Only the coolest of the cool We pay 5$/month and get unlimited shipping and sales and stuff. You can’t join anymore - they did away with it, but those who were already members were grandfathered in. @Lonibird7
@Lonibird7 a program that Meh stopped doing, but us diehards are grandfathered in. We pay $5 a month for free unlimited shipping. There were some free and exclusive things along they way, but it has all pretty much disappeared.
People, we should thank Meh! These bags are a clever job-creation program! All the crap in them, Meh could throw away, in one giant dumpster at HQ. But, no, they sell the crap to us, and thousands of logistics workers spring into action, shipping little bits of crap all across the country, to us, where WE throw it out. The magic of economics! Every time Meh sells an F-bag, another child of a UPS driver gets to go to college!
@GlennAMercer And a donation store gets inventory and meh doesn’t have to pay a landfill to haul off and take the stuff. We are paying them instead LOL
Kids… yes! More magic! And when the makers of the crap realize Meh can actually move this… stuff… they make more! It’s the Circle of Life. Crap. Circle of Crap. Whatever
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Absolutely not
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 18 - Monday, Aug 22
Gummi Bears
@rileyper I wonder if they are the delicious sugar-free ones that give me an excuse to stay home from work.
@rileyper Dear god I hope that’s not all it is.
Weightloss gummies! @AdmiralDave @rileyper
Go team go?
ah, finally got one
/giphy tolerable-gawky-moon
All those months VMP Where I didn’t buy anything, they’re all finally worth it!
May I trade in my rotten bananas for Gummi Bears? Please?
43 this round for VMPs only + 2244 total before = 2287
Not candy corn???
Fumeh!!!
/giphy glistening-hurried-map
Seriously, fuk your capatcha. Now I get to identify street signs in two separate images to try and purchase. F it, I’m trying one more time…
What’s a VMP?
@Lonibird7 A person who, once a month, takes a $5 bill from their pocket and sets it on fire.
Only the coolest of the cool
We pay 5$/month and get unlimited shipping and sales and stuff. You can’t join anymore - they did away with it, but those who were already members were grandfathered in.
@Lonibird7
@Lonibird7 a program that Meh stopped doing, but us diehards are grandfathered in. We pay $5 a month for free unlimited shipping. There were some free and exclusive things along they way, but it has all pretty much disappeared.
@awk @Lonibird7 Best reply EVER Loni
@Lonibird7 - See VMP link at the top of the page.
or here:
https://meh.com/vmp
@Lonibird7 Past history. Dead and gone.
If you can find a way to get mine, you can have it.
I’m done!!
Yeah, I used the power of google to figure it out. Dammit, never even heard of it until now. I would have loved to light $5 on fire once a month.
snark alert
@Lrok -
Ask the people who scored a VMP fuko if the benefits have disappeared.
@kdemo I don’t have a VMP link at the top of the page
@yahsah15 SOLD! Just change the email address on the account to lonibird7-at-hotmail-dot-com and send me the password
Even with VMP I am still too unlucky to get the unlucky Fuko. Sigh…
@Lrok Well keep trying, likely 2 rounds left this hour.
I got one! Finally ! I am actually hoping it is full of gummy bears… I am mildly addicted - though the cupcake one would also be great
@mindfixation Maybe there are some Mentos left?
All day trying to get one ,even as a VMP it is Impossible!!!
It’s almost 10 pm in London England. I’m sitting in my hotel room and just got a fuko. Best. Vacation. Ever.
@Club33NOS For that you didn’t need to go to London. Just sayin’.
@Kidsandliz I’m just stunned it even worked. Hotel WiFi isn’t exactly the best way to get one.
People, we should thank Meh! These bags are a clever job-creation program! All the crap in them, Meh could throw away, in one giant dumpster at HQ. But, no, they sell the crap to us, and thousands of logistics workers spring into action, shipping little bits of crap all across the country, to us, where WE throw it out. The magic of economics! Every time Meh sells an F-bag, another child of a UPS driver gets to go to college!
@GlennAMercer And a donation store gets inventory and meh doesn’t have to pay a landfill to haul off and take the stuff. We are paying them instead LOL
A few pounds of melted gummy bears.
And a knife!
@zachdecker I was hoping for a few pounds of melted candy corn, but that’ll work.
Kids… yes! More magic! And when the makers of the crap realize Meh can actually move this… stuff… they make more! It’s the Circle of Life. Crap. Circle of Crap. Whatever
I could actually use a Fuko bag full of gummy bears, can I trade the first one of the night I got in for this one?
Please just make it gluten-free.
/giphy brilliant-fundamental-sleet
Not to look an April Fuku horse in the mouth, but I got a blender pitcher without the actual blender, so…I think it’s recyclable, at least? Huh.