Friends in Low Places: Mad Ape Den Karaoke

Actually made my ears bleed more than the original! Also, my eyes teared up a bit. Mostly from the pain. But also from the regret that Humanity has come to this. If ever there was a face for radio, this guy has a voice for silent film.

TLDR:
WHY! GOD! WHYYYY!

Music is my forte, what can I say?

Have y'all never been to karaoke? This doesn't even come close to the worst karaoke rendition of this song I've heard.

You go @MEHcus, I think you just needed another 10-15 people to come in and sing the chorus along with you.

I thought he showed great potential and I also noticed that during the instrumental break @mehcus moved his head like irk does when watching theme songs...hmmmm

I call shenanigans. Sixty is a five letter word.

“Wag It Off”
[a Mad Ape Den version of “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift]

I’m out ‘til the sun is up
Got nil in my cap
So the men all say, mmm mmm
So the men all say, mmm mmm

I go out too oft [ha ha]
But all of my men go
Or so the men all say, mmm mmm
So the men all say, mmm mmm

But I go on my way
No end, I’ll not end my jig
It's as if I got an air
In my cap
To say, "It's to be OK."

For the men who sin are apt to sin, sin, sin, sin, sin
And the men who dis are apt to dis, dis, dis, dis, dis
Boo, I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off
Men who cut to the sad are apt to cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
And the men who con are apt to con, con, con, con, con
Boo, I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off

I’m off for not a hop
I'm a sky arc on my toe
And it the men do not see, mmm mmm
It the men do not see, mmm mmm

I do a jig on my own (I jig on my own)
I do a new hop as I go (new hop as I go)
And it the men do not get, mmm mmm
It the men do not get, mmm mmm

But I go on my way
No end, I’ll not end my jig
It's as if I got an air
In my cap
To say, "It's to be OK."

For the men who sin are apt to sin, sin, sin, sin, sin
And the men who dis are apt to dis, dis, dis, dis, dis
Boo, I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off
Men who cut to the sad are apt to cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
And the men who con are apt to con, con, con, con, con
Boo, I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off

Wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off

Hey, hey, hey
Get it: in the era of you sad due to the men who say bad and do so, so bad on the orb,
You can opt to hop to the rad jig of now.

My ex has got his new gal pal
She is all "Oh, my god!" but I'll but wag.
And to the guy not far of the so hot do
Why are you not by me, boy? We can wag, wag, wag

Yes ohh

For the men who sin are apt to sin, sin, sin, sin, sin
And the men who dis are apt to dis, dis, dis, dis, dis (dis men are apt to dis)
I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off
Men who cut to the sad are apt to cut, cut, cut, cut, cut (mmm)
And the men who con are apt to con, con, con, con, con (and con, and con, and con)
Boo, I'll but wag, wag, wag, wag, wag
I wag it off, I wag it off

Wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off

Wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off

Wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off (you got to),
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off,
I, I, I wag it off, I wag it off