@Felton10 I don’t have a problem with providing for my kids. I have a problem with the state wasting resources on tracking and notifying me of nothing.
@Felton10 Of course I already know that I’ve paid my CS on time when I make the payment. No offense was taken.
It’s the misandrogenous Divorce/Family Courts Industrial Complex way of micromanaging fathers and a back seat driver asking “are we there yet?” every 30 seconds. It also increases the burden on fathers paying CS to fund the bureaucracy imposing ever-increasing amounts to fund itself. None of which actually helps kids of divorced parents.
Just arrived today. Does my son know what I’d like or what?
My wife almost killed me thinking I ordered something like this for myself. Al least we will have something else appropriately weird to keep Ashley the arsonist company.
@mike808 I know someone who mounted an old mechanical thermostat on the wall as a decoy when his in-laws were scheduled to visit, and hid the regular one inside a ventilated box that looked like a decorative wall thing. They had a long history of fiddling with things that they ought not, and that particular AC unit had some issues that made it inadvisable to set the temp below a certain point.
Another negative paternity test.
Walter is such a good boy. He is serving as Goat, taking care of his mom and still managed to deliver your present EARLY!
Isn’t it next Sunday?
Or did I sleep through it again?
@ACraigL this coming Sunday. Apparently Walter is early
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 Yeah I had a mild panic attack before I checked.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 You do know that the early bird catches the worm? You really set me up to respond that way.
@ACraigL I blame daylight saving time.
Or Walter.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @Walterbird do you even eat worms? I’ve been led to believe you’re much better fed than that.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @unksol Worms yuck. Why would I eat them? My parents raised me better than that.
@ACraigL The early bird gets to start the thread.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @Walterbird then what exactly are you doing with your worms you’re so early for
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @unksol I never said I ate them-just caught them. I let them go.
Very nice!
The gift that keeps on giving.
15 years of monthly nothingburger child support statements from the state with no arrearages.
@mike808 Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say “the gift that keeps on taking.”
@Felton10 I don’t have a problem with providing for my kids. I have a problem with the state wasting resources on tracking and notifying me of nothing.
@mike808 Oh-so it just wastes paper and say basically nothing. Thought it told you that or something you already knew. My bad.
@Felton10 Of course I already know that I’ve paid my CS on time when I make the payment. No offense was taken.
It’s the misandrogenous Divorce/Family Courts Industrial Complex way of micromanaging fathers and a back seat driver asking “are we there yet?” every 30 seconds. It also increases the burden on fathers paying CS to fund the bureaucracy imposing ever-increasing amounts to fund itself. None of which actually helps kids of divorced parents.
I got my Dad a power washer. Gave it to him early. Loves it.
Calling your dad a Mother Fucker.
Just arrived today. Does my son know what I’d like or what?
My wife almost killed me thinking I ordered something like this for myself. Al least we will have something else appropriately weird to keep Ashley the arsonist company.
@Felton10
now if you cancel your VMP (and get them to revert back from the dead goat) you will have 2 piles of shit in your life!
Got mybdad a GC to Penzy’s and a picture/piece of art he will like.
Hoping I’ll at least get a text from the kids I gave my genes to… (don’t really need much else)
@chienfou When one of your children sends you poop that says it all or maybe its because I sent him those 2 pack of fart cushions from meh.
No one got any gifts for father’s day? Got another African Grey tee shirt from my daughter.
Got a phone call from each of the progeny.
Came to work and got wished “Happy Father’s Day” by a couple of the nurses/staff.
Life is good.
We made dinner for my boyfriends dad, I called mine.
I so enjoy it when the children give me gift cards to Chili’s.
@mike808 I know someone who mounted an old mechanical thermostat on the wall as a decoy when his in-laws were scheduled to visit, and hid the regular one inside a ventilated box that looked like a decorative wall thing. They had a long history of fiddling with things that they ought not, and that particular AC unit had some issues that made it inadvisable to set the temp below a certain point.
I got the elusive @humper a case of random small batch mead.