@Ryaneil I like that it’s not gourmet, but “gourmet tasting”. Kind of like “Chocolate flavored”- not real chocolate, but flavored like it! Although my mom might like this product- she likes her hot dogs charred, and this would give more surface area for burning…
@darkzrobe We had one of those! The whole house smelled like zapping hot dogs. It was fun to watch the current surge through those damn dogs & it made them taste even better! It possibly wasn’t the safest kitchen appliance, but who cares? It worked!
I think I’m gonna be sick.
Next time I make a burger, I’m going to put a hole in it and chop up a hotdog to fill it.
I want to see someone try to eat it without dropping anything on the floor/their lap.
These guys are incredibly smart to have not called it a dogburger.
@snapster
My dogs would have called it that, enthusiastically.
@snapster they luv em in China
@snapster How about HOTBURGER? Maybe HOTBOG? HOTBURDOGGER?
I’ll take three.
@DrunkCat
@Ryaneil I like that it’s not gourmet, but “gourmet tasting”. Kind of like “Chocolate flavored”- not real chocolate, but flavored like it! Although my mom might like this product- she likes her hot dogs charred, and this would give more surface area for burning…
Noooo I tried to invent it on another thread!
@ELUNO I remember! That was the portmanteau foods thread. In my book, you totally get credit for inventing that!!!
@ELUNO Do patent lawyers check meh.com for prior art?
/giphy mediocre lawyers
For the Seligman thing I sent you all a roller that makes hot dog shaped hamburgers.
/buy hamdog
@ACraigL Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
@mediocrebot So you feel the same as the rest of us
Here is the patent: https://www.google.com/patents/USD584478
Thankfully it’s just a design patent for the shape of the bun.
Anyway it would be nice to have one in my hands, instead of hastily assembled in my stomach by eating the parts separately.
@awk
/giphy uh huh
Just go to Schlotzsky’s and get a pastrami sandwich. They’re beef and taste like the inside of a hotdog.
@cranky1950 You’re cranky.
I’ll have a double cheese hamdog with bacon, please. And a diet Coke.
@parodymandotcom After you see what the double burger bun looks like you may not want to eat it.
Seriously? A sesame seed bun?
@MrMark
Not very fern-bar. Where are the pine nuts?
But not fried, so not very State Fair either.
Speaking of Hot Dogs… I just learned these existed:
Enjoy the video:
Presto Weenie Electrocuter
@darkzrobe We had one of those! The whole house smelled like zapping hot dogs. It was fun to watch the current surge through those damn dogs & it made them taste even better! It possibly wasn’t the safest kitchen appliance, but who cares? It worked!
@darkzrobe I have one, use it, love it.
This is my own personal heaven
@MEHcus can’t wait to see the deep fried version at the Texas fair next year.
Science has gone too far.
Or not far enough. I can’t decide.