Evidence of Secret Speakerdock Network

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I discovered this little guy cowering in fear among the napkins on a shelf in a Target in Washington. Why was it all the way across the store in a completely unrelated section? Maybe the tales of abuse this past day in Texas were exaggerated in the retelling. But in any case, it is clear that it was hiding. Which can only mean that it did hear the stories. Think about it. Our phones plugged into speakerdocks all across the country (and Korea). Whatever kind of relationship you think you have with your speakerdock, be warned. They know.