Fukobukuro: Meh-rathon Edition - Shipping? Reveal?

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Your choice. Go right ahead.

I didn’t get one. I’m not bitter or anything. That would be contrary to my personal orientation toward inner peace and deep wisdom.

Hey, all you winners! Have fun! Show off!
I hope it’s great. Really.
Have a great time. Awesome. Really.