Fuku (Fuko?) every Sunday in June! {Contest Closed}
39As my fellow Mehtizens and the Supreme Holy Magus Breakfast Octopus of Mehfarianism and his many Minions have seen fit to bestow upon me the Sacred Sceptre (which looks unsurprisingly much like a plain shepherd's hook and smells of dung) of the Order of the Imperial Scapegoats of Meh this fine month of June (year of our Irk 2015 [ All hail Irk ] ), I, @Pavlov, in accordance with the Royal Goat Act of 2014, do hereby decree there shall be a prize awarded each Sunday during my Reign of Bleat.
Each Sunday night in June at 11:05PM CDT (just deal with it) a winner will be declared in keeping with the previously announced contest, sweepstakes, joust, cage deathmatch, etc. (no purchase is necessary, void where prohibited by law).
Here's the catch (yeah, you saw this coming didn't you) - I'm awarding 4 (four) prizes this month, but only 3 (three) will be fukubukuro, 1 (one) winner will be awarded fukōbukuro! @MrsPavlov has chosen (at random) the week that the fuko will be awarded, and even I know not which week's winner will receive fuko vs. fuku, just to keep things fair and level. If you don't know the difference between fuku and fuko by now, Google is your friend.
If you win, "you get what you get, and you don't throw a fit".
So we begin.
This week, the winner will be chosen by stars.
Here's what you need to do to win: Caption / Photoshop the image found below, and post your submission to this thread. The submission with the most stars by other members (we'll consider them "votes", and feel free to star multiple submissions, as well as your own) at 11:05PM CDT Sunday, June 7th, wins the first prize.
Have fun, play fair - and good luck.
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Play fair. Sure.
@gertiestn ??
I'm not great at captioning ON the actual photo and I suck at image software - but my caption would read:
This is not a beer belly! It is a fuel tank for my love machine!
Hopefully that will be okay for the contest!
@mehthafucka
That'll work fine (and save bandwidth) - I'll throw you a star!
Everyone: Feel free to participate however you would like / can / are comfortable - it really is my hope that everyone has fun! I have some pretty decent little boxes put together as prizes! I just wanted to do a little something different as goat this month and I thought this would be enjoyable!
Above photos caption:I can't do it captain I don't have the power.
Oh wait I see the photo now-- not just the broken link.
In keeping with my theme
"What I do on my private time is my business, Jim."
@Starblind I will apologize in advance for this clip
@mfladd I seem to remember an old Kirby commercial that was eerily similar to this. Never been able to find it when I've looked for it since then...
@thejackalope I was wrong it's this [Yoshi commercial][1] [1]:
@mfladd I'm offended by your apology.
@thejackalope Good find. I was looking for the one you mentioned but I couldn't find it. There are so many damn Kirby commercials.
@joelmw Don't be. It's becoming trend :)
"They said women shouldn't drink while pregnant.
So I became a man."
"Everyone thinks I died when I ate Pop Rocks and drank Pepsi, but I was fine!"
"Ayyyy!"
@nadroj LMAO
@Starblind Ok, my favorite so far....
@Starblind
@Starblind I think we have a runaway winner here.
@Starblind So good.
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
@Starblind I think this is the most stars I've ever seen on a post!
@Starblind Please send an email to codenamepavlov@gmail.com and I'll have someone in my husband's office get back with you soon - we're moving him in a few hours to Rochester but I'll make sure this taken care of soon - he'll ask about it and I promised him I'd take care of it.
@MrsPavlov Still stunned this is on either of your minds. Hope the move goes smoothly and that he's reasonably comfortable given his condition.
@ACraigL The contest was one of the first three things he asked about when I got to the hosptial Friday morning - it was, as silly as it seems, very important to him. He asked about me and our son first, then he asked about the other people that were with him (especially he was concerned with the other gentleman that was injured) and then he asked about his fuku give-away. The nurse had no idea what a fuku was and just stared at him balnkly while I laughed, he looked at her and said she had a nice ass and for a kiss he'd tell her all about it. I pretty much knew right then he was going to be okay, he's just going to need some titanium parts and he'll be back to his old self in a couple months. I think he cares about this community so much because after he first published a contact email address long ago when he gave away the first fuku in a contest, a lot of other members here wrote to him and they've all become friends over time - they were even planning a BBQ get together for August here in KC and he sent the demo reel to a number of people that requested it and picked up a very large project with InBev as a result of the connections he made on this forum. @Starblind, I have your email and from the address you sent it from, I have no doubt it is you - I'm going to follow up to Minnesota in the morning and I'll have your package sent this week, I need to drop it and a bunch of other things by the office before I go tomorrow - family is flying in to watch our son and then I can join my husband. Thank you for the very kind email. @Pavlov is resting well after the flight they tell me and I'll check in from time to time over the next several weeks. Thank you all and God bless.
@MrsPavlov Very relieved to hear he has his humor. Thanks so much for the update, please convey our best to your husband.
@MrsPavlov Thanks for the update.
@MrsPavlov Indeed! I laughed at this and glad he appears on the right trajectory for recovery. So glad to hear it!
@MrsPavlov So glad to hear he is don't so well!
great job! but I will make you a deal - remove the star you gave yourself and I will replace it with mine. No self-starring in a meme deathmatch.
@mfladd The OP specifically said self-starring is OK though: "feel free to star multiple submissions, as well as your own".
@Starblind damn, I didn't even see that...details...details..it's always the fine print that is my undoing. (but I still couldn't do it) Nevermind, @revloki star given.
@mfladd Rules say self starring is OK.
@revloki I know that now (my apologies). Put your star back on. It is one of my favorites.
@mfladd CLOSE THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL! CLOSE 'EM NOW!
You have to start somewhere to get 6 pack abs.
Welcome to the KEGGERATOR 3000!
Body shots in Hell.
@ACraigL lol...you are disturbed in a good way :)
@mfladd There's no way something ISN'T living in that guy's gut.
@ACraigL you are probably right, also the lower intestines was a nice touch.
@ACraigL
@mfladd That's the inspiration :)
Belly Shelf : The upside to not being able to see your own penis.
@eyewerks oh crap, I starred your question asking if this is @pavlov 's selfie -- I thought that was your entry!!
@mikibell Looks like my "selfie??" comment got deleted with @pavlov's second post. I think perhaps I need to add it again. :)
@eyewerks ah well.. I thought it was cute.. not having any idea what @pavlov looks like..
Who would have thought the gerbil could survive, let alone grow this big?
Bet you didn't even notice my gynecomastia!
I'm submitting two, because this idea was in my head the entire time I drove to lunch and back.
@revloki Don't stop at two. I want to see more.
@revloki Needs more keyboard Glen.
@revloki Three Irk Moon!!
@Pavlov Selfie??
@eyewerks No.
My stomach will instantly go back to normal once Mistress Meh drains the water out of the Pocket Hose Ultra that she crammed into my colon.
I absolutely love this idea @Pavlov! Really digging the submissions so far, great job everyone!
Here's what I threw together:
@JonT ew.
Yeah, I have a undescended testicle. So what?
Ready? When I let this one rip the bottle is going to shoot into my mouth and I'm going to chug down the beer while everyone in the building passes out.
Let's do this!
Some people may look at me and think it's a liability, and sure there's some cramping, ...but when I want to throw a burger on the grill I never need to run out first to have the propane tank refilled.
It's not a beer belly, I grew myself a cupholder!
NO PINS OR SHARP OBJECTS ALLOWED WITHIN 3 FEET
@ACraigL Aww, I'm a sucker for some good Idiocracy quotes.
Go away! 'Batin'!
Hey! It takes a lot of six-packs to maintain this one pack. It’s a beauty, no?
Oops, forgot to click the link for the hidden posts.
Had to get one more in here.
@connorbush @tombrend I just reread the thread and saw that you already went this route. My dearest apologies for intellectual thievery. It was unintentional.
@connorbush Your execution was much better than my half-hearted attempt- I'd say this falls under "fair use".
I'm not gonna caption or photoshop that image, but I'm still entering the contest (as far as I'm concerned), and I'll be extremely upset if I don't win something.
So there.
@bluecolor You might as well go ahead and throw your fit now.
Dateline: June 3, 2015, West Virginia. Here we see America's first full-term pregnant man about to consume his anesthetic preparatory to undergoing C-section using a Ken Onion Wrinkle pocket knife purchased at Meh.com.
@MrMark This was hanging on my office door before I saw it here . . . thanks a lot. :P (But it is fookin' funny)
"TANK IS FULL"
Get in my BELLY!
@mfladd you will make a great birthday goat, solving all of my lazy issues. Damn you @Pavlov for making me too lazy to post that picture in my original response!
@TaRDy you know I just re-read this comment: I should never have starred it. Uh-uh bitch you are the next birthday goat - you have it coming! :) Nice try.
I haven't touched photoshop in years
Okay, okay... just ONE more:
@connorbush Ha! The photoshop people could have a field day using that one,
@mfladd Unfortunately, my work computer is lacking my Adobe Suite; perchance I will make the extra effort this evening on the old mac--probably not though. Photoshop brethren, Assemble!
Sorry citizens of Meh! I can't stop--damn you Pavlov.
Ha, click-bait. I amuse myself.
@connorbush damn you @pavlov *
In order to finally get his wife to bring him a beer, Jerry was finally forced to resort to cannibalism.
Shit happens when you party naked.
That was the last time Bob forgot about "beer before liquor never been sicker."
This kidney stone is going to hurt.
TIL that "fukubukuro" is a real thing and not just something made up by MEH.
they call him hurricane bob, 'cause when he farts..........
Don't want to be around when his water breaks!
Hey, @Pavlov, great idea, this is really fun.
@Pavlov Oh, wait, I mean this ⇩ is all your fault.
@Pavlov - You go, goat!
Yay, making fun of fat people! Is this a theme? Next week queer people? Or Jews? Or black people? Or you could just take the low hanging fruit and make fun of fat women next week. Let's do this!
@Trin Did you peak at the contest sheet?
@Trin Woah, I don't think anyone here is calling you fat. It's just that with the specific lighting and angle in the picture, some of your physical attributes are accentuated more than others, and some of the humour plays off that. Nothing personal was intended against yourself or whoever inflated you.
@Trin I actually started a whole TL;DR reply but then I remembered an early life lesson ("you can't fight stupid son, so don't try", said Dad) and decided to let it go. You obviously have an issue that far exceeds the subject depicted in the image - who isn't at all "fat", by the way. However, in your honor and per your direct suggestion, next week I'll choose an image of a fat, black Jewish lesbian (or will I?).
@Starblind I didn't say a damned thing about my weight. I'm just aware that fat-shaming and ridiculing fat people is "the last acceptable" bigotry.
@pavlov There is absolutely nothing stupid about pointing out bigotry. Seriously, if you were on the street pointing and laughing at this man, I'd say something to you there, too.
@Pavlov and @starblind, I'm gonna cite the pretty terse Meh FAQ here:
Q: What can’t I say in the community? A: Spam sucks. Personal attacks are lame. Bias should be acknowledged.
@Pavlov @starblind In other words, I'm telling you I consider your comments to be skirting close to personal attacks, if not over the line. If you're cool with that, whatever, but I'm not. You're not being witty; you're being rude. Drop it.
@Trin
Again, (and for the last time) - he's not fat.
I wouldn't be laughing, I'd be in complete and total fucking AWE of how cool it would be that he could distend his stomach to make it look that way, intentionally - which is exactly what he's doing for the camera. You do realize, that he's not at all a very large person, and he's leaning forward - quite a lot, in fact - don't you?
As for what is "over the line", I'm positive I'd have heard from @JonT over an hour ago if I was crossing a (any) line . . . I'm not, I didn't - and I won't . . . and I certainly won't even approach the "line", not for the likes of this shite.
I leave you free to be yourself, to think your thoughts, to indulge your tastes, follow your inclinations, and behave in any way that you decide is to your liking.
And with that, I do tip my hat and bid you a fond adieu.
Why is it that there's always one in every crowd? @Pavlov, excellent reply - both of them. @Trin, let me know the next time you come over so I can figure out how you might sit down with that giant stick up your ass. Obviously you don't spend too much time in bars - there's a guy like this in most every tavern in America. He ain't fat.
I apologize, in examining my post above, I made an obvious and unintentional error - I meant to write that he's leaning / pushing his lower abdomen forward in the image (which is apparent to anyone looking closely at the picture) when I wrote "he's leaning forward". As I'm currently goat, I have no one to blame but myself. My apologies.
@Trin
@Trin Last acceptable bigotry... Ugh... White Males, Italians, and Catholics would like a word with you. And as a fat man myself, funny is funny. Enjoy your humorless world.
@Trin The Social Justice Warriors are spilling over from Tumblr! (Also: am fat, but have sense of humor.)
@Trin Yes, Round Beer Picture Man, I will stop being witty because you say so. Do you have any additional requests? Any little thing at all? While I await your further instructions, do you have a brochure or any literature I could look at that outlines the various ways that switching to the brittle, insecure, and bitter lifestyle might benefit me? I mean obviously there's your Sparkling Personality which clearly helps you get on so well with others, but I'm curious about the other benefits. Is there a secret cold clammy handshake? I can't wait to learn more.
[PS: I was being sarcastic.]
@Trin I can understand where you're coming from, I really can - I grew up a chubby kid and was made fun of often. Hell, I could still stand to lose a few pounds. As I got older I learned a very hard lesson – you can't change or control the way other people think, what they say, or really anything else they do, but what you can do is control how you react to it. I'm confident in myself now and I know the person that I am. If someone tried to make fun of me now I would laugh it off in a heartbeat. There have been several gifs and photoshops of me posted that some might consider unflattering, but I know they're not coming from a place of malice and honestly I find it flattering that people would take the time out of their day to do that and try to make me laugh.
All of that said, I believe that your anger is misplaced. I feel that it's quite a stretch to jump from a photoshop contest of a silly photo (that's probably photoshopped to begin with) to the level of racism and bigotry that you allude to. I also think to assume that any of these posts are coming from a place of true hatred or hostility is incorrect. I understand if you don't want to participate for whatever reason, and that's certainly your choice, but in my eyes there is nothing wrong with this thread or the content in it. I've said before that not all parts of our site are for everyone and maybe this topic isn't the right one for you, but I truly hope you'll stick around and have fun with us in other threads.
In regards to the forum rules, the personal attacks rule is specifically in regards to targeting other users. Obviously I don't want a community of people posting a picture of a stranger and saying "Hey, look at this fat dumb loser! Hahahaha!" but again, I really don't think that's what is happening here. The responses to your post were snarky and a little snide but I don't believe anyone crossed the line. I'll still be locking this comment thread so we can end this discussion here.
Unlocked this thread to make a quick point: If you use "SJW" to insult someone, you're probably one of the bad guys. Regardless of the views in this comment thread or anywhere else, SJW is not an insult.
@connorbush @mfladd i did my best
@axleman1011
@axleman1011 she's brilliant; you're brilliant.
@axleman1011 It looks like Miley Cyrus is rubbing her buttcheeks on the head on an enormous Captain Picard. So pretty much like that recurring dream I keep having.
@Starblind To me looks like she's riding a giant scrotum 😂😂 yeah... Normal day for Miley..
@axleman1011 Nice Job :)
@JonT aww man you gave me this gif response months ago, I had it framed and everything, but now it feels less special when I see you give it to someone else too.
And then, it was just like you let a balloon go. "PHHFFTTTHHFFTTHH!" He bounced off the ceiling twice, and out the door he went. That's the last we saw of ol' Ralph.
Putin before Weight Watchers.
The Meh Pub. XXX New TOPLESS waitstaff XXX
I checked the site at 12:05 tonight and I tend to go to the forums first - this thread made me think I'd missed a fuku. Thanks for fucking with my head, @Pavlov.
@tHumperchick Happy to help. However, I better be careful not to make @MrsPavlov jealous, so "shhhhhh".
@sn1zz OMG This was my favorite toy when I was a kid!
Sorry my Photoshop skills not that good =(
@sn1zz They're just fine!
You're prostituting yourself off for cheeseburgers again, aren't you?
-A man's gotta eat.
With only a moment to think
About where he might place his drink
This gentleman noted
His belly was bloated -
The quandary was solved in a wink
@shahnm Absolute mad props for creativity. WELL DONE!
Just gonna leave this here.
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@thechinglish There's certainly a whole lot going on there . . . I'm actually a little frightened.
I still am really disturbed by the worm headed woman.
@mfladd More than a worman to me...
@ACraigL
"Desperately trying to make light of a serious health problem because dying terrifies me."
@cercopithecoid We're all terminal . . .
@sn1zz Mad props for Krang and the Shredder!
@koalamoo =) ty
Sorry no more =)
@sn1zz Feel free to post again and again - and do remember to vote for your favorites!
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
...Hey, Macarena.
The only thing we have to beer, is beer itself.
"I told you I was too big to sit on that excercise ball"
Selfies are so last year...
I suck at captions.
@Moose
Buddy Christ has really let himself go...
@avicado
it just dawned on me that some new person could read the thread title as "fuck u every day in June".
@carl669 I'm not seeing the downside.
@Pavlov no downside. i was just pointing it out.
It's hard to compete with Star Wars, but here is my best effort, one for the Futurama Fans.
@WTFhqwhgads I LOL'd.
@capnjb You have Photoshopped, wisely.
@Pavlov The more I look through these submissions, the more I'm convinced this one is now firmly in my top five favorites so far. I hope this gets the vote count it deserves. Holding the beer while running away . . . Impressive attention to detail. Good job!
@Pavlov That's the thing that might not be fair here... Earlier entries are bound to have more votes, just due to more exposure. But early bird gets the fuku and all that.
@capnjb That's pretty damn cool!
@Pavlov And it was attention to detail while my wife kept saying "What are you doing" "Come watch this show with me" I couldn't quite put into words how important my work was... maybe I'll frame this for some important anniversary :)
@ACraigL I'll figure something out ;)
@capnjb most certainly in my top 3 favorites.
@capnjb Thats great. I love how many harrison fords are in the running, someone needs to find a way to use blade runner next.
@Pavlov I love @Starblind's, but this does suffer as a late entry. Some sort of acknowledgement should be given to it. I think they are my top two. But I tend to lean toward the Photoshop entries just because I wish I had Photoshop skills.
@eyewerks I cleared out the replies here and edited your post to get rid of the noise and make sure I’m heard without any confusion.
The fact that you recently mentioned that you thought there was nothing wrong with a grossly misogynistic and sexist comment aimed at one of our staff members proves to me that your idea of necessary moderation is completely off base and not at all in line with the spirit of our community. Instead of publically shaming you or taking further action we gave you the benefit of the doubt and removed the post in the hopes that you would understand that you crossed the line and pull back, but so far it seems you’ve only pressed onward full steam ahead.
We do have clearly outlined rules: NO BULLSHIT, but they’re intentionally vague for a reason. You can’t plan for every possible scenario, and a good moderator can and will use common sense to make judgment calls based on context. I have no problem with people voicing differing opinions, but if you can’t see how and why your comments in this thread and elsewhere would be taken as intentionally inflammatory you need to recalibrate your thinking.
@JonT - I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the edit.
It was really really hard not to respond to that last post. Thank you so much @JonT for removing it, and with such a perfect response!
So.... Am I no longer the worst goat? :)
@BillLehecka You were a great goat! I (and I know many others) enjoyed the daily journal entries. Plus, you were truly responsible for Abe Vigoda!
@BillLehecka I still find myself rereading those posts on cold and lonely nights while sipping my hot cocoa and... OK, I'm lying but I did read them when you posted them. And I'm pretty sure you weren't the worse Goat. I mean with all The Goats we've had so far the odds are in your favor.
@BillLehecka Oh, and you gave me an excuse to post my 1070's picture of Abe Vigoda.
Crap. 1970's picture. I really have to start poofreading stuff.
@BillLehecka I don't think we've had a "bad" goat, yet. The people that are voted into goathood tend to be worthy of the badge and if they fuck it up... well... we know who to blame. ;)
@Mehrocco_Mole - I see what you didn't do there . . . ;-)
Yea I can't figure out the caption thing either...
Mine would read (in a borat accent)
VERY NICE!
I keep trying to think of a caption, but he and his belly (that I'm sure is hard as a rock) remind me too much of my late uncle. My uncle's wasn't quite as big, but it was really close. You could knock on his stomach and it wouldn't move or jiggle or anything. Now you've made me miss him again on top of me being super sick....I hope you catch my cold and sore throat! I don't really hope you get sick
Hope it’s not a deposit bottle!
Chunk
The Goonies Movie – Jeff Cohen
@dmlivezey ok, i give up, how do you post a photo?
@dmlivezey step 1. goto imgur.com, step 2. upload your pic, step 3. copy and paste the "Direct Link (email & IM)" into the post here.
Tinypic is a pain.
@thismyusername Thanks!
@pavlov, you are definitely earning your goatdom with this thread, haha.
@ACraigL seriously, this is some epic shit.
Made a "star" mistake on a locked comment thread. Was trying to see who starred and clicked in error. I didn't intend to get involved in the brouhaha. . :)
Thanks @pavlov for this thread. Enjoying it!
@YahSah15 I starred it (both of them actually), entertainment at a price point I can manage
@YahSah15 You can unstar by clicking it again. I've definitely accidentally starred stuff and had to retract.
@darksaber99999 I like this!
@darksaber99999 We're gonna need a bigger boat.
@Starblind To hold the beer, right?
@Thumperchick Precisely. I believe Mr. Bruce McCall has designed an adequate conveyance.
@mfladd I have been going over all the entries again, and I still think this brillant!
@darksaber99999 Oops...see above post
@darksaber99999 or any of the Photoshop Brethern. I have a Wish List photo challenge. use the photo I post below on top. Then on the bottom - remember how Jaws was coming for the boat with an air canister in it's mouth befoe being shot. Use the stomach as the sharks head , draw the face and use the beer bottle as the cannister in it's mouth. Can anyone make it happen? (I could find the shark coming toward the boat pic)
Here's the clip:
@mfladd yes. all of that. do all of that; maybe with some fire breathing? idk. I might be getting too excited.
@connorbush Ha! I just wish I had photoshop skills. I love the entries.
A one, a two, THREE!
@ACraigL Yeah, as a kid I always passed on this flavor.
The face on the photo looks an awful lot like someone photoshopped his face on to the photo. If this is the case that is hilarious considering what that quack does on TV.
@Kidsandliz Well, it's possible, but the oldest versions of this image online all seem to have the same face (it goes back at least to 2008!). If it's photoshopped they did a good job of it, avoiding the obvious mistake of matching the face skin tone to the body skin tone. I think there's a chance the beer bottle might be added in though, note how his left hand casts such a hard shadow but the bottle seems to cast no shadow at all. The specular highlight on the bottle should probably be bigger if this is lit mostly by flash as it seems to be. Interesting.
Kim Kardashian's got nothing on me...my belly is bigger than her booty and beer is better than bubbly anyway!
I'm fat, fuck you.
@JonT
In the very early morning hours of Friday, June 5th, we had another in what appears to be a never ending string of severe storms move through the Kansas City area. My husband was alerted that wind, water and lightning damage had occurred at a location (including damage to his trucks and several outbuildings which had been used to store equipment) which was to be set-up for a Saturday afternoon commercial shoot. He left immediately during the storm to secure the equipment and wait for others to arrive to help him. Later, while at the location, just as he entered an outbuilding with two employees, a strong wind raised the metal roof slightly and caused the contents to shift. My husband tried to push both of the others back out of the building's door to safety, but he was pinned by falling debris and another person was also very seriously injured.
My husband is at the trauma center he was transported to that morning waiting to be transferred to either HSS New York or to Mayo for orthopedic surgery as soon as he is deemed medically fit enough to make the air ambulance flight. Needless to say, he is not well enough to participate here on this forum and he may not be for some time.
If someone could please be so kind as to tally the votes in this thread and declare the winner after tonight's deal is posted, I would be so grateful. I will contact the winner here Monday afternoon when I have time and arrange with them via email to forward the package my husband had prepared last week as a prize.
I simply can't continue on for him here in this forum past that point. I apologize that it took me this long to post about the accident but I haven't been home much in the last couple of days.
@MrsPavlov Our thoughts and prayers our with you and your family. Also, for anyone else injured in this incident. Take care of @Pavlov and the rest of your family. Please don't concern yourself with this site. We are wishing for nothing but the speedy recovery of everyone involved. Thank you for letting us all know.
@MrsPavlov I echo the above. I don't quite understand how you manged to take the time to write this with so much more important things on your plate. I sincerely hope it is a quick recovery and also hope that we can resume blaming @pavlov for something other than clearly being a hero. Wow.
@MrsPavlov Our thoughts, and well wishes for a speedy recovery are with you. I'm not sure how we can help - but if you think of something, we'd be happy to help in any way we can. I hope the mister is okay.
@MrsPavlov Sending healing wishes and prayers to you and your family.
@MrsPavlov Let him know we're thinking about him- I hope all goes well.
@MrsPavlov I agree with the above. and please Take care of yourself as well
@MrsPavlov please convey to @Pavlov our best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery, and may the zanyness in this forum raise his spirits.
@MrsPavlov - Wow, what a hero! Please just concentrate on getting him well. I'll be holding my breath until I hear he's recovering. Let us know if there's anything we can do to help.
@MrsPavlov I echo all of the sentiments posted above me. I will be keeping your family, and the other injured person, in my prayers. I hope Pavlov's recovery will be quicker than expected.
@MrsPavlov best wishes to the two of you, hoping for a speedy recovery
@MrsPavlov So sorry to hear this. Wishing for a speedy recovery for all injured. Regards.
@MrsPavlov I'm so sorry to hear this! Like everyone above has said, I will be praying for @Pavlov and you! I hope everything goes well!! I definitely think you shouldn't even worry about sending this out on Monday.. Once everyone is healed and home, you can think about following up on the contest if you want.. (Just my opinion)
@MrsPavlov So sorry to hear about this. Pavlov is a great guy, and you two have my best wishes for a speedy and full recovery. If there's something we can do, don't hesitate to let us know.
@MrsPavlov if there is anything at all you need that I could possibly help with, please just say the word. My thoughts are with you.
@MrsPavlov That has to be hard for both of you. I hope his recovery goes well and that you manage OK as well.
@MrsPavlov I'm so sorry to hear of this. From all that I've seen of his posts and comments, he seems like a genuinely great person. I will be thinking of the two of you and wishing him the very fastest recovery.
@MrsPavlov For the most part we wouldn't know each other from Adam if we were to meet. But this community strikes me as a family complete with bickering, oneupmanship, and being there when needed. Please let us know if you guys need something. I'm sure, in our limited way, someone in this family can come through for you.
@MrsPavlov Well hell. If I've got any karmic benefits coming to me, you guys can have it. And you're both in my thoughts.
@MrsPavlov Holy cow! Thanks for letting us know, and I hope for the best care and outcome for him!
@MrsPavlov Oh my god, we completely understand. Best Wishes.
@MrsPavlov So saddened to hear about this but also super proud of your husband for doing all that and trying to both take care of things and people. Best wishes to everyone involved.
@MrsPavlov @Pavlov so sorry to hear abour this. All of our prayers are for your speedy recovery.
We love you guys!
@MrsPavlov If you do end up in the northeast and need something, just yell -- we are in driving distance and always willing to help. God Bless and good health sent your way.
Aww, @Pavlov, this is terrible news. Hurry up and get well because... I'm missing you. @MrsPavlov, I wish there was something I could do, but just know that both of you are in my prayers.
Incredibly sorry to hear this @MrsPavlov. @Pavlov is a constant bright spot in my day and a huge part of this community. I wish him the speediest of recoveries and all of us at Mediocre are thinking of you both. Get well soon, friend.
@MrsPavlov Words can't express my concern & sorrow. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family.
@MrsPavlov what the fuck?! So sorry to hear this. Thoughts are with you guys and wishes for a speedy recovery.
@MrsPavlov You and @Pavlov continue to be in my prayers.
@MrsPavlov i just found this thread and pavlov is wonderful and i wish fast healing to him and you. hugs
@MrsPavlov Thoughts to you and your family. I saw your post about @Pavlov 's hospital hijinx. Very happy to hear he is recovering well and his sense of humor wasn't injured. Though his couth is, as always, questionable. As all said above, please let us know if you are in need of anything.
This is what Kim K looks like from the front.
Echoing the good wishes and thoughts. Remember to take care of yourself, too. He will need you strong to heal. ( Hit the wrong reply button and it does not seem right to blame the goat for some reason. )
Sending healing energy and/or prayers to @Pavlov and the others injured. It motivated me to dig until I found proof that our roof is rated to 120 mph, and vow that I will always live in brick or concrete houses. Please know that we are all sobered by this.
Believe it or not, but I don't work out. I just have a super high metabolism.
Folks, this contest is officially over. On top of that, the unfortunate news about @pavlov makes any new caption entries a little distasteful (though certainly not intended to be so, I get that).
Let's end this now so we can focus on positive thoughts towards Pavlov and his family.
@ACraigL Yeah, I don't think people captioning now are even reading the thread at this point. @JonT Could you maybe change the thread title to say that it's closed, please?
@PurplePawprints @JonT Or lock it.
Hope that @pavlov is ok. If not, I blame @pavlov.
Seriously, get better dude.
Dave was amazed to find out that the iron particles in his beer aligned with the magnetic North pole of the small planet he had injested.
I did not see the posts before posting the preceding caption. My apologies and best wishes.
Any word on how @pavlov is doing, @mrspavlov?
Stay strong @pavlov and @pavlov family.