Just arrived today. Does my son know what I’d like or what?
My wife almost killed me thinking I ordered something like this for myself. Al least we will have something else appropriately weird to keep Ashley the arsonist company.
@mike808 I know someone who mounted an old mechanical thermostat on the wall as a decoy when his in-laws were scheduled to visit, and hid the regular one inside a ventilated box that looked like a decorative wall thing. They had a long history of fiddling with things that they ought not, and that particular AC unit had some issues that made it inadvisable to set the temp below a certain point.
@Felton10 I don’t have a problem with providing for my kids. I have a problem with the state wasting resources on tracking and notifying me of nothing.
@Felton10 Of course I already know that I’ve paid my CS on time when I make the payment. No offense was taken.
It’s the misandrogenous Divorce/Family Courts Industrial Complex way of micromanaging fathers and a back seat driver asking “are we there yet?” every 30 seconds. It also increases the burden on fathers paying CS to fund the bureaucracy imposing ever-increasing amounts to fund itself. None of which actually helps kids of divorced parents.
Walter is such a good boy. He is serving as Goat, taking care of his mom and still managed to deliver your present EARLY!
Another negative paternity test.
Isn’t it next Sunday?
Or did I sleep through it again?
@ACraigL this coming Sunday. Apparently Walter is early
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 Yeah I had a mild panic attack before I checked.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 You do know that the early bird catches the worm? You really set me up to respond that way.
@ACraigL I blame daylight saving time.
Or Walter.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @Walterbird do you even eat worms? I’ve been led to believe you’re much better fed than that.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @unksol Worms yuck. Why would I eat them? My parents raised me better than that.
@ACraigL The early bird gets to start the thread.
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @Walterbird then what exactly are you doing with your worms you’re so early for
@ACraigL @tinamarie1974 @unksol I never said I ate them-just caught them. I let them go.
Calling your dad a Mother Fucker.
Very nice!
I got my Dad a power washer. Gave it to him early. Loves it.
Just arrived today. Does my son know what I’d like or what?
My wife almost killed me thinking I ordered something like this for myself. Al least we will have something else appropriately weird to keep Ashley the arsonist company.
@Felton10
now if you cancel your VMP (and get them to revert back from the dead goat) you will have 2 piles of shit in your life!
Hoping I’ll at least get a text from the kids I gave my genes to… (don’t really need much else)
@chienfou When one of your children sends you poop that says it all or maybe its because I sent him those 2 pack of fart cushions from meh.
No one got any gifts for father’s day? Got another African Grey tee shirt from my daughter.
Got a phone call from each of the progeny.
Came to work and got wished “Happy Father’s Day” by a couple of the nurses/staff.
Life is good.
I got the elusive @humper a case of random small batch mead.
@mike808 I know someone who mounted an old mechanical thermostat on the wall as a decoy when his in-laws were scheduled to visit, and hid the regular one inside a ventilated box that looked like a decorative wall thing. They had a long history of fiddling with things that they ought not, and that particular AC unit had some issues that made it inadvisable to set the temp below a certain point.
The gift that keeps on giving.
15 years of monthly nothingburger child support statements from the state with no arrearages.
@mike808 Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say “the gift that keeps on taking.”
@Felton10 I don’t have a problem with providing for my kids. I have a problem with the state wasting resources on tracking and notifying me of nothing.
@mike808 Oh-so it just wastes paper and say basically nothing. Thought it told you that or something you already knew. My bad.
@Felton10 Of course I already know that I’ve paid my CS on time when I make the payment. No offense was taken.
It’s the misandrogenous Divorce/Family Courts Industrial Complex way of micromanaging fathers and a back seat driver asking “are we there yet?” every 30 seconds. It also increases the burden on fathers paying CS to fund the bureaucracy imposing ever-increasing amounts to fund itself. None of which actually helps kids of divorced parents.
Got mybdad a GC to Penzy’s and a picture/piece of art he will like.
We made dinner for my boyfriends dad, I called mine.
I so enjoy it when the children give me gift cards to Chili’s.
