embark on. He’s probably a cat person and doesn’t know it but there are better ways
@Ignorant @unksol @werehatrack
He beliefs all animals should be outside and since I have really bad allergies to dogs I don’t really argue with it(they grew up with hunting dogs that you keep outside, bring into the garage for the night). I grew up with cats but I go to my friends house and cuddle with hers, now she has a toddler and she doesn’t like to share with the cat lol
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack oh. So he’s just wrong. Well. Hmm…
@Ignorant @unksol @werehatrack
It’s just how his family grew up with animals. His dad has a dog and still keeps it outside all day and in the garage at night. His brother did the same thing until he got a girlfriend that insisted a dog should be part of the family but the dog still spends a lot of time outside.
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack I get it they don’t actually do pets. A working dog is not a pet. However if you want a pet…I think he should adjust. Cats work. Mice lol. But obviously none of our business.
@Ignorant @Star2236 @werehatrack side note my dad did not/does not do pets. Mom finally got us a hamster for someones birthday and what’s he going to do take it? Lol. He actually liked it eventually
What’s the difference between “A meat stick” and “Someone else” ?
@awk One of those terms is an offensive way to refer to @yakkoTDI’s “Live hookers”…
@awk Are you saying you don’t want unsolicited meat stick pics?
In the dark future envisioned by Meh, in which wretched quinoa-filled abominations have replaced the good and wholesome, delicious-and-properly-artery-clogging, sweets of our erstwhile youth, the maddened Mehtizens who manage to survive will eek out a perilous and meager existence, preferring cannibalism to the sanctioned government-rationed “treats”. These rough beasts slouch toward the 7-11, and grumble, “I’ll have the ‘Someone Else’. Oh, and I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got…”
@shahnm Maybe the best line in the movie
@detailer @shahnm Gotta include the “Better hurry it up, I’m in Dutch with the wife” part for full effect.
@detailer Movie?! Whaddya mean movie?
@shahnm The quote is a line from Raising Arizona. Pretty funny stuff.
@detailer @shahnm Great movie. (I’m glad you reminded me of it.) Why does nobody talk about it anymore?
@detailer @phendrick The first rule of Raising Arizona is you don’t talk about Raising Arizona.
Or is that a different movie…?
Gas station coffee! I have “a long way to go, and a short time to get there.”
@hchavers East or West bound?
@hchavers @yakkoTDI East bound and down. I’m loaded up.
A long time ago, a lot of gas stations/mini marts sold fried chicken gizzards. They were tough and greasy, and I loved them. It’s been years since I have seen any, though.
@Pony The ones that have a Chester’s Chicken franchise still do.
https://www.chesterschicken.com/our-food/livers-gizzards/gizzards
@werehatrack Gave me a glimmer of hope, but only for a minute. Closest one is almost an hour away, and it’s “temporarily closed”. Woe.
Coffee. Black. Hot. I’ll take it in my personal mug please.
Take that as you will considering you think gas stations serve people on the menu
We need a mehathon. It’s my birthday Tuesday and I want an irk!
Real talk: taking an urgent shit that I’ve been holding for 45 minutes.
Any other answer is a lie.
@00 your idea of pleasure is far away from mine.
@00 @hchavers It’s not so much pleasure as relief.
It’s how you get where you’re going.
@2many2no And if they don’t have Code Red, I get the Voltage.
COMBOS. I don’t even know if they sell them at the grocery store.
@kostia They do by me. They were 2 for $3 last year, and now $2.49 each. F’n inflation sucks.
@kostia The only time I buy Combos is at gas stations when I’m on a road trip (never when I’m just filling up at home).
Pizza Combos and jalapeño chips.
Beef jerky!
@rustyh3 Uh. Meat stick…?
Sushi and egg salad sandwiches.
@sjk3 Particularly the day-old sushi from the place that always uses fresh-never-frozen salmon.
@sjk3 @werehatrack “Fresh” egg salad sandwich.
Tic tacs. I never buy them but at gas stations
A fountain Dr Pepper with a shot of vanilla…larger the better.
My local gas station sells nothing except gasoline, thankfully.
@olperfesser Alas, the gas station I usually go to is
next toCostco and it’s rare to escape there without something.(Even driving a hybrid, my savings from the lower fuel prices have more than covered the annual membership fees.)
Mine is a small cola Icee. (Or a Slurpee if it’s a 7-11.) But not very often; about once a year, I get one for the reminders of both how amazing that first slurp is, and how the last half is just more work than it’s worth.
Ice cream bar. Hopefully a Galaxy double caramel.
Or soft serve. Yes, I know, it’s not really ice cream.
@blaineg I consider soft serve to be ice cream as long as it isn’t yogurt. But my favorite guilty pleasure gas station ice cream treat is a Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia bar. They’re extremely scare nowadays.
Zero Bar. Nerds Clusters. Fountain Coke Zero or Diet Pepsi.
The local gas station/mini-mart that I use fills growlers with a decent assortment of microbrews. (For home consumption only.)
He was just a gigolo.
A spam musubi, funions and an energy drink.
the biggest fountain pop I can get. Or an Icee.
And yes I know they’re never cleaned. don’t care