Free invention for all, time! (sneak peek)
4- please bookmark, or whatever kids do these days to keep track of an ongoing saga.
Today I will be giving a sneak peek into of one of many inventions that will revolutionize the world. If successful, I will release further invention ideas.
This is not a forum/space for you to discuss your own (clearly uninspired) invention ideas, sorry. They suck, get over it.
Interested parties, which I’ll assume are in one of three categories, to include:
1 Engineers looking for the next big thing, who lack creative innovation/brainstorming ability to come up with the initial idea, but who can take such an idea and bring it to reality. They may or may not have the connections to a marketing team. See number two below.
2 Marketing gurus looking for that brilliant engineer from party listed in number one to spam with proposals on how such a product will revolutionize the world, and how their marketing genius will turn this/their million dollar product into the next multi billion dollar product/industry using catchy phrases.
3 Average mehtizens wishing to see how this shit show unfolds. Possibly more than average mehtizens who also have incredible ideas that they think could revolutionize the world, lacking the drive to put together a team from parties one and two.
My intention here is not for personal profit, more along the lines of ‘hi guise I haz idea to change world, but lack motivation to do anything with it.’
Disclaimer: this idea comes on the heels of being completely sober for over or just under a week of years of psychadelics. Inquire by pm for ideas pre-sober, which admittedly will be more meh than revolutionary. Those ideas will cost $5 via PayPal, or equivalent in Bitcoin, and can be made exclusive after transaction (assuming the idea wasn’t already sold for $5, obviously - unless I can get the rights purchased back from the prior sales.)
Now on to the idea. I will update this on a daily or weekly basis, based on subscribers and or comments. And now on to my first product. Feel free to discuss at any point, keeping in mind that these are my invention ideas not yours.
Product: Hearing aids.
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@therealjrn
Last time I gave somebody money, pagination was taken away.
@therealjrn
There’s a pm button for that. I think.
@PlacidPenguin @therealjrn
And the meh world mourned.
Thus, I wish this to remain my ideas only, sorry.
@lysdexia @therealjrn
We are discussing this though.
@PlacidPenguin @therealjrn
We’re not discussing it in this thread, yet. Please keep on topic.
I will now be visiting my ENT, so will be away for a while. Feel free to continue discussions and or pms. Thanks everyone!
@lysdexia
And remember, exclusivity is sort of hard to regain so I’d say the first come first serve approach is best in this case.
You’ll be paying $5 for the idea with the quick potential to make an exclusivity contract.
In other words, act fast.
@lysdexia I am an engineer. I am starting this now. However, I am having trouble plotting the nonlinear frequency response of the human ear using a straight-edge.
You don’t, by any chance, have a flexible straight-edge I can use? I can Whisper you my address for you to mail it to me.
@lysdexia
I just remembered that this idea is free.
For lesser ideas/products, the idea will be $5 with exclusivity potential.
@Limewater
While I appreciate your continued innovation, I apologize for the fact that you and I are working on completely different frequencies.
@lysdexia
Good news from the ENT. My swallowing is improving. Had acdf fusion earlier in the year which has gone well, other than losing 20 pounds due to lack of taste as well swallowing issues. Progress.
@lysdexia Congrats! that’s great to hear- remember it takes well over a year for healing to finish up.
@Limewater no flexible straight edge but I do have a slide rule if that would be helpful (snicker).
Reason for posting here, rather than say a Reddit sub or some forum more specific to inventor is that I personally feel that corporate Meh has connections to vendors that would be extremely interested. I also personally feel that the general feel of the community as a whole has a greater sense of intellect.
My goal in essence is to bridge my idea that, in the right hands, can and will one day revolutionize the world we live in.
My product idea could be developed with just one of my associates along with his connection to a very competent patent attorney. However, it would be a distraction to what I’m actually involved in, which is VR/AR technology.
I’m also beginning to realize that I’ll need to post update threads with more information, not being able to update the OP and the post being dropped to Oblivion. Also, Reddit is evil imo.
I’m more than happy to discuss one on one via Facebook (also evil), comments on, pm’s and eventually Email/phone and in person meetings.
In the meantime, I plan to release bits and pieces on a daily basis.
I’d also like to take the time to say that this is not a joke thread, even though I do encourage humourous banter. This is indeed a free idea that with the motivation and contacts would get investors and I’d imagine the largest, fastest deal ever on Shark Tank - although no reputable marketing plan that’s in it for the long game would whore themselves out to television in that way.
I repeat, this is not a joke. You will see updates in future threads. I’m open to discussion initially via email. And while I understand that the premise and the initial product name come off as something that already exists, rest assured this rabbit hole leads somewhere.
Anyone interested, at any time, feel free to pm and we can work some kind of collaboration. But honestly that’s not my intention. Sure, money is never a bad thing but to me this idea means a whole lot more to humanity (if developed, then marketed properly) than anything created in the last 10 years. Although I’ll admit that it took those advances to come to this pivotal point.
Thanks for anyone giving me the chance.
Off topic somewhat. One of my $5 meh ideas is in the works. We have 2 pending offers to purchase the rights, in excess of what I’ve made in the previous 39 years of my life.
I’m a firm believer in the theory that most of what we know is learned in rem state while in the womb, combined with knowledge delivered by recent and past ancestors.
In future updates I will link to videos as well texts arguing this idea. Please stay tuned.
The biggest takeaway is that, while I joke a lot, this in fact is not one of those times.
bpeters, is that you?
@djslack
Sorry, not sure who that is.
@djslack
But, feeling confident, I will say that the initial idea of ‘hearing aids’ led to a breakthrough so great that in fact it may both improve the lives of everyone, not just those with hearing issues but also begin the process of eliminating the drug epidemic as a side effect. Possibilities of destroying big pharma. Potential to end crime as we know it.
The idea is sound, as you’ll see in follow up threads. Serious, anyone reading this that has any interest and the right connections / time I will reply to any pm and try to monitor posts as well.
A whole week clean huh? Do you still drink?
@therealjrn
Drink no. I wouldn’t say clean, but no longer on any psychoactives such as the weekly dose of 40mg pe mushrooms, high grade mj on a daily basis, and b. cappi.
Still on prescription Adderall, Klonopin, as well health related prescriptions for Barrett’s esophagus, blood pressure and tics.
I’m confused. Your first invention is hearing aids? You know they exist, right?
@RiotDemon
It is a tease, and yes I realize the terminology exists.
This is not my invention idea, as you’ll soon find out in future update threads.
Rest assured, the use of the term was intentional to cause confusion. However, there is a point behind it.
@RiotDemon
Also, I wouldn’t exactly say that this is my first invention. It’s not an invention unless it’s built.
Just an idea, that requires the right people involved.
At this time, I don’t have the time. And as I see it as a major advancement, I hope to eventually give it to someone who does.
@lysdexia @RiotDemon Something like this?
Or…
@daveinwarsh the first looks like Deadmau5’s first costume build. And on that second one, are those toilet plungers? Genius!
@daveinwarsh @lysdexia @RiotDemon
I need these!
@djslack speaking of deadmau5 that new video is wacky…
TL;DR
your idea sucks
@capguncowboy
I nearly wrote a mean retort, something along the lines of ‘you’re a towel!’, but then realized how right you were!
My invention does indeed suck. It would suck if it were mine. I concede that.
My idea, on the other hand, priceless.
@capguncowboy
And by priceless, I mean free.
Possible update later in the day, but as I’m celebrating my mother’s birthday that may not be the case. Keep expectations low for now. About the post, not the idea. Which as decried earlier is priceless.
I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about and I have a feeling that you’re in the same boat. Are you sure you’re no longer talking psychadelics?
@capguncowboy
All will be explained in further update threads.
I appreciate your candor as well skepticism.
To answer your question regarding psychadelics though, no. I could leave it at that, so the answer remains a question of whether I was sure, or whether I was off, but instead will be more exact in saying that I have been completely clear of any psychoactives since the Sunday before last.
@capguncowboy
Also, reading your op I see it says my idea sucks and not my invention.
Not sure if I misread that or if it was edited. Either way, I am now just a little bit sad.
@capguncowboy possibly the half life of whatever was taken is several centuries?
@capguncowboy @Kidsandliz
This was at first fun to me, and now lacks that.
I’ll be giving no further updates, and will go back into hibernation for the foreseeable future.
Thanks all who made it fun, and even to those who didn’t. No harm no foul.
@lysdexia
Awww. I was intrigued by this.
@PlacidPenguin
Glad to have made someone’s day just a bit more fun.
@lysdexia sorry if we upset you.
@Kidsandliz
No harm done, and I assume none meant.
Meh is a wonderful community.
I appreciate that. And I may have even asked for it. Likely did, as I’ve previously said that the idea in question was something that already exists.
I exposed myself as someone who has used psychadelics, which critics are right to question.
I just didn’t expect belittling, from this community.
No harm done though.
@lysdexia
One last thing.
While I believe my idea to be of great worth to humanity, I concede that it will become reality without my help. I believe in collective reasoning, even in this divided state and time we’re in.
It will not take a burnout the likes of me to push us forward, I believe this with all my heart.
Hearing aids were just the catalyst to something much bigger, and with or without me the future looks bright.
Sending love to all.
@lysdexia Sometimes joking/bantering comes across as mean even if it wasn’t intended that way. That happens more frequently with the written word due to the lack of body language clues. That being said there is an “in crowd” person here who, when posts include me, can be pretty nasty to me and I doubt that person is kidding. One way to look at it though is that kind of behavior says a lot about that person rather than you (well unless most people hate you then taking a look at yourself makes sense
). Likely they are pretty unhappy too. Sometimes folks like that get under my skin but mostly I feel sorry for them.
@Kidsandliz
Great way to look at it, and trust me and not to brag but I’ve seen it online since I started.
Fact is, prior to this year, not a day has gone by since early 1991 that I have not been online on a daily basis. I remember those early years as a time where someone suffering in Ireland, for just one example, could reach out and open up the eyes of a small town American to their plight.
I miss those days of enlightenment, mostly ignored by major media outlets. These days I stick to conversations with 1 sometimes 2 people, compared to the thousands of the time. I feel like we’ve lost that, that the internet lacks enthusiasm and innovative ideas. We have so much greater numbers of people online now, but are we really using it for the right purposes?
And I totally get what you’re saying. I just reject it. It stifles ideas and only creates anger which… well, I won’t steal Yoda’s words but you know what I mean.
It wasn’t all that long ago that we embraced individuality without attacking one another.
If it takes me not being a part to that, and my ideas going unheard, I’m honestly ok with that. I couldn’t care less about what we now see as the internet. I’m not looking for fame, you can be the judge of that while looking at my post history.
And while I’ve met some very interesting and highly intelligent people on this very forum, it does noone any good to get in a back and forth based on what I’ve done in the past especially when it was I who claimed it.
Also I hope that you know I’m not referring to you. Or anyone in specific, although there may be an obvious target for such. I brought this idea to a place that I felt was enlightened, and feel my character had been attacked as with so many other platforms these days.
I’m just not going to be a party to it and hope you as well as others understand.
@lysdexia
Some years ago I was up late - like 2am - and I got a frantic email from Cambodia (12 hour difference) asking if I knew what the “booming” was he heard. AP news didn’t know. BBC had just posted about it as I refreshed the page - coup attempt (ultimately failed). The folks trying to take over the government had turned off the radio and TV but didn’t know enough to turn off the internet (next attempt a couple of years later that was turned off too). It was so freaking weird to be emailing back and forth to Cambodia telling my Cambodian friend what the UK said was going on not 5 miles from his house.
@Kidsandliz
I miss those feels, and admit they do still exist and their importance.
Thanks for sharing.
It is one of the more surreal things, connecting much of the world to one another. You, and a lot of others seem to get it.
I like the weird and unusual, especially in threads.
@mfladd, @Kidsandliz, @PlacidPenguin, @f00l
Assuming I get a chance, I will post an update thread tomorrow. If not, Monday.
As always, keep expectations low and you stand a high chance of not being disappointed.
I intend to write two separate but related product ideas. They are one in the same, however one will be possible just by technology we have today. The other, the technology exists (I think) but would require much more support from scientific researchers and likely but not positively FDA approval.
Stay tuned.