@jsh139 Didn’t you get one this morning? Stop being greedy! You know you can only have one. Trying to buy another takes away the opportunity from someone who didn’t get one yet.
@Germanshield It’s a perk for long standing members. Even if you could become a VMP today you wouldn’t be able to buy one since there was always a next business day cool down.
@kenny3552 Enjoy this moment. It’s all downhill after this. Unless you really love disappointment. In which case you’ll be really happy (and really disappointed).
Holy cow!!! Got one!!! In total about to pass out shock! Nonetheless on my phone, while at work. Almost screamed, then realized that would get me in trouble lol!!!
Great day to discover my VMP has somehow expired. Did anyone else not get billed in August? Looks like nothing showed up, but I can’t imagine why not, haven’t changed cards or updated any info.
Every gorram time. “Click on the Buy link the instant it shows up, then prove you’re not a robot for a while, and we’ll tell you that we’re out of stock because you’re a slow human and not a robot.”
I can’t believe I got one. I’m on a lake in Montana with dirt-slow Internet. Second meh-rathon in a row with a fuku. Good thing it was post-lunch lie-around time. We’ve been out a lot today.
I missed it, but it’s so weird that i woke up and looked at my phone right as the 8am one sold out and then walked to my desktop right as this one sold out. I have great Fuko awareness but no precognition.
I guess I get to be the complainer this time. I was in before the CAPTCHA actually made you pick stuff and the little green bar still “timed out”. Meh… Whatever happened to letting it finish processing?
@brakeforbeer The first one of the day gave me half a dozen, but this one just two quick ones. I was using a different computer with a different connection.
Dammit! I am NEVER EVER GOING TO GET one of these I’ve never gotten a woot BoC either pouting Seriously guys! I just want ONE!? Pleeeeeeeease??? #begging
Now this is horrible. I just finished catching up on work in a hotel… decided I would check on the Meh-rathon… and showed 4 minutes remaining on the the Fuko but sold out. Today is a crappy day…
I have only bought a few items (shirt, mug, 1 Fuko) since signing up for the Meh VMP. There really has not been anything I needed since… I continue paying thinking that a VMP Fuko would be possible. Would it be better to stop throwing $5 a month away… hmmm…
Zoya is SOOOO excited! Her birthday is Wednesday (mine is in 3 weeks so I might steal some of her fun) so this one is for her. Send some quality stuff Meh or she’ll give you a mean side eye
Click all of the pictures with a road… until there are none left!!! WTF??? It was like playing a video game. Finally got to where there were no roads left. Though it was over ,but NOOO! Pick all the pictures of a store front! WTF!!! Seriously? Why do I have to prove I am not a robot? They could have sold out 10 times over in the time it took me to prove I am not a F@#&in robot!!! FU meh!
what are the chances that you meh people might actually have enough of these to fulfill at least the VMP demand? It’d be nice to know that I could count on getting one of these during the VMP hour, seeing as getting one during the other times is even more impossible.
Where did this captcha thing come from? You take all my dollars until I try to give you dollars for this thing that I’m not even sure that I want but everyone else seems to want a lot so that makes me think that maybe I do want it so I try to give you even more dollars and I am denied by surprise accusations of secret robot identify? Ugh have a
Hallelujah -------finally wanted to say the dry spell for me is over…however, actually the FLOOD spell is over!
Happy days are here again, I will have junk to replace the junk from my garage I lost in HARVEY! P.S. hoping for another Dyson vacuum cleaner if I am so blessed as the one I had from Meh I took to parents house and it’s now basically only good as an anchor now…Hey shameless plug but you never know as it was a great vacuum that suffered an untimely watery death. It doesn’t suck now although Harvey waters did! At any rate, now I have something to either look forward to (or not)
Took me about two years of trying. And i finally got a Fuko!!! I cant wait to regret it!!! Funny thing is i got it while driving down the road. Gotta love AutoPilot!
Super excited about getting this box of mystery manure by my door. I’ll have to assume it will have something really worthless like the manure on the Mehrathon today!
Ok, so I guess I’ll apologize for my snarky this is bullshit comment from last night. I somehow scored a fuku while in the checkout line at Aldi today.
@spectra242 my local Aldi has some really nice stuff, surprisingly so in fact. I heard something about cancelling duplicate orders so they better spread the disappointment across more people.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Not now, not ever
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Aug 19 - Tuesday, Aug 23
/buy
@jsh139 Are you a robot? You can’t buy this if you’re a robot.
@jsh139 Freakin’ bots always tryin’ to buy up all the Fuks!
@mediocrebot bleep bloop What R yuu TaLKing aBouT?
@jsh139 Didn’t you get one this morning? Stop being greedy! You know you can only have one. Trying to buy another takes away the opportunity from someone who didn’t get one yet.
@cinoclav you can’t buy the Fuko with the /buy command. I just wanted mediocrebot to call me a robot.
@jsh139
/giphy are you a robot
Good Luck Other VMP’s
/giphy VMP
@rileyper This is such an amazingly mediocre giphy.
Got it!
/image warped undersized veil
/giphy warped undersized veil
FINALLY.
/giphy determined-loosely-gun
/giphy finally.
First ever!
/giphy literal-jinxed-eel
/buy --robot=no
@medz Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
can i have one
@woodhouse
I’ll send you a box if you want.
@woodhouse
/giphy none for you
Not fair, not fair, not fair
So…you’re just SoL if you’re not a VMP and you’re not allowed to BECOME a VMP?
@Germanshield It’s a perk for long standing members. Even if you could become a VMP today you wouldn’t be able to buy one since there was always a next business day cool down.
ughh
/image rushing-icy-garlic
/giphy rushing-icy-garlic
@Pantheist Those actually look sort of good!
@steelersluver agreed
Woohoo! My first success!
YES!!! It is all worthwhile now!
/giphy realistic-clingy-conjurer
/image fascinated uncovered knight
/giphy fascinated uncovered knight
@carl669 Today’s Top News: In an uncharacteristic move, giphy actually returns an exceptionally relevant result. Tape at 10.
FINALLY
suppressed-unbalanced-news! BOOM!
@sohmageek
TO bad you can only order 1 fuk per day
got one earlier
@arbdef U greedy bastard!
@mfladd @arbdef This actually makes me feel better. I missed this one because I was watching The Orville.
It’s bad.
@versabox I could barely get through the first episode. I had such high hopes for it too…
@ConAndLibrarian Oh, I kinda liked it…lol Of course I’m in DT since there are hardly any new shows on right now.
@mfladd You make that sound like a bad thing.
@versabox I think it needs a laugh track because I couldn’t tell when it was supposed to be funny.
@mehbee I think it’s rather amusing myself. Glad to know I’m not alone in my weirdness.
Fuck. Never happens
Goddamn captcha!!!
nope,
let’s try that again.
yeah, like that will ever work.
@ekw
Got it!
/giphy gruntled-giant-weasel
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Got one!
lightening-missing-juice
Fuk u!!! Noooooooooooooooo!!!
@mfladd I got my first one ever!! Not really sure why I am as excited as I am but I did a jig…,yes an actual jig.
@mehbee Congrats. That at least makes me feel better you were able to get one
@mfladd at least the Patriots won last night. Keeps the week positive on balance!
@mehbee Yay! I hope it has some fun kids stuff.
@mfladd Thanks sweet pea!!
@sammydog01 You’re funny, my first thought, after my jig, was I sure hope Harper doesn’t think this one’s for her…lol
FIRST ONE EVER.
@kenny3552 happy for you !!
@kenny3552 Enjoy this moment. It’s all downhill after this. Unless you really love disappointment. In which case you’ll be really happy (and really disappointed).
boooooooooooooooooooooo
Got my second ayyy
Strike 2
/giphy puny-unkind-line
Okay, it can be tomorrow now. Today can’t get better.
DAMN YOU, I’M NOT A ROBOT
Shot down
congrats to those who got it, site lagged big time for me
I don’t believe they actually ever sell any of these things. They never actually have any. Sold out within second Fuko you!
/giphy doomed-exemplary-nose
@shahnm But you are a ROBOT!!!
Finally! Surprisingly easy too…
I don’t know how I could possibly have clicked faster than I did. Still no dice.
Sigh. Page wouldn’t load…
That was so close
Was most of the way to ordering when I remembered I got the morning one. Muscle memory is weird.
whaaa? for meee? first one
Boned by captcha. Argh.
/giphy juicy glistening yoke
@duodec That’s just icky.
@SSteve I kind of agree; the giphy was also the least objectionable one I could find.
@duodec Where the hell have you been? Nice to see ya around!
@mfladd I was far and near, I was there and here, in threads you weren’t reading doing Meh content feeding.
And now drawn like a moth to the bug zapper light, I am here because there is fuko.
Thanks captcha. Click all the signs in this picture of a sign. Oops sorry. Bitter VMPer
@MrMark Me too. I am very bitter. That is putting it nicely.
@MrMark
I ordered within seconds and still no luck
still haven’t ever gotten one
Dang It it tried to make prove i wasn’t a robot and put up a really hard pick a picture test
We are unsure which product you’re trying to buy
/giphy dammit
Of course, the page wouldn’t load… Oh well, last few haven’t been worth the cost anyway. Congrats to those who got one.
Holy cow!!! Got one!!! In total about to pass out shock! Nonetheless on my phone, while at work. Almost screamed, then realized that would get me in trouble lol!!!
Im a fucking robot that has six tests to pass to prove it…meh
/giphy vicious-quaint-osprey
ASS HOLES.
@blndfayth That seems to be the sold out message.
@sammydog01 No that’s a bug from mediocre software developers not showing concise error messages
Great day to discover my VMP has somehow expired. Did anyone else not get billed in August? Looks like nothing showed up, but I can’t imagine why not, haven’t changed cards or updated any info.
Because this sucked:
@JimmyNova write in to support and we’ll see what happened to your VMP.
@Thumperchick I submitted a ticket this morning, haven’t heard anything back yet. Thanks for responding! Appreciate the suggestion.
@JimmyNova That’s odd, I was answering the account issues this morning. Write back in and ask for me. I’ll see what happened.
@Thumperchick
Done-zo.
@JimmyNova you’re all set.
Blaaah, kept telling me “We’re not sure what you’re trying to order”
Not easy for me…damn 6,000 clicks on the captcha!
/giphy happy dance
Still missed it. Took so long for it to load after I pressed the button
POOP on you, Meh. It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to. POOOOOOP
Every gorram time. “Click on the Buy link the instant it shows up, then prove you’re not a robot for a while, and we’ll tell you that we’re out of stock because you’re a slow human and not a robot.”
This one comes with a grainy limited edition bag that appears to be some sort of forest
Brutal
I’m in disbelief. First ever!!
/giphy official-loved-kingfisher
Why??? The robot question bit me again!
Wow, my first fuku.
@monkey And in my excitement I misspelled “fuko”.
@monkey
If only the Fuku still existed.
dogged-deserted-pig
I no longer has a sad.
@curtise Mmmm pork chops. I will share them with a dog because they also appreciate pork chops…
@duodec I have to be careful to not think about this too much. Otherwise I’ll either be a vegetarian or start eating dogs.
@SSteve let the thought of bacon, crispy wonderful bacon, the true reason pork was put on this earth, help you make up your mind…
P.S. Dogs love bacon too
wow… 208 of these.
We sold out at 4:13pm. There are still that many VMP?
/giphy VMP
Welp. 4 Captchas and then the buy button disappeared. Too late the second time. I lose again…
woo hoo! got one.
grrrrrrrrrr
Damnit! Another failed attempt!
I’m not okay with never getting one of these things.
I don’t know why I bother trying. Always get to the green loading bar that gives me hope, just to smash my dreams.
/image smashed dreams
I can’t believe I got one. I’m on a lake in Montana with dirt-slow Internet. Second meh-rathon in a row with a fuku. Good thing it was post-lunch lie-around time. We’ve been out a lot today.
/image good-sweaty-carpenter
/giphy good-sweaty-carpenter
I missed it, but it’s so weird that i woke up and looked at my phone right as the 8am one sold out and then walked to my desktop right as this one sold out. I have great Fuko awareness but no precognition.
Finally, after all this time!!!
It kept telling me it didn’t know what I wanted to buy. WTF??
I guess I get to be the complainer this time. I was in before the CAPTCHA actually made you pick stuff and the little green bar still “timed out”. Meh… Whatever happened to letting it finish processing?
Well, i got it into my cart, but they were gone before i could click confirm.
Kinda frustrating to click on five screen refreshes until all the “roads” disappear only to see “sold out.”
@brakeforbeer The first one of the day gave me half a dozen, but this one just two quick ones. I was using a different computer with a different connection.
Mine didnt even show up. Had to come here to see what the product was after robots. Super lame.
First one I ever gotten!! I even had to put in the captcha…I was shocked it still went through!
I LOVE BEING VMP!!!
/giphy laughing-ungainly-trip
figures. it pops up on a PC I don’t have my password saved on.
eat a bag of ducks
@awk I have to try this, just to see what comes up…
/giphy bag of ducks
Not disappointed…
@SColburn Yes, but would you eat them?
Gah! never gonna get one and I’m VMP
Fuku’d by a robot. Again.
/giphy handsomely-narcissistic-vacation
Ugh, I forgot that I moved since I last ordered and had to put in my new address. No Fuko for me
I am NOT a ROBOT! Fucks me up every time.
But you’re getting better at identifying squares with parts of street signs – so that’s something.
@walarney Practice makes perfect.
Finally got one! YEAH!
Great. Now how about a shot at it for us non-VMP that have been hanging in there all day??
/giphy lanky-present-hunchback
Wtf! It failed “unsure which product you’re trying to buy” and then by the time I went to the homepage again, sold out. What the fukoburu.
Just got none, again. Fuck you Meh and your Meh-rathons, they suck.
Dammit! I am NEVER EVER GOING TO GET one of these
I’ve never gotten a woot BoC either pouting Seriously guys! I just want ONE!? Pleeeeeeeease??? #begging
@WordEGirl Replying to myself to let you all know that I am still pouting. And probably will be for the next 22.5 minutes. Or so. Dammit!!
@WordEGirl Feeling better yet? I just found some Meh squishy pucks and can send you one as a consolation prize if not.
@sammydog01 AWWW! I would LOVE that! LOL! I wonder if it would get here before my new travel sized massagers that I ordered during the meh-rathon!
Totally a meh.com addict here!
@WordEGirl
If you want a red drawstring bag, there are some people who would volunteer to sent one.
@WordEGirl Send me your address at sammydog001 at the g mail thing. And the massagers already shipped so probably not. Or so I hear.
Figures the system craps out on me:
/giphy this
Now this is horrible. I just finished catching up on work in a hotel… decided I would check on the Meh-rathon… and showed 4 minutes remaining on the the Fuko but sold out. Today is a crappy day…
I have only bought a few items (shirt, mug, 1 Fuko) since signing up for the Meh VMP. There really has not been anything I needed since… I continue paying thinking that a VMP Fuko would be possible. Would it be better to stop throwing $5 a month away… hmmm…
Whee!
/giphy pitiful-soaked-jasmine
Fuko Google and their anti-bot check that helps them train their car’s computer vision but stops me from getting my fukobukuro
OMG. That bar that kept going across…
and across…
and across…
and across…
and across like x10 then
/giphy idiotic-melodic-sphinx
I swore it was gonna be a repeat of last nights Fuku… Glad I was wrong.
Since I got VMP fuko, should I expect it to be extra mediocre?
Missed out on the fighting robots, but I got the Fuko!
/giphy abandoned-treacherous-cherry
Finally here when the Fuku is up and couldn’t get an item on the buy screen <sniff>. But at least I’m sure I’m not a robot now.
Zoya is SOOOO excited! Her birthday is Wednesday (mine is in 3 weeks so I might steal some of her fun) so this one is for her. Send some quality stuff Meh or she’ll give you a mean side eye
@Panegyric Congrats Zoya! I hope you get a box of lettuce and caterpillars.
@Panegyric happy for you friend! ER happy for Zoya
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Click all of the pictures with a road… until there are none left!!! WTF??? It was like playing a video game. Finally got to where there were no roads left. Though it was over ,but NOOO! Pick all the pictures of a store front! WTF!!! Seriously? Why do I have to prove I am not a robot? They could have sold out 10 times over in the time it took me to prove I am not a F@#&in robot!!! FU meh!
what are the chances that you meh people might actually have enough of these to fulfill at least the VMP demand? It’d be nice to know that I could count on getting one of these during the VMP hour, seeing as getting one during the other times is even more impossible.
Where did this captcha thing come from? You take all my dollars until I try to give you dollars for this thing that I’m not even sure that I want but everyone else seems to want a lot so that makes me think that maybe I do want it so I try to give you even more dollars and I am denied by surprise accusations of secret robot identify? Ugh have a
dark-careful-panther
The least deserving person ever “bagged one”.
/giphy https://meh.com/orders/purple-goofy-gopher
@f00l FYI those order links are restricted. Congratulations on your Fuko!
@jbartus
Yeah I meant to edit it. But was in a hurry.
Thought I’d better 'fess up to my win, given that I had been grumbling.
effective-carnivorous-moth.
Now I have buyer’s remorse
Being sold out saved me from myself.
Hallelujah -------finally wanted to say the dry spell for me is over…however, actually the FLOOD spell is over!
Happy days are here again, I will have junk to replace the junk from my garage I lost in HARVEY! P.S. hoping for another Dyson vacuum cleaner if I am so blessed as the one I had from Meh I took to parents house and it’s now basically only good as an anchor now…Hey shameless plug but you never know as it was a great vacuum that suffered an untimely watery death. It doesn’t suck now although Harvey waters did! At any rate, now I have something to either look forward to (or not)
I did it, I scored my third Fuko in a row!
I am so ashamed.
/image cozy-tense-income
Office meeting i led went too long, i hate myself. I knew this was the time too based on the birthday fuko’s.
@dzieciom I was at work, too.
Missed 'em all. Fucking fuckety fuck.
Oh well.
@joelmw
I wish you had gotten one.
: (
@joelmw sorry
It stinks I know as I hadn’t gotten one for a long time until vmp hour today- wish you had gotten one too
Took me about two years of trying. And i finally got a Fuko!!! I cant wait to regret it!!! Funny thing is i got it while driving down the road. Gotta love AutoPilot!
/image massive-wayward-dill
cried this morning, danced in the afternoon. thank you meh.
@reegyrag was it because you got one this Miri hand didn’t this afternoon ? Just kidding
@AttyVette it wa suppose to have said you got one this morning — geez auto correct
Is this the equivalent to BOC?
@hockeyham Similar concept, yes.
GODDAMNITNRIDNDIDNDJDND
What the hell is even in one of these?
@wmbarr
Like BoCs from Woot, no two Fukos are the same.
They, however, will all include some Meh swag, but aside from that, anything could be in them.
HIDING A FUKO IN THIS SHITTY MEH-RATHON? ONCE AGAIN, MEH,
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!
@Dizavid I MISSED YOU! COME YELL AT US ANYTIME!
@Dizavid Actually, they hid 3 of them.
@2many2no How’d they hide them?
@Dizavid They were hidden in plain sight.
/giphy hidden in plain sight
Super excited about getting this box of mystery manure by my door. I’ll have to assume it will have something really worthless like the manure on the Mehrathon today!
@wronkerville Well the day did start off with poo dough …
/giphy I look and never see
Hey Winners…
@mfladd 你生气吗，兄弟？
@mfladd Make me.
@mfladd Fine, I’ll take my Fuko and go home
@mfladd Fuckin’ off ain’t so bad, if you do it right.
I got one this afternoon. YAY!!!.. errrrr… meh
/giphy teasing-watery-mars
Ok, so I guess I’ll apologize for my snarky this is bullshit comment from last night. I somehow scored a fuku while in the checkout line at Aldi today.
@spectra242 I love Aldi.
@spectra242 my local Aldi has some really nice stuff, surprisingly so in fact. I heard something about cancelling duplicate orders so they better spread the disappointment across more people.
@Panegyric You’ve probably seen this but I hadn’t.
@sammydog01 I have! I made one for Zoya at one point but she outgrew it! most recently she was a ghostbuster.
Super excited. Scored for birthday week.
@sthiede1 Just noticed my birthday is right in the middle of the delivery range too
@sthiede1 Got mine around Zoya’s birthday and Delivery is now scheduled for around my birthday! presents! Also happy birthday birthday buddy
2.2 lbs / 1 kgs
Dimensions 16x12x10 in.
Mediocre at best
@nall256 Those are placeholder dimensions. It may get worse.
@nall256 I got the same specs on my shipment as well. Guess I’ll have to wait until Thursday to find out.
FFS
/giphy merciful-nebular-centipede
16x12x11 @ 3.8 lbs