@Knightp I asked AI to tell me the plot synopsis of these books. This was the best it came up with:
Turd of Darkness:
A girl called Eris finds a portal to a dark and twisted world. She is
transported to the planet, and finds herself in a town called Turd.
She befriends a girl called Craps, who takes her to meet a strange
wizard called Magic. Craps’s father, the Crapsman, hears of this and
arrests them all. He takes them to the Crapsman Cave, where he intends
to eat them. The Crapsman is actually a terrifying monster, not a
human being. Craps is terrified and shits her pants. It has startling
consequences for everyone involved.
A bunch of metizens are having trouble separating lit(erature) from film… though some of these are both, many are not.
Of course, that being said, most of these are really funny but a few are pure crap. Well done!
@chienfou I suspect most of us know the difference, but this is meh, a place that also stretches the definitions of shopping, bargains, and even commerce.
Lit has been used as slang for over a century, but it used to be slang for “drunk.” Now, “lit” has taken on a new slang meaning describing something that is “exciting or excellent.”
The legal weeds to burn involve a flame thrower here. None of the fun stuff yet. I’m not sure if I’d try it or not if it was… But I strongly dislike the legal bullshit around it.
Everyone Poops
Normally I’m not into this sort of crappy Poll. but these are all so amusing as choices that I can’t choose
I guess I just have to choose all of them
War and Piss
Turd of Darkness
Catch #2
@Knightp I asked AI to tell me the plot synopsis of these books. This was the best it came up with:
Turd of Darkness:
@Knightp That AI has issues
Pride and Poopiness
Steamin’ King’s Graveyard Shit
Great Flatulations
Wuthering Shites
Jurassic shart
A Tale of Two Shitties
@squishybrain damn it! Did not read the whole thing. Lol
Fifty Shades of Poop
…with corn and peanuts
Hairy Pooper
The House at Poo(h) Corner
Saving Ryan’s Privat
Raging Bullshit
The Longest Dung
Pulp Excretion
IP Manure
Backside to the Future
Bedpan’s Labyrinth
Being Malkovich’s John
The Simpsons Movement
Great Excrementations
Beverly Hills Plop
Muck Tales
Winnie the Poop
The Crappening
The Outhouse and the End of the Street
Fart Silent, Fart Deep
The Pro-Poopers
Blade Runs
The Room Where Shit Happens
The Fart of the Deal
Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid
The Scarlet Wetter
The DaVinci Commode
The Defecator (I’ll be back…)
Toilet Story
revised
A tale of two kitties.
You know what they are doing
@squishybrain handily beat me too it on shitties… I was thinking of cleaning litter boxes
Major Leak
The Long Piss Goodnight
The Perfect Formed
shIT
The Shitman’s Bodyguard
National Lampoon’s Evacuation
Ben Hur - ry Up In There
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
BEDPAN!!!
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Pampers
The Great Shatsby
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Wipe Christmas
On The Watercloset
Drop Zone
The Fault in Our Stools
American History Xcrement
Port-a-John Wick
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Ass
Splash!
The Deuce
Flushed Away (which actually is about what it sounds like)
Top Dung
The Dookies of Hazzard
The Plunger Games Trilogy
The Fart of Darkness
Waste to Witch Mountain
Nobody’s Stool
Midnight Cowpie
Dingleberry Finn
Star trek III: the search for potty
Revenge of the Burritos
This Massive Coil
by Emily Suvada
The Hateful Ate
Star Turds
Casablopa
Some favorites from Kevin Smith:
Stallrats
Zack & Miri Make a Mess
Shat on a Hot Tin Roof
A Tale of Two Shitties
Les Pisserables
Harry Potty and the Prisoner of Asskaban
Military-themed movies:
Thirty Seconds Over Toilet Hole
The Green Bidets
Urinal The Army Now
The Old Man and the Shit
“He was an old man who pooped alone in a pooduck skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four hours now without taking a crap.”
The shart heard around the world
Gone with the Wipe
Mobius shit
You know. That great whale you just can’t quite get out of your system?
Fecal Hayworth and the Shitshow Evacuation
Guinness book of world records
For the first time in my life, I have to agree with the proclamation that “puns are the lowest form of humor”
@DrWorm sometimes getting down in the shit is just so satisfying though. Feed on the eyerolls. Feel the power. Let it flow through you.
@DrWorm, aww, just because these ones are shitty doesn’t mean they all are.
The Ain’t-Droppin-One Strain
@Foobarski The Big Poobarski
The World According to Crap
One Poo Over the Caca’s Nest
Shitefall, by Isaac Assimov
Diarrhetics, by L. Ron Hubturd
Cornyholeanus - one of Shakespeare’s lesser-known works.
Milne’s Turd of Turd Hall
Fart Wars
Honey I shrunk the shit
The Malodorian
@macromeh You should be getting more love for this one. Here’s another star:
@macromeh @shahnm Ditto.
Spaceballs
Turd of the Flies
A bunch of metizens are having trouble separating lit(erature) from film… though some of these are both, many are not.
Of course, that being said, most of these are really funny but a few are pure crap. Well done!
@chienfou That’s a shitty thing to say…
@chienfou I suspect most of us know the difference, but this is meh, a place that also stretches the definitions of shopping, bargains, and even commerce.
@chienfou @ThunderChicken I just misread it and went for media of whatever sort…
@chienfou while technically the ask was about literature… I’m pretty sure what we all “heard” was make shitty puns out of titles. Maybe…
I mean once your brain gets started on the shit pun train you can’t just not say it cause technicalities
The Lord of the Dungs trilogy
-Fellowship of the Dung
-The Poo Towers
-Return of the Crapping
Great Evacuations.
(Shartles Shitkens)
Well, if this thread is going to allow movies and TV into the mix as “lit” - then I must add:
classic comedy Turd Rock from the Sun
@rockblossom I mean if you want to be pendantic…
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/lit-meaning-origin
Lit has been used as slang for over a century, but it used to be slang for “drunk.” Now, “lit” has taken on a new slang meaning describing something that is “exciting or excellent.”
I might be a little lit
@rockblossom @unksol
If you’re gonna be pedantic, it is de rigueur that you at least spell it correctly.
Unless you had lit a fat one antecedently.
@mike808 @rockblossom I think it’s funnier to spell it wrong in this instance.
The legal weeds to burn involve a flame thrower here. None of the fun stuff yet. I’m not sure if I’d try it or not if it was… But I strongly dislike the legal bullshit around it.
@rockblossom @unksol
How about some Christmas cheer from over here?
The shIT Crowd
The Fast and the Furious present: (corn)Cobs & Shart
GoldFlush
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Lavatory
Dook Gently’s Whole Grain Detective Agency.
The Tao of Poop
Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Scat in a Hat
@mike808 Makes me think of that beloved insult, “Go shit in your hat.”
Apoopalypse Now
By Doody Giuliani:
Leadershit
Feces at Ground Zero
What Will You Pee