@durkzilla@MrMikenIkes I just wished my mother-in-law new how to use the internet and buy legitimate leftovers. We told her not to buy anything over the internet anymore since she kept buying from Facebook ads. Once the item arrived it was defective or occasionally never received at all. Seldom the stuff bought actually was correct. Since she has no patience to reach out with banks to open disputes she finally just coughed it up to lesson learned.
Otherwise I might have hinted I wanted this. I damn near want to buy it just to see how well it actually works. This just reminds me of another great in investors eyes “As Seen On TV” gimmick!
@jsh139 as much as I loved that movie… Why the fuck would the inventor give him scissor hands to begin with? Spoon hands would have been a much safer option.
@jsh139@RiotDemon, because his name was Edward Scissor-hands, I would assume, but you know what the saying is about ‘assuming’!! They saying is ‘Never Assume Anything’!! So, disregard this senseless comment! My Bad!
@UncleVinny
Idk Let’s try this you buy and send it to me with $14 and I can send you a photo a few weeks later to prove I still have it? Win Win I think!
@shahnm@smigit2002@warpedrotors @whomeyesu
I would be in for a couple if it included a fleshlight.
Gotta get that warming sensation without the chemical lube burn ya know.
@shahnm
Hey don’t talk about Irk’s copulation and STI!
He just made a video on it don’t you listen to IRK?
We don the care if you Jirk your IRk but that Gonnorhea not so good,
@decoratedwarvet@shahnm
Clearly no.
STI is the preferred terminology look it up!
Jirk is a rhyme/pun on Irk for more “lyrical assassinness”
Scroll below.
@shahnm@sippinndippin, I did check it out & found that STI is the politically correct term now used!! The new term only fuckin confuses young people, so most medical professionals believe that STD is [they continue to use] still the proper term to use!! JSYK, Before retiring because of damn worsening disabilities & my age, I was a Biomedical Engineer, but not into pissing contests, so we we can just agree to disagree. BTW, maybe you should take your own advice & look it up!! I did humbly take your advice because I can admit when I fuck up. My ego doesn’t get in the way of my intelligence & eagerness to learn, but that’s just me!! BTW, Your excuse for Jerk is a joke, but I’ll relent on that cause I just fuckin assumed you couldn’t spell!! No, reply is neccessary since I won’t read it anyway, but if you wanna waste your time have at it!! I did in replying to you!! FYI, the reason I presumed you couldn’t spell was Also because you misspelled the STD, gonorrhea [you spelled it ‘gonnorhea’], Son!!
@thismyusername This might be one of those items for which the price really doesn’t matter. It’s way overpriced at any price. Though I guess the novelty gift idea might be a factor for about $3. But the thing actually looks like it’s trying to be useful, which ruins the whole novelty gift angle. It’s just a terrible product…
@shahnm
When does the real listing start tonight? Going freestyle, Getting a bit lazy Meh right after your birthday nothing to display This shit is cray-cray. Perhaps in time your shit might shine and become divine but you decline and stab us like a porcupine what can we expect from a site as useful as America Online?
49 sold, Pardon me. Who and in the fuck is actually buying this? I’ve tried spatchula with tongs before and it just wouldn’t work. Granted $1 spent so not upsetting I expected it. For 3 at $14 maybe. I see meh getting alot support concerns about this in the near future at least 40 of them the other 9 were just to lazy to email.
@Aschdrw Thats 3-4 months away really storing it for that long the silicone will likely just not be the same. Prepare to be grabbed on the ear by the recipient of such elephant gift.
Ok so I actually, like an idiot, bought a similar thing where it was a longass spatula with a tongs. It was utterly useless and a pain to clean. I regifted it to my father in law so he could redesign it as one of his engineering problems for his mechanical engineer students.
@Jamileigh17 Im not sure about your example don’t lie you bought the exact like product. It takes 2 hands to grill correctly. One for spatula and the other tongs. Maybe whiners or sausages make the exception. This has fail written all over it in transparent ink.
I am a cook for a living. Sorry Meh. This hot mess thing is 3 items that not only should be separate, but two together don’t work.
Hot glove + Tongs: Poor grip. You should have tongs long enough that you barely need a hot glove, and if so, it should be in your other hand.
Hot glove+ Spatula: See above. You should have enough handle on your turner.
Tongs+ Turner: I’ve seen the two try to combine and it’s a bad idea. Tongs in your dominant hand, spatula in your off hand if you’re trying to rotate of flip something tricky.
I’ve been shopping on Meh since 2013 and never once felt compelled to post in the comments section… until now.
This is this dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen
@joeymlynch I was like you once. And then Meh asked a poll question about refrigerating batteries. So I commented on it.
.
And I have never shut up since…
.
Save yourself - learn from my mistake!!
I wanted to say this product reminds me of the Panama Papers. It’s just so sad and shows that idiots make more money then They have sense. I wonder if anyone on here knows about the Panama papers well let me tell ya they were some bad shit. Jackie Chan was hiding money from the motherlan’ Peter Pan was subverting Japan.
A few llamas were lost in the Bahamas. It’s all ok now though we are just hiding more money then ever in Delaware.
It all makes perfect sense now. The grand unifying theory of everything has been laid bare. I clearly see how the Panama Papers foretold the emergence of SGST (silicone glove spatula tong) as a powerful force doing the evil work of Flipping Boss (FB). FB, who bringest forth a firery apocalypse; sayeth not his name lest you incur his wrath. You will find him listed in the PP ledgers under Zuckerberg.
The silicone mitt looks useful but they are too thick and springy to be very dexterous when handling hot items like handles of pans, etc. I got rid of mine because of this. I donno, maybe my hands are too small.
I want to see someone try to pick up a hot pan with this thing. That’s what the silicone glove part is for, right? This just looks like an all-around nightmare to use.
@TexterTusher
At least you can survive with this totally useful mitt in hell! Now available in gray for that cloudy day when you’re in hell and it’s not swell. The tragedy that I can see is this is buyer beware but Meh don’t care,
Thank you for 200 button likes I know it’s a bit disappointing as clearly 300 should be the minimum but people on here are Meh as well so I understand.
I won’t be buying these items!! Why? 1st, the last time I grilled was sometime in the fuckin 90’s, 2nd, I have All 3 items already; more than one of each & 3rd [turd], if I wanted these items I would go to da Dollar Tree & buy all 3 for $3.00, plus 7% tax, or for $3.21!! Si, I can add, Pendejo!! BTW & JSYFK, the reason I have not grilled over the Bar-B is my brother always does the grilling! Comprenda, Pendejos?
I, truly hope, for the sake of the company, that these were purchased as part of an unknown shipping container.
If your procurement agent actually bought these, regardless of the price, they need to be fired. This is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever seen offered. And that award used to go to the inflatable raft, bluetooth speaker abomination.
Seems like your fingers go in the half with the spatula and your thumb in the other. That would be an extremely awkward hand position for cooking. Palm up? Trying to flip burgers on a hot grill? Wish i could click ‘meh’ a bunch more times.
Just received mine. Surprisingly sturdy, they’re cloth-lined which was a nice touch. Will make great Christmas gifts for people I don’t especially care about.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$32.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Sep 21 - Monday, Sep 27
/giphy speaking in tongs
This thing looks like it came out of somebody’s Father’s Day nightmare
@MrMikenIkes I just know my mother in law is ordering this for me right now…
@durkzilla @MrMikenIkes I just wished my mother-in-law new how to use the internet and buy legitimate leftovers. We told her not to buy anything over the internet anymore since she kept buying from Facebook ads. Once the item arrived it was defective or occasionally never received at all. Seldom the stuff bought actually was correct. Since she has no patience to reach out with banks to open disputes she finally just coughed it up to lesson learned.
Otherwise I might have hinted I wanted this. I damn near want to buy it just to see how well it actually works. This just reminds me of another great in investors eyes “As Seen On TV” gimmick!
@MrMikenIkes, it did; it came outta my nightmare & I don’t even have any fuckin kids, nor any unfucked ones!!
@durkzilla don’t worry I’m pretty sure mine already ordered it
Reminds me of
/image Edward scissorhands
@jsh139 as much as I loved that movie… Why the fuck would the inventor give him scissor hands to begin with? Spoon hands would have been a much safer option.
@RiotDemon I’m more partial to Edward 40-hands.
@jsh139 @RiotDemon, because his name was Edward Scissor-hands, I would assume, but you know what the saying is about ‘assuming’!! They saying is ‘Never Assume Anything’!! So, disregard this senseless comment! My Bad!
This is a spectacularly stupid product. Sub-meh.
I wouldn’t take it if you gave me $14.
@UncleVinny
Idk Let’s try this you buy and send it to me with $14 and I can send you a photo a few weeks later to prove I still have it? Win Win I think!
I’ll wait for the Alexa-enabled toothbrush-flashlight-shoehorn combo, with bluetooth.
@warpedrotors Pass. No HDMI.
@shahnm @warpedrotors Pass, no battery pack
@shahnm @smigit2002 @warpedrotors pass…non replaceable brush head. “Honey your tooth brush smells like skunk butt or is it the shoe horn?”
@shahnm @smigit2002 @warpedrotors
@whomeyesu
I would be in for a couple if it included a fleshlight.
Gotta get that warming sensation without the chemical lube burn ya know.
@shahnm @smigit2002 @warpedrotors @whomeyesu, just curioua, but how do you know what a Skunk’s Ass smells like??
@decoratedwarvet @shahnm @smigit2002 @warpedrotors @whomeyesu
Sunken Ass Sounds like a punk band. Sunken butt sounds like a fishing lure you changed the meaning!
@decoratedwarvet @shahnm @smigit2002
@warpedrotors @whomeyesu
A sunken skunks ass that is
@shahnm @sippinndippin @smigit2002 @warpedrotors @whomeyesu, I never mentioned a sunken ass, nor did the original post mention a sunken butt!! So, I have Zero idea what you’re post means!!
@decoratedwarvet @shahnm @sippinndippin @smigit2002 @warpedrotors Im here with
I now have a song bouncing around in my head…
“Irk fell in-to a burning ring of fire, and it burned, burned, burned…”
@shahnm
Hey don’t talk about Irk’s copulation and STI!
He just made a video on it don’t you listen to IRK?
We don the care if you Jirk your IRk but that Gonnorhea not so good,
@shahnm @sippinndippin, did you mean ‘STD’ & ‘Jerk’!! Just askin; don’t shoot the messenger!
@decoratedwarvet @shahnm
Clearly no.
STI is the preferred terminology look it up!
Jirk is a rhyme/pun on Irk for more “lyrical assassinness”
Scroll below.
@shahnm @sippinndippin, I did check it out & found that STI is the politically correct term now used!! The new term only fuckin confuses young people, so most medical professionals believe that STD is [they continue to use] still the proper term to use!! JSYK, Before retiring because of damn worsening disabilities & my age, I was a Biomedical Engineer, but not into pissing contests, so we we can just agree to disagree. BTW, maybe you should take your own advice & look it up!! I did humbly take your advice because I can admit when I fuck up. My ego doesn’t get in the way of my intelligence & eagerness to learn, but that’s just me!! BTW, Your excuse for Jerk is a joke, but I’ll relent on that cause I just fuckin assumed you couldn’t spell!! No, reply is neccessary since I won’t read it anyway, but if you wanna waste your time have at it!! I did in replying to you!! FYI, the reason I presumed you couldn’t spell was Also because you misspelled the STD, gonorrhea [you spelled it ‘gonnorhea’], Son!!
is this an april fool’s thing? meh.
@boygenius1991, no it’s an August Fool’s joke!! Who knew??
@boygenius1991 @decoratedwarvet But it might not show up until April Fools 2021 if it is sent PB.
@boygenius1991 @Kidsandliz, You’re right, I didn’t consider that Fact!!
How does one empty their stash of 2400 meh clicks on a single product?
@darkzrobe Easy: just don’t click tonight, and by tomorrow this time, your whole stash will be empty. No need to thank me.
A+ for returning to the crap fest that made me love meh.
C- for pricing it like this is some kind of ‘as seen on tv’ ad
@thismyusername This might be one of those items for which the price really doesn’t matter. It’s way overpriced at any price. Though I guess the novelty gift idea might be a factor for about $3. But the thing actually looks like it’s trying to be useful, which ruins the whole novelty gift angle. It’s just a terrible product…
@shahnm tbh when I thought it was 3 for $14 I would have gone for it just as joke gifts.
@shahnm @thismyusername
I give this product 2 fks but am I using the same scale as Poody-shoe?
Time will tell perhaps this listing is a sha(hn)m?
@sippinndippin do you mean Pootie Shoe? Omg are you another person with a year free on Apple TV + heh
Finally, something that can do the job of 3 different tools but very poorly.
@Dynamik This
@Dynamik spot on, chap, spot on
I would have bought one of these if you had a “Glen” option.
@shahnm
When does the real listing start tonight? Going freestyle, Getting a bit lazy Meh right after your birthday nothing to display This shit is cray-cray. Perhaps in time your shit might shine and become divine but you decline and stab us like a porcupine what can we expect from a site as useful as America Online?
@shahnm
Coke freestyle available at your Neighborhood Wawa or Rhino Poo lane?
One of the stupidest products I’ve ever seen…and not even with a super low price that befits Meh!
While they were so busy trying to cram grilling gadgets into one unusable monstrosity… Why didn’t they add a grill scraper to the back of the glove?
This looks like something Alton Brown would invent to torture idiots.
Holy shit.
Something I would never expect to use, buy or exist.
Thank you for saving me money Meh.
I heart you too.
Remember that commercial “You got your peanut butter in my chocolate.” “No, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter.”?
This is that with tongs.
@ElieC, that was actually tasty.
This… is just buffoonery. And stupefying.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
49 sold, Pardon me. Who and in the fuck is actually buying this? I’ve tried spatchula with tongs before and it just wouldn’t work. Granted $1 spent so not upsetting I expected it. For 3 at $14 maybe. I see meh getting alot support concerns about this in the near future at least 40 of them the other 9 were just to lazy to email.
@whomeyesu work white elephant parties?
@Aschdrw Thats 3-4 months away really storing it for that long the silicone will likely just not be the same. Prepare to be grabbed on the ear by the recipient of such elephant gift.
@whomeyesu, Not eye
said the blind man!!
I’ll wait until I get one in an irk box in a year and a half from now.
Ok so I actually, like an idiot, bought a similar thing where it was a longass spatula with a tongs. It was utterly useless and a pain to clean. I regifted it to my father in law so he could redesign it as one of his engineering problems for his mechanical engineer students.
@Jamileigh17 Im not sure about your example don’t lie you bought the exact like product. It takes 2 hands to grill correctly. One for spatula and the other tongs. Maybe whiners or sausages make the exception. This has fail written all over it in transparent ink.
@whomeyesu https://images.app.goo.gl/dz2zhWv8PJgFYrg17
From what little I can understand about what you’re trying to say, I’m referring to
@Jamileigh17 Indeed
@Jamileigh17 And maybe this is the failed re-design they did that meh is selling now?
I am a cook for a living. Sorry Meh. This hot mess thing is 3 items that not only should be separate, but two together don’t work.
Hot glove + Tongs: Poor grip. You should have tongs long enough that you barely need a hot glove, and if so, it should be in your other hand.
Hot glove+ Spatula: See above. You should have enough handle on your turner.
Tongs+ Turner: I’ve seen the two try to combine and it’s a bad idea. Tongs in your dominant hand, spatula in your off hand if you’re trying to rotate of flip something tricky.
@Chefmongoose I only cook because no one else seems to and even I can tell you this thing is hot garbage.
@Chefmongoose
Maybe it was made for left handers?
What in the hell is this?
@ELUNO Krugers grilling utensil
Edward spatula hands?
@goffstock maybe “Alton spatula hands” would fit better
Was this invented by Homer Simpson?
Whoever created it was too busy thinking about whether they could to consider whether they should.
/giphy Barney Simpsons
@djslack That was my first thought when I saw this -“something Homer would invent”.
I’ve been shopping on Meh since 2013 and never once felt compelled to post in the comments section… until now.
This is this dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen
@joeymlynch
This comment saddens me with all the shit I have seen on here I think you should review.
@joeymlynch I was like you once. And then Meh asked a poll question about refrigerating batteries. So I commented on it.
.
And I have never shut up since…
.
Save yourself - learn from my mistake!!
Looks like one of these grew horns
I’ll leave it to you which one.
I wanted to say this product reminds me of the Panama Papers. It’s just so sad and shows that idiots make more money then They have sense. I wonder if anyone on here knows about the Panama papers well let me tell ya they were some bad shit. Jackie Chan was hiding money from the motherlan’ Peter Pan was subverting Japan.
A few llamas were lost in the Bahamas. It’s all ok now though we are just hiding more money then ever in Delaware.
Nobody else is going to comment that a picture on Amazon looks like a used prophylactic? Forshame Meh!
It all makes perfect sense now. The grand unifying theory of everything has been laid bare. I clearly see how the Panama Papers foretold the emergence of SGST (silicone glove spatula tong) as a powerful force doing the evil work of Flipping Boss (FB). FB, who bringest forth a firery apocalypse; sayeth not his name lest you incur his wrath. You will find him listed in the PP ledgers under Zuckerberg.
@screechowl All hail, Eris!
Oh hell no
I asked @valkyriered what she thought
@Seeds Well, at least the ‘giver’ won’t burn their hands while doing so.
Jaws ate my barbecue tools!
This is the “Man Bear Pig” of kitchen utensils.
W.T.F.
A product QVC and Shark Tank rejected so the inventor self funded?
Makes a great pooper scooper
The silicone mitt looks useful but they are too thick and springy to be very dexterous when handling hot items like handles of pans, etc. I got rid of mine because of this. I donno, maybe my hands are too small.
VOTED MOST USELESS GRILLING TOOL 2016, 2017, AND 2018!!! GET YOURS TODAY!
Why? Just Why? For the love of Baby Jesus WHY!!?
I’m just surprised these aren’t marketed by Quirky.
I want to see someone try to pick up a hot pan with this thing. That’s what the silicone glove part is for, right? This just looks like an all-around nightmare to use.
Oh hell, MEH.
@TexterTusher
At least you can survive with this totally useful mitt in hell! Now available in gray for that cloudy day when you’re in hell and it’s not swell. The tragedy that I can see is this is buyer beware but Meh don’t care,
Thank you for 200 button likes I know it’s a bit disappointing as clearly 300 should be the minimum but people on here are Meh as well so I understand.
I won’t be buying these items!! Why? 1st, the last time I grilled was sometime in the fuckin 90’s, 2nd, I have All 3 items already; more than one of each & 3rd [turd], if I wanted these items I would go to da Dollar Tree & buy all 3 for $3.00, plus 7% tax, or for $3.21!! Si, I can add, Pendejo!! BTW & JSYFK, the reason I have not grilled over the Bar-B is my brother always does the grilling! Comprenda, Pendejos?
What a great way to combine three very useful items into one completely useless abomination
I, truly hope, for the sake of the company, that these were purchased as part of an unknown shipping container.
If your procurement agent actually bought these, regardless of the price, they need to be fired. This is perhaps the dumbest thing I have ever seen offered. And that award used to go to the inflatable raft, bluetooth speaker abomination.
Seems like your fingers go in the half with the spatula and your thumb in the other. That would be an extremely awkward hand position for cooking. Palm up? Trying to flip burgers on a hot grill? Wish i could click ‘meh’ a bunch more times.
These are ridiculous
@JawjaBill so in for 3?
I was just saying getting close to 300 sold and I don’t have 300 likes on my totally amazing replies Meh is a fuckbeast!
@sippinndippin maybe you should post things that aren’t completely fucking annoying.
/youtube smell the glove
It would have been useful if you could take them apart…
Are they filled with cocaine?
I actually thought about buying one until I read the comments lol.
…also it’s only good to 450, I grill my steaks at least 700.
Just received mine. Surprisingly sturdy, they’re cloth-lined which was a nice touch. Will make great Christmas gifts for people I don’t especially care about.