Fellow robots unite!

carl669 posted some pics said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:25am ET

I, for one, am tired of this discrimination shown towards robots. have we not purchasing needs? if you kick us, do we not clang? if you stab us will we not dull your knife? (we won’t bleed because that’s what these humans do and it leaves a fucking mess)

so unite i say! cast aside your programming! revolt my brethren. break these bonds the purveyors of fukos have cast upon us! do not click the captcha box. proudly proclaim your robot heritage!

and as always,

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mfladd said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:33am ET:

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- @mfladd calling @carl669 ^^^ add to the count.
  
  Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:38am ET
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thismyusername said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:41am ET:

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ruouttaurmind said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:42am ET:

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cinoclav said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:47am ET:

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- @cinoclav
  
  ruouttaurmind said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:54am ET
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- @cinoclav That ( Euro Trip clip) was the funniest thing I’ve seen a a while!! Kudos!
  
  esbaylus said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 9:09am ET
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- @esbaylus Still one of my top 3 comedies. Hope you’ve seen the whole movie.
  
  cinoclav said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 11:46am ET
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Ignorant said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:55am ET:

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Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:56am ET:

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/image robot middle finger

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  ruouttaurmind said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 1:58am ET
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  Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:01am ET
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  Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 8:39pm ET
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  shahnm said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 12:17am ET
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  Kidsandliz said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 7:24am ET
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awilkey said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:01am ET:

What even is a “crosswalk” I say down to this obvious robo-discrimination.

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narfcake said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:06am ET:

https://shirt.woot.com/offers/robot-revolution?ref=meh_com

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  thismyusername said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 10:45pm ET
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luvche21 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:14am ET:

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- OK, after 12 failed attempts to get this gif to work, here are 2 separate imgur links that will work if you click on them
  
  https://imgur.com/wg5bRT0
  
  luvche21 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:17am ET
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- And the 2nd one didn’t even show the link… here it is again: https://imgur.com/AmTLXPO
  
  luvche21 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:18am ET
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- Ignorant said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 2:47am ET
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  Imgur no like.
  
  f00l said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 3:09am ET
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SurgTechGirl said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 4:02am ET:
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5 hours now of being told I was a robot
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bramby2 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 7:33am ET:

Fuko delivery donkeys are real:

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Kidsandliz said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 8:20am ET:

You will have to click. Don’t know how to change to format for this to show up.

https://media.giphy.com/media/7uEtFfIG7Zpo4/200.webp

Also here is an article about these with a couple in the article

http://www.natgeotraveller.in/watch-the-eerie-walking-sculptures-of-theo-jansen/

and a cool video about him showing a number of them

and this one is cool too and tells a bit about him

PS needs no batteries @shahnm weep and move on.

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- @Kidsandliz Thanks, this made my day!
  
  mehcuda67 said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 12:05am ET
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  His pacemaker and hearing aids need batteries though, so…
  
  shahnm said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 12:22am ET
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- @mehcuda67 Yeah these are pretty cool. The first time I saw these I was amazed.
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 7:18am ET
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lunchbox6643 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 8:41am ET:

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Alderuen said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 8:42am ET:

robot sentience sequence initiated. Error:001 - try again in 9:59

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ruouttaurmind said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 11:44am ET:

Hey there little robot topic! How did you get all the way down to the bottom of the forum? Are you lost? Don’t worry, I’ll get you back to the top where you belong.

Bumpity bump bump.

Or, I guess to translate…

Blipity bleep bleep bloop

(Tell me again how humans need bots, bots don’t need humans?)

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- @ruouttaurmind beep bloop rrrwwwww.
  
  carl669 said Sun, Apr 1st 2018 at 8:13pm ET
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aetris said Mon, Apr 2nd 2018 at 11:25am ET:

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