4mm mat with matching yoga block for cushioned support while helping extend and deepen stretches, improve balance and alignment, and hold the proper posture longer
Textured, non-slip surface
Mat Dimensions: 68" x 24"
Block Dimensions: 9" x 6" x 4"
Easy-Cinch Yoga Sling
Adjustable carry/storage strap for yoga mats
Metal D-ring sliders ensure that your mat is secure
Silicone grip for non-slip surface with or without a mat
The open-toe design lets you spread your toes for more grounded movement
Calorie Killer Yoga DVD With Colleen Saidman
“Award-winning yoga instructor Colleen Saidman leads five energizing practices to increase your metabolism, strength, flexibility, balance, and focus on all keys to maintaining a healthy mind and body”
Each practice builds to the next, increasing the cardio challenge as you progress
Incorporates yoga poses into your workout
Total Run Time: ~105 minutes
What’s in the Box?
1x Yoga Block
1x Mat
1x Pair Grip Socks
1x Carrying Sling
1x Calorie Killer Yoga DVD
This definitely reminds me of the Panama papers… trying to cleanse your mind and soul with yoga to forget about the unbridaled greed of the oligarchy that secretly runs the world…
@Fuzzalini
Hey man don’t kill the messenger just like they killed Daphne Galizia! Then you are no better. Arousal in the old sense of the word being awareness is what is needed.
“Another one,” Ethel mumbled quietly to herself as she read the Meh writeup. “Another writer who could use a proofreader.”
“Since this writer seems to respond to asanas so well, maybe I can create a yoga alphabet to signal the correct letter to use,” she thought. Ethel tried bravely to form the letter D, and just as she got the form right where she could hold it–
CRASH! She slipped and crumbled awkwardly, her back at an impossible angle. Her phone lay just out of reach, though she tried mightily to pull herself to it with the fingers of her left hand.
If only Ethel had bought a yoga mat and grip socks before attempting to bend her body in unnatural ways, she might have gone on to develop an entire alphabet and devised a method to replace semaphore when flags are not handy. Instead, another creative soul would lose its spark, the light of her genius not yet having brightened the world.
The yoga accessory industry clearly exists for a reason, folks. It’s just not safe to attempt yoga without approved safety gear.
@mehcuda67 Living on the edge, like a freehand rock climber?
I think sometimes when you have yoga’d so much, you have to get a taste of danger to put that spark, the thrill, back in it. After a while it may require fire yoga, or yoga with sharks.
At least she still has the mat, for 50% of the safety. It will likely be a while before she needs fire or other props. She just forgets what kind of example that may set to the uninitiated.
I considered this one but the convenient roll up mat and hang-up-and-forget-about carrying strap are deal breakers. I need something that takes up lot of space to loudly remind me how much I’m not using it, like a treadmill, or an exercise bike, or that jogging-partner greyhound that seemed like such a great idea that one time
Science has found that yoga reduces stress, helps improve organs function, releases beneficial hormones, prevents the release of detrimental hormones (like cortisol), detoxifies the body, and helps realign the neck, spine, and hips. It will change your life like it changed mine!
I’d rather it came with a second block instead of the socks and the DVD, but I have been meaning to have a set at home. Nice that the strap can become completely undone as well, for work that might use a strap/belt as an assist. (I have a set at the office because my workplace sponsors free classes for employees once a week.)
@Kawa Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Yoga Block
1x Mat
1x Pair Grip Socks
1x Carrying Sling
1x Calorie Killer Yoga DVD
Price Comparison
Socks: $9.99 Amazon
Sling: $9.98 Amazon
Mat and Block: $16.36 Amazon
DVD: $7.34 Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
The yoga lovers could have used t-shirts as mats.
I totally read “Mat/Block - DVD” as “Matlock DVD.” Which I’d be interested in.
These are not shirts!
@narfcake you could wrap the mat around yourself to use as a shirt.
@narfcake
The mats do have designs on them, but … nah. Not worthy of the Screenprint Sunday name.
This definitely reminds me of the Panama papers… trying to cleanse your mind and soul with yoga to forget about the unbridaled greed of the oligarchy that secretly runs the world…
@sippinndippin Grrrr. Thanks for reminding me and pissing me off this morning.
@Fuzzalini
Hey man don’t kill the messenger just like they killed Daphne Galizia! Then you are no better. Arousal in the old sense of the word being awareness is what is needed.
I don’t know what I would do with a one piece yoga set, much less five
I actually got my wish! Heck! I bought mine.
The mat is 4mm??? Seriously? That is just barely over 1/8th of an inch thick. That is not a mat. Not sure what it is. Maybe wrapping paper?
@Kidsandliz Yoga mats are supposed to be thin.
@Kidsandliz I have two, they’re about 3/8-1/2" thick each. 1/8" would kill my skinny butt on hardwood floors. Now if they sold a wall to wall with it…
@paxrasmussen Then what the heck to do they if they are so thin that they are practically invisible?
Write-up= A+
@akadamia except for “pray” vs “prey”. Minus 2 points. Still, a solid A!
@akadamia @llangley Whoops! Fixed.
@dseanadams caught the other two as well. Good on ya!
/giphy dazzling-studious-toothpaste
bought.
Namaste. Or should I say :“mehmaste?”
sudden-eternal-food
Are there more flavors than BlackBerry, Grape, and Blueberry? My favorite has always been Strawberry.
How would this work for a mouse mat? Asking for a friend…
@caffeine_dude A 5’8" long, 2’ wide mouse pad? I think you’d be better off asking “How would this work as a twin bed nattress topper?”
@caffeine_dude Great if you have a 12 dpi mouse.
“Another one,” Ethel mumbled quietly to herself as she read the Meh writeup. “Another writer who could use a proofreader.”
“Since this writer seems to respond to asanas so well, maybe I can create a yoga alphabet to signal the correct letter to use,” she thought. Ethel tried bravely to form the letter D, and just as she got the form right where she could hold it–
CRASH! She slipped and crumbled awkwardly, her back at an impossible angle. Her phone lay just out of reach, though she tried mightily to pull herself to it with the fingers of her left hand.
If only Ethel had bought a yoga mat and grip socks before attempting to bend her body in unnatural ways, she might have gone on to develop an entire alphabet and devised a method to replace semaphore when flags are not handy. Instead, another creative soul would lose its spark, the light of her genius not yet having brightened the world.
The yoga accessory industry clearly exists for a reason, folks. It’s just not safe to attempt yoga without approved safety gear.
Stay safe, y’all. Stay safe.
@djslack Wait a minute… Why is Colleen Saidman not wearing those safety socks?
@mehcuda67 Living on the edge, like a freehand rock climber?
I think sometimes when you have yoga’d so much, you have to get a taste of danger to put that spark, the thrill, back in it. After a while it may require fire yoga, or yoga with sharks.
At least she still has the mat, for 50% of the safety. It will likely be a while before she needs fire or other props. She just forgets what kind of example that may set to the uninitiated.
@djslack @mehcuda67
Hilarious! Well done, @djslack!
<Morgan seemed to be the only one on Earth who had not fallen pray to them>
Exactly, a proofreader! I seriously fucking pray for you, dear copywriter.
@djslack @mehcuda67 blockchat not working for me, what did I do wrong?
@llangley greater than at the beginning, nothing at the end.
@djslack
I considered this one but the convenient roll up mat and hang-up-and-forget-about carrying strap are deal breakers. I need something that takes up lot of space to loudly remind me how much I’m not using it, like a treadmill, or an exercise bike, or that jogging-partner greyhound that seemed like such a great idea that one time
Nah-maste
Who is Gaiam?
@givemehdeal Not to be confused with “gym”
Do socks come in random sizes?
@semsem its probably one size fits nobody.
I have bought at least 4 things this month. Now that I finally signed up for free shipping, there will be nothing I want again. Ever.
@catthegreat I thought that last month when I joined. Then I bought brushes this month, so all hope is not lost…yet!
Science has found that yoga reduces stress, helps improve organs function, releases beneficial hormones, prevents the release of detrimental hormones (like cortisol), detoxifies the body, and helps realign the neck, spine, and hips. It will change your life like it changed mine!
/giphy playful-subdued-neptune
I hope the socks have live cultures at the bottom of the container. Helps with digestion, I hear.
/giphy neutral-critical-guppy
I’d rather it came with a second block instead of the socks and the DVD, but I have been meaning to have a set at home. Nice that the strap can become completely undone as well, for work that might use a strap/belt as an assist. (I have a set at the office because my workplace sponsors free classes for employees once a week.)
/buy
@Kawa Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. You can review how to pick one, or just try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot Yeah, okay, I deserved this shame.
(Though I’m gonna blame the goat anyway.)
/giphy berserk-ashamed-anger
/image berserk-ashamed-anger
ommmmm, no…
They’re gggggreat!!!