Fukubukuro 7 Reveal Thread

@Barney I like purple.

@Barney This. Would be awesome.

@heartny Yes, this!

@Barney You could, maybe ... wash your pink bag with some brand new blue jeans. It might come out purple-ish. =)

@SColburn I would worry that I could be looking at a tie dyed bag.

@bdp same. Least I can enjoy everyone else's stuff!

@bdp maybe they will make them available to print for us suckers who missed out. @snapster pleeeeeeeeeeease

@bdp Or send them to all the suckers who missed out... the one on the top right would make that an appropriate one to send LOL

@bdp Yeah, I was okay with missing out. But now I see those valentines...:(

@pitamuffin I was NOT okay with missing out, and now I want to burn something.

@Baybay11

@Baybay11 Mine is still processing too...don't play with my feelings, Meh!

@Baybay11 @ninjaemilee
no worries! The ones that are still processing are the good ones, didn't you hear?

My two lbs of meh shipped today, but I won't get it until next Monday!

@Baybay11 Mine is due Saturday, 7.4 pounds... getting excited! :)

@mehdaf yeah that's how mine was last time processing for awhile -- git my FUKU and a note if other things to come --- then a great meh FUKU this time just meh really -- was hoping for roomba but alas it was not to be a clean sweep deal this time -- still fun though

@awk You can have mine if my order ever fully processes

@somf69 What's a henweigh? :)

@sammydog01

What's a henweigh? :)

A hen weighs about two pounds!

Note: this is a regional colloquialism usually meaning "not much", and generally used derogatorily. (Answered for those that don't get the joke / reference)

@somf69 I first heard the "henweigh" line in 1966 or 1967, I think. I had hoped that by now it had been long forgotten...no such luck. ;-p

@gertiestn I once had an asshole car salesman tell me there was a $100 "henweigh" fee on a car I was looking at. I told him He would need to take at least $1000 off the price for bringing up that lame joke with me....He said he could do that, and I said, I couldn't buy the car

@MrsPavlov .. And here I thought it meant 'no right tun on red'.. (so, whadid ya' expect from a Barcelonanenenen?)

@Roadie Mine was 2 lbs when it first shipped. Changed to 3.2 pounds after two days.

@GiantTarget Yep. Mine changed to 6.9 pounds now... According to fedex, it should be here Thursday.

@stardate820926 um... we need a head to head competition/comparison with the BOC.

@carl669

@carl669 BOC for comparison

@stardate820926 @snapster by a knockout in the first round, i declare Fuku the winner.

@stardate820926 I guess it's lame for me to judge. Nice haul - love the monkey cape style.

@carl669 shoot - that would have been fun round by round matching up each product.

@carl669 I have a matched set coming this week- want me to save the BOC until the fuku shows up? (@snapster- last time I did this the BOC won.)

@stardate820926 I like that cup!!!

@snapster that was my first instinct, product vs product. then i remembered i actually have to get some work done today. maybe tonight.

@sammydog01 i say do the head to head. it's always fun. i think i bought a BOC some time last year figuring i'd give it one more chance. sadly, it was incredibly disappointing.

@sammydog01 sure! I promise not to bribe for votes!

Bite my tongue, but I'm kinda liking the BOC, which is really strange because most of them, lately, have been trash.

@Barney I was pleasantly surprised as well.

@snapster I'm pretty excited about the monkey. I didn't have that one yet. Still, the Fuku wins, hands down ;)

Holy shit! That usb vac is LOUD!! I plugged it in and scared the crap out my cats (and myself).

Also, here is the back of valentines since it hasn't been posted yet

@sammydog01 Woot is now owned by the deep pockets of the Anti-Christ. I would hope a zillion billion dollar company could out mystery crap Meh.com.

@Cody2003 Post some pics! :)

@Cody2003

Update!

The headset, she's dead Jim. :(
But not to worry, her parts will be removed and live on in future models and projects.

That orange car vacuum barely sucks and smells like frying electronics. It's fantastic fun! :D

@Cody2003
http://imgur.com/a/XBiJh

From codys' album for us lazy types:

@thismyusername
Thanks. Couldn't for the life of me get it to embed. :)

@AttyVette Put your Leak Frog in your utility room by the washer, in case a hose breaks.

@Barney my washer and dryer are in the garage but thanks for the suggestion

@AttyVette http://imgur.com/a/jnRr1

@AttyVette Put it on the floor in case one of your dogs puddles?

@AttyVette I too am awaiting notice of my remote employment. Perhaps in the next Fuck-You-Buckaroo.

@Barney wow if they puddle that much I'm moving...

@AttyVette Put the frog in the A/C drip pan in the attic.....

@AttyVette put the frog on the roof to let everyone know it's raining

@mdrcoast I have one in the drip pan under my water heater. It's not a frog, but I think I bought it here.

@AttyVette Holy (bag of) crap, a leakfrog... I haven't noticed one of those from The Other Site in ages.

@GiantTarget love this idea but my neighbors might "croak" if they see him there -- hey you gave me an idea though- traveling frog , similar to travelocitys gnome--Maybe I should now take picture of the frog wherever I travel now :)

@march5th00 I'm not sure how to upload a pdf to the forum, but you can email trillianmeh at the gmail address and I will send it to you.

@Trillian Psssst... www.scribd.com

@Barney Awesome haul! That vacuum will make a nice looking paper ... er... carpet weight :)

@capguncowboy No cookies for you!

@Barney It's all part of my new healthier lifestyle. Thanks for being so supportive of it

@Barney I gave you a star, even with no pics, because I know you ran out of purple crayola.

@thismyusername Aw, you are a sweetie.

@Trillian Framing the valentines -- that's a good idea.

@Trillian Fear not! Mine went from 3.0 lbs to 1.7lbs during its journey and is apparently only 8x8x8". Indeed your box reminds me of my past 4 fukus but when mine arrives tomorrow i am confident you will feel better about your "meager" items!

My guess...
1 fuku bag
1 bag of hearts
Valentines
1 desk vacuum

We shall see in 16 short hours.

@Barney Found a temporary frame:

@Trillian Nice! Wanna do mine for me?

I'm rooting for you, @studerc.

@Trillian Something went terribly wrong:

@Trillian looks great!!!

@Trillian well done! love the candy hearts on the frame! I am so stealing that and will frame mine whenever (and if the valentines and candy hearts are in the fuku) the package is delivered. Come on Friday!

@Trillian GREAT HAUL! I just moved into an all wood floor apartment! I could use that. Also, my wrist are LARGE and that watch would be so fun! I work in sales, that watch could be a nice conversation starter!

@dhodges22 i think you sign up for a myfedex account. (it's free)

that said, my fuku has no dimensions. so, i can only assume they're shipping me a singularity.

@dhodges22 Try this: meh.com/orders
Click on tracking and scroll down to bottom of FedEx page. Dimensions should be in bottom right hand corner. @carl669 maybe it will work for you?

@Barney still nothing damnit! Oh well I think I'll have it tomorrow. Thanks for the help!

@Barney thanks, but nothing there either. so, it's confirmed, my fuku has no dimensions. i wonder how much stuff can fit inside of nothing?

@carl669 I have an empty box I can send you.

@carl669 maybe it's a TARDIS and you get all the things!!

@carl669 an infinite amount would be able to fit if you broke the time space continuum or put it in a Tardis through a black hole or something equally as physics breaking.

@Kidsandliz so.... you're saying there could be an infinite number of Kristen Bell in my fuku?? SCORE!!

@carl669 Of course - likely all in different dimensions, might not find more than one in yours though..

@owlhooter Did the cat come with the Fuku? 😻

@transplant The cat usually doesn't want anything to do with the boxes as I'm opening them up and taking pictures, so must have been something special about this box that caught the cats attention.

So far it looks like the Watch is doing ok. Battery life definitely isn't getting the 5-7 day life they say, but I'm getting at least a day out of it it would appear, so charge it every night just like my phone doesn't seem too bad. Maybe it will get better after charging and draining a few times, if not maybe I can find a replacement battery for it.

@retlaw127 That's, um, kinda the point.

@retlaw127 ...and those Valentines Cards are TOTALLY worth it! I <3 IRK!!

@retlaw127 The first couple were actually really worth it. There was some nice stuff in there. And a lot more stuff than there is now. They seem to have gone downhill a bit.

@retlaw127 I'm with you, and I haven't even received mine yet. If I don't get a pony, I'll ship my pink Fuku bag to the first taker, at shipping cost...

@Tin_Foil

@mamawoot Seriously, they tell us not to get out hopes up, but they're dashed anyway.

@hems79 You are a robot.

@Stumpy91

@hems79 @stumpy91 I got a fuku.

@GiantTarget i'll take the doggy bags. because i have a dog. and because my toddler wants to poop outside like the dog. so, i'm just going to go ahead and assume he'll just do it at some point.

@carl669 Unfortunately this lifetime supply of doggy bags will be going to my sisters dog, Chewbacca (shih tzu)

@GiantTarget yay! You got my favorite vacuum!

@hollboll It works and I find it funny that you have to screw off his head to empty it.

Well...@snapster.

Heres my BOC comparison.

1. Fuku...pretty much nonexistent.

2. BOC...nonexistent because i didnt try for one.

The verdict...the Fuku was better...but just barely. Step up your game good sir.

@studerc Aww, you poor baby. Well, I guess there's always next time?

@Barney Gotta keep the streak alive for sure...it would just be a nice change of pace to actually get my $5 worth of items.

The fuku fight rages on into that dark night.

@studerc I'll give you this, it definitely looks like you're missing a thing or two that's supposed to be there (nothing specific of course). But I can most certainly assure you that it wasn't done on purpose.

@MEHcus I thoroughly enjoy when Meh marginalizes @studerc <3 ahh the misfortune of others.

jk I just wanted to try being a meanie. I do not like it. Back to being kind.

@connorbush Meh just has this insane vendetta against me. Haters gonna hate. The tears are delicious i suppose. (BTW, i love that episode and scene! )

@MEHcus...i was pretty sure a few things were missing. Go ahead and toss my DJI drone into a box.

@studerc I bet you could sell that pink bag for five bucks.

@whistlingwilly I know, right? Mine has been sitting in the same place since saturday. Every time I check, this is me

@whistlingwilly Meh even tells you they ship it with the cheapest shipping available ;) Mines been in the same place for like 4 days now

@mikibell That is not the Roomba or Dyson you're looking for.....

@mikibell Congratulations... At least one of the items you get suck. Here: have a cookie!

@mikibell Good find! Here I was looking at that big suckin' vac in my living room and reading all of the other reveals and I never saw it coming. That really sucks.

@BillLehecka I see no cookie... And I still haven't forgiven you for instilling in me the fear of the word beginning with b and ending with th! :)

@Barney ;)

@mikibell I actually suspected the suck theme as soon as I saw the usb vacuum in the first post. I hoped/expected we would all get some kind of vacuum. But I also thought the suction cups on the little dart gun were part of it, too. So... My tendency is to make so many connections between things that only a few of them are legitimate.

@christinewas - Well, one would also suck on the heart-shaped candies too, right?

@mikibell darn guess I missed the memo that really sucks ...

@speediedelivery I'll send you some for free, but only if you let me fill them out with our names and you promise to hang them up where everyone can see them.

@capguncowboy Done. Everyone will know about us, though.

@speediedelivery Everybody but his wife (unless you live in the same town that is). Oh wait... she might read this. NOW you are in trouble. LOL

@potestasx damn! nice score on the foscam (if it works). i love those cameras.

@potestasx I have 3 focsam's setup in my house. Record to NAS upon motion is an excellent feature... Love them.

@bdp The early ones were really good too.

@bdp mine arrives saturday, so says fedex, do you want to bid on it for $5 plus actual shipping cost to you, "unopened"? btw, there might be a pony, drone, receiver, sailor moon book, and a cupla other things in there i forgot. others can outbid you, but the minimum increase is $0.25 USD. i'd bet a lot of folks just want the bag and stamps with IRK, Meh.

@DMlivezey I bid $20.

@er1c hang on, $20 plus actual shipping? this feels a little sleezy, now i am starting into sellers remorse, ok, fuggetaboutit, $20 plus shipping, unopened, but the deal is, you have to share 'the opening' with me with pics, kapeesh?, $0.25 bid increments until 2/9/16 11:59 EST (the end of my birthday)

@DMlivezey and perhaps, to avoid appearing greedy, no bid increments greater than $0.25, Meh... if they sent a f'ing pony u'd better be ready for some hefty shipping $$$

@DMlivezey $20.25

@connorbush @er1c - this was a bad idea, what was i thinking (or drinking)? for those that already bid, i'll send you something form my load...

the contest/bidding is now officially cancelled :)

@DMlivezey 11.9 lbs, the anticipation is building, bidders, let me know your deats so I can send you something... @connorbush, @er1c, @bdp

@DMlivezey @connorbush, @er1c, be happy you still have that $20 in your pocket (and @bdp for starting this mess :) )- see post below and let me know if you want anything from my 'Meh.score'

@mehhead

@mehhead the motion is carried.

@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl

@lichme

@stryper2000 Mine now says it will be delivered on Saturday, can't wait! And it, now, says 7.4 pounds, getting excited!

@whistlingwilly Wow, I can see why you are so excited -- a Tweety nightlight!

@whistlingwilly Give your father the tweety nightlight. - Thanks... Your Father.

@whistlingwilly Yay! That's my favorite item, the Tweety nightlight!

@whistlingwilly What was the weight on the tracking page?

@galmaegi Gave it to father like he asked :( ill just stick with the stupid robot.

@mills 17x17x17 18.9LB

@whistlingwilly Ooooo, that's the same as mine. Fingers crossed! I would love a tweety night light (and I guess the vacuum too)

@whistlingwilly You did the right thing. What about heart candies since you got two?

@whistlingwilly SQUEEE!!!! That makes me very happy. Hopefully my Fuku with the same dimensions and heavier weight means I get a Neato too. Botvac bros unite!

@galmaegi Father does not eat candy, gave to a coworker and i ate the other one.

@whistlingwilly Hm, you gave yourself a star. Ok... good job!

@galmaegi Between you and me, i always give myself a star :( no one else does.

@lilsrm123 A little worried about trying that ear cleaner.. Dont know where its been.

@lilsrm123 Hah, love that your vacuum is an ear vacuum!

@lilsrm123 A refurbished ear cleaner? Oh hell no!!

@rv617 It would appear that my quadcopter is not entirely new given what's tangled in its rotors -- carpet fuzz. Or gray pubic hair. But I'm really REALLY hoping it's carpet fuzz.

@rv617 Well was the a sd card in it? You could watch the video and see what it flew into...For your sake, I hope it's carpet as well.

@MrMark The card is in it! I will indulge my voyeurist impulses and report back.

On the down side, it's missing a charging cable, so I'll have to see if I can rig something up to charge the thing. :(

@rv617 Okay, so without a charging cable, my CX-10C quadcopter may end up being a tiny, little paperweight. And after I picked all the pubes out of the rotors, too.

@rv617 I have a few of those copters- I can send you a charging cable.

@sammydog01 That would be amazing! Thanks so much! Is there a way to DM you my address? Not sure if this forum supports that...

@rv617 " I picked all the pubes out of the rotors, too." Not something I thought I'd read today. This place keeps surprising me.

@hollboll Not something I ever expected I'd write, either!

@rv617 Here is a charging cable for a $1 Comes from China so takes time, but the site is legit, despite the pornish sounding name.

@rv617 You can just pop the rotors off and the glob of pubes just slides off rather than having to pick at it...unless you like picking at pubes.

@rv617 I'm at sammydog001 at gmail- send me your address and I'll drop one in the mail

@sammydog01 Thanks again! I really appreciate it! I'll drop you a line now.

@hollboll I'm hoping someone gets one of these

@Teripie Oh yeah, also got one of the smart watches. Has a note on it says it won't charge. They're right, it won't.

@Teripie That cupcake print wrapping paper was passed on from @hollboll to me. Now it's yours!

@galmaegi Wow! That makes it extra special! Genuine celebrity wrapping paper!

@galmaegi Redistribution of cupcake print wrapping paper is theft.

@connorbush

@MrMark well done, sir

@MrMark good on ya.

@lennon818 That fuku package is clearly worth over $5. You should not be a Price is Right Contestant.

@TheAlmighty1 I would never make it on the Price is Right. I could win a car and still wouldn't get very excited.

@Nexar ill be stoked if i get a vinyl record in mine

@Nexar Are they in the bag? My valentines and candy were both inside the bag.

@riceatusc if you don't you can gladly have mine, no clue what I'll do with it :p

@stardate820926 Nope! Might've fallen out when I opened it, but I don't see it anywhere.

@Nexar the valentines aren't in the bag?

@Nexar So the LED lights have this warning on them about how touching them exposes you to lead. Oh and they keep flashing in various parts. I don't think they're supposed to. Also I found the valentines on the floor, but no candy. @hollboll I mean the cards bump the Fuku back up to meh. Though the broken rope lights trying to kill me really put a dampener on things :p

@Nexar tried out the pet vac. Cat nearly killed me as soon as he heard it turn on.

Oh and the lights are busted.

@Nexar

I blame @jaremelz for your false valentine claim.

@connorbush

@smashthesymbols The hat alone makes this worth while. Such America. Much beer.

As a side note on the vacuum sealer, it reads "Includes Bag Starter Kit" on the box, which simply translates to "includes one bag". lol

@nbousfield Yes.

@nbousfield yes. yes it is.

edit: damn. @galmaegi beat me to it. damn you @jaremelz!

@nbousfield I'm guessing the stack of cash in the background wasn't part of the Fuku?

@rv617 lol no it wasn't

@carl669

@galmaegi @carl669 thanks. also damn I spelled Fuku wrong

@nbousfield That weird figurine would be Salacious B. Crumb. Here's a YouTube video of him.

@carl669

@nbousfield how do you know the fake security camera is broken?

@jonkliao it is in three pieces. it is physically broken

@PurplePawprints the 808s are actually decent! I like mine, sound is surprisingly good too.

@Nexar The box is pretty torn up, and they were obviously returns, so they may or may not work. I'll try them in a day or so. I would be thrilled with them if my laptop had Bluetooth. I may have to research and see if there's a way to add Bluetooth. The headset is the over the ear type which would actually work quite well with my hearing aids. I have a nice turtle beach set that I use now, but it has a lot of cord.

@PurplePawprints if your laptop doesn't have bluetooth built in, you can get a USB dongle for $5-10.

Thanks, @carl669! Once I figure out if they work I'll look into getting a dongle. I was surprised when I looked a few months ago to find my laptop doesn't seem to have Bluetooth. It's only about a year and a half old.

@PurplePawprints @Nexar The 808s are ok... but mine broke after a few dozen uses. I don't think I ever recharged them more than 2 times. The power switch broke right off the board. It should have cables to use corded if you don't have bluetooth.

@Potatoboy I have no need for another corded set, but if they work and I don't use them with Bluetooth, they'll be saved for the inevitable time one of my kids break their current sets. I'm sorry yours didn't last longer. :-/

@PurplePawprints Come on, you really need the bug vacuum for backyard science experiments: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00170725S

@PurplePawprints oh the 808!!!! I wish they would sell them again... :)

@Teripie I know, right? I laugh at all the people who drop $5 on a box of junk, and when the "as advertised" box of junk shows up, they get offended that they didn't get good enough junk to justify their $5.

@Teripie No sour grapes from me. I look at it like buying a lottery ticket (which I don't actually do). Some tickets "win", most "lose", and the fun is in giving up your money for the chance to play.

@zachary pics or it didn't happen

@gertiestn boooo. America needs a libertarian president. Would do us some good

@gertiestn pics or it didn't happen :)

@thismyusername For three weeks, all manner of worker bees have been in my apartment tearing into the walls, adding upgrades to plumbing & electricity. I have a hard enough time finding my kitty and my bed. Good luck on locating any kind of camera and/or the patience to get the stuff online.

@gertiestn *sigh* ok, good excuse, you get a star :)

@DonDonSu Awesome win on that vacuum!

@brhfl - I'd say all-around forgivable. Awesome score!

@brhfl although I think I'll really like my vacuum, I would have LOVED another Neato. Wow.

@brhfl Great haul! Four packing peanuts!!

@brhfl I love purple.

@pengieh pics or it didn't happen

@transplant you should go to work and earn more cash to buy more fukus in an attempt to make up for the disappointment of the last fuku. :)

@stevenmontes from the fedex site... but just to let you know in the past many have been delivered with the incorrect weights and dimensions still showing.

@stevenmontes I've very rarely had the FedEx site ever update weight for my packages (it's not strange) this is the first Fuku (of 4) that has updated for me.

@stevenmontes Last time, mine updated after it was delivered. You know... when the extra info was completely useless to me.

It updated with the specs... 17 all around and 18 lbs. It is at USPS now.

@sp3ar Hey, there. Do you have 5 minute warnings enabled? This option on the app allows you to trigger a notification 5 minutes before the new item pops, in case there is a delay with the data feed (which seems to be the case more often than not)

@SLepe Did you look inside the pink bag? That's where they should be.

@SLepe uhh... thanks (?) for letting us know you were on the toilet.

@SLepe And another big "thanks" for no pics while on the toilet... :)

@SLepe I got one of these Panasonic electric toothbrushes in the birthday fuku. Initially I wasn't too excited about it, but it is the one item I still use daily. Works great!

@kathyl Love the speaker!

@kathyl A leak frog, great catch!

@MrsPavlov First...major props for droppin' the Walken on us, I love that video!

Second, great fuku haul!

Third, Im glad you both were able to get things sorted with the last blunder...i hope the big fukus are filled with wonder and joy. Maybe i should have followed a similar path!

@MrsPavlov love that video!

@MrsPavlov pics pics pics

@dhodges22 You don't really sound excited about "Desk cleaner vacuum that looks like a car". Okay...

@galmaegi I still hope mine will be a Zamboni.

@sammydog01 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

@dhodges22 pics pics pics must... see... car... vacuum....

Weird forum formatting note: I wrote 5 (and even tried to go back and edit and it says "5" in the text box there), but it still says 1 here. Hmmm...

Also- It's JLAB not JBL which is my own error :)

@liz How do you set up an alert for BOC?

@StrangerDanger I don't know. But there's a very helpful user named BOC here on the meh forums here who posted in the main fuku thread saying it was available (and a link), and I happened to be online at the time.

@liz That's how I scored one as well.

@BillLehecka you are the one whom gets sucked... after giving the valentines?> Mehby? Too grotesque for meh?

@BillLehecka I think we can say that the suction cups at the end of the darts suck.

@christinewas No Suction cups at the end of my darts.

@BillLehecka Hmmm. I guess yours is a suck-free zone, then. Your fuku is just one big lie.

@LionMan Awesome!

@LionMan congratulations! That's a great one!

@LionMan http://imgur.com/aB8rjmg

Here it is. The box was 17x17x17 and weighed 20.4 lbs.

direct image for us lazy types

@LionMan are those those collapsible storage bins? I've been eyeballing those at sams (waiting for a price drop ;) ).

@thismyusername Thanks for the picture. I couldn't figure out how to post the picture in the thread. The bins are the heavy duty bins from Lowes. Currently using them to hold two monitors on them.

@mrjoshg "For use on Windows 95" HAHAHA! nice.

@mrjoshg haha does the software for that buz come on a Clik! drive? rofl

@WhiteKenny Hopefully my Dell Pentium w/ MMX can handle this!

@mrjoshg Forgot to mention is has about a half-inch of dust on it, too.

@mrjoshg Things sure have changed…

edit: make that 14" square.

@DaveInSoCal 14″ cube? ;)

@brhfl thanks :)

No i dont know how to add pictures so here we go 2 leak frogs, the monkeys at home toy, 4 valentines day, cards meh candy, body composition bathroom scale, oduster, and of course the pink meh bag.

@mwalradt imgur.com!

@mwalradt

Step 1. put picture on your computer

Step 2. goto imgur.com and click "upload images"

Step 3. click "browse your computer" and select the picture from step 1 and click "Start Upload"

Step 4. copy the "direct link"  and paste it here in the forums.

Step 5. (optional) click "get deletion link" copy and save it in a notepad in case you accidentally got something in the picture you didn't notice initially and need to nuke the image at a later date.

@thismyusername is "direct link" the same as "share link"? btw, i don't have an account that i authenticate to.

@DMlivezey You don't need an account. And, after you upload it, 'direct link' is (or should be) one of the choices on the right.

@DMlivezey No you want the "direct link"... or alternatively you can take the "share link" and just add .png on the end of it.

@Nuveena I love Henry.

@Nuveena wait, the blu-ray player came w/ the remote? you hit the motherload there!

@WhiteKenny Remote and cord!

@capguncowboy Ha! my watch can't hold a charge for more than a couple of hours, along with other misc. problems. Thank heavens I didn't pay for it.

@mfladd You're welcome

@mfladd Mine turns on, but it won't boot. Then it goes into non-stop vibrating mode. I've tried about every button combination possible but it won't reset. It's sitting with the battery removed right now. Hopefully that works. Otherwise, It's destined for the garbage.

@capguncowboy

Then it goes into non-stop vibrating mode

Happy valentines day indeed....

@transplant make sure you check inside the bag for the valentines and candy

Thank you, @stardate820926 I didn't look there.
It's almost like getting a 2nd fuku!

Now to find an mehappropriate frame!

@transplant Yay!

@transplant What a pretty cat!

@jeffca51 to learn about electronics and fix it yourself?

@jeffca51 fuku bags, disappointing people since day zero. Get used to it.

@somf69 Just wasn't expecting a literal box of garbage.

@jeffca51 now you know what to expect with a Fuku.

@jeffca51 be happy you didn't get a pallet of broken TV's. I almost got that but fortunately they respected that I had no place to put a pallet of anything broken or not.

@mehgrl I have that neoprene sleeve!

@sammydog01 I have no idea what do with it. Any suggestions?

@mehgrl I have an ipad air with a plastic case and hinged cover. The whole thing fits nicely into this sleeve for added protection. I use it for travel. Your nifty new universal cover and keyboard may even go in there.

@sammydog01 That's a good idea! Thanks Sammy.

@mehgrl Are you looking for a valentine or to rehome your valentines? I am claimed for the former and looking for the latter.

@speediedelivery I'd be happy to send you the Meh Valentines so they can be rightly appreciated. How do we make this happen?

@mehgrl If you email my username here at Google we can work it out.