This is the kind of desperate shit that I expect to be for sale when I come here. I can buy stuff I actually want anywhere. That’s what makes meh special.
@sammydog01 I just remembered that seven pounds of candy corn is arriving on my doorstep tomorrow. I no longer feel guilty about Meh’s inventory problems.
Umm… maybe this should be sold like the “Built” random neoprene case deal…
the more you buy, the more you save… plus if you buy 3, you pay less than for 2!!!
BBF’s suggested pricing for the End-of-Summer deal: $20 for 1, $30 for 2, $25 for 3.
But then again, even at the above suggested pricing, I still wouldn’t buy any… nevermind…
Did anyone else look at this and chuckle. Click to the next image and chuckle some more, and then again and the loudest at how it comes with FIVE sunglasses?
Umm maybe whomever is named SANDY might like the bag in this bundle – other people (when they see this bag) will think they bought a cheap bag from China, where it’s factories workers making the bag failed to spell their name Sandy correctly when printing SAND on the bag.
This must have been an interesting meeting.
Snapster: Alright, we have all these items that no one is buying. What do we do.
…
…
Employee soon to be fired:. We bundle them and sell them all as one.
Snapster: Fuck it, I’m getting to old for this. I should of quit after I sold woot.
Really? This is crap. What happened to the good stuff? We have had weeks of CRAP. It would be important to put something of some merit on the site once in awhile.
OMG you seriously almost got me. It’s that hat I can’t take. I have 6 of them already from subscription boxes over the years and never wear hats. I just can’t find a place for one more!
my wife really liked the aviator sunglasses when the 10-for-10 bundle of crappy sunglasses got here. she wants another chance. and a hat. and those shitty tattoos to bother her friends with.
At one point in time, the Dollar Tree had those as seen on tv tattoos. I bought one for shits and giggles. That’s the only thing I’d be mildly interested from this deal… If it was a dollar.
@moonhat no, I’m bummed. I wanted that! Even for the tote alone it seemed worth it, very cute. I don’t get a new card in the mail for 7-10 days though, sadness.
/giphy sadness
Know what? I did it. I can always use a nice canvas bag for my crochet projects, and I’ll even use the hat and sunglasses. I don’t know about the tattoos. Maybe I have a friend with a tween who can plaster then all over her little clique of One Direction afficionados or something.
@2many2no My sister lives in the middle of nowhere, but she will finally get it delivered tomorrow. I’ll report back on the (probably fairly mild) hilarity that ensues.
Mine was supposed to be delivered yesterday. Don’t have it yet. Can’t track it either. It was a purchase for one of my grandkids. Update needed, please.
Just got my bundle. The hat is great! I would totally buy the hat for $15. Which means the rest is free, in my book. The tattoos will be a big hit for various kids I know. I had already ordered the 10 for $10 sunglasses bundle, so 5 more pairs of sunglasses were literally the last thing I needed. But that’s what tag sales are for! The bag is really nice, especially the $89 price tag which I will be sorely tempted to leave on if I give it away. I do object to the tag saying it is “skillfully” handcrafted, though. Surely, the skillfulness, or lack thereof, of the handcrafting should be evident on the bag. If it isn’t, asserting that it is won’t help. Though to be fair, it looks pretty skillfull.
i agree with @alisoncase, the hat was what i wanted, it will be perfect for my cruise. the bag is way nicer than i expected. gifting the tatts to some kids is a great idea. the sunglasses i’ll use or give away in situations where i am likely to lose or break sunglasses.
all in all, i feel i came out ahead on this purchase. wish i had the foresight to get 2 and gift the second oen to my mom on the cruise.
@sammydog01 thanks! that might be the boat i’m going on! well done, at the very least it is a princess. that’s right i’m totally going on the love boat! i just know i’m bound to loss or put down my floppy hat and sunglasses, so this meh was perfect.
I received mine and loved the tote bag. I gave my five year old niece the hat and sunglasses for dress up. She is having a blast with them. Well worth the money!!!
Specs
Tattoos:
Sunglasses:
Bags
Hats
What’s in the Box?
5x Tattoos
5x Sunglasses
1x Beach Bag
1x Floppy hat
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 11 - Tuesday, Nov 15
In for 3.
@Ignorant Three angry clicks of the meh button?
@huja yes, 3 of anything other than this bundle.
This is the kind of desperate shit that I expect to be for sale when I come here. I can buy stuff I actually want anywhere. That’s what makes meh special.
@lichme lol
@lichme
/giphy ditto
no.
Sorry, I’m not that desperate.
Worst bundle ever.
/giphy w. t. f.
@stinks this gif describes almost every meh visit I’ve had lately
This is not an “item.” This is a plea for help. Are you Okay, meh?
@huja
/giphy Annie are you okay?
Now THIS is the meh I know and love.
/giphy love meh
I can’t imagine anyone would buy this.
@ConAndLibrarian
/giphy weirdos
/giphy no no no no no no
@awk
/giphy yes yes yes yes yes yes
I’ll give you $2 for the tattoos
I’m torn. What if this is a trick and this is really fukubukuro
@jml326 then it’s $10 too expensive
@jml326 My first thought, too!
Woot’s lawyers called. They believe this infringes upon their “Bag of Crap” trademark.
/giphy all up on it
Are the glasses exactly what you see in the listing? Or different ones in every pack?
@Nicoletti Does it really matter that much?
@Nicoletti They’re probably the same terrible sunglasses they keep selling that everyone hates.
@Pantheist @Nicoletti I wonder how many of them they still have left. Perhaps 1.2 million?
/image floppy hat animated gif
That’s no floppy hat, @medz.
@haydesigner
/image floppy hat gif
/image Cubs floppy hat day
, @medz
Now that’s a floppy hat
I’m in!
/giphy overblown-mysterious-farm
@wishlish
/giphy Found One!
@therealjrn
Would that be THE one? The one P.T. Barnum told us about?
@ruouttaurmind Yes, the one that didn’t notice the “This Way to the Egress” sign fast enough.
Wow Meh, you’ve reached a new low!
A good gift if you want to tell someone “here’s a box of stuff for you to throw away”
Blasphemers!
How dare you tart up The Duke! Downright in-American.
@ruouttaurmind Nice!!!
@ruouttaurmind Um… In-American?
@DavidChurchRN Arthritic fingers, bad eyesight and posting from my phone… prolly not the best plan when cracking wise in the forum, huh?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
UN-American.
@ruouttaurmind lol
I can smell the fucking desperation across the goddamned interwebs. That’s actually kind of amazing. Well played, meh, well played.
/giphy smell of desperation
@joelmw
That’s not desperation…
–Obi Wan Kenobi
Man, have you guys ran out of stuff to sell? Lol
Jane Wayne
Just how many of those sunglasses do you have? Did you stumble across a warehouse full of nothing but sunglasses, floor to ceiling?
@jandrese And they paid top dollar for the whole lot. Maybe even two dollars.
I hate to see a grown meh cry. But meh.
You fuckers are starting to piss me off. I come here ready for you to take my money - but NOOOOOO, you’re selling shit today.
This is why I love you. You continually play with my emotions . . . Drag me back in, push me away . . . drag me back in, push me away.
Fuckers.
That feeling when they’re trying to sell you something for $15 that you wouldn’t take for free.
Isn’t this the reason that trash cans exist?
Vmp membership on life support.
So in other words, a summer Fukobukuro?
Is it just me, or have things been extra meh-y around here lately?
Kind of disappointed some sort of @jasontoon CD compilation wasn’t included, you know like one of those Time Life collections…
I would have bought this if it included “The Fogger” Mist Machine that MorningSave stopped selling. Please sell that again.
Limited-comfortable-love. What is meh trying to tell me?
I already bought the sunglasses and threw them out. I already bought the hat and gave it to Goodwill. So do I need a tote bag and tattoos? Maybe?
@sammydog01 I just remembered that seven pounds of candy corn is arriving on my doorstep tomorrow. I no longer feel guilty about Meh’s inventory problems.
I ain’t biting unless you post a pic of every single tattoo.
/youtube relax frankie
Umm… maybe this should be sold like the “Built” random neoprene case deal…
the more you buy, the more you save… plus if you buy 3, you pay less than for 2!!!
BBF’s suggested pricing for the End-of-Summer deal: $20 for 1, $30 for 2, $25 for 3.
But then again, even at the above suggested pricing, I still wouldn’t buy any… nevermind…
Edit: Can’t get the prices right.
@bbf I think I still have at least 4 dozens of the Built neoprene. SMH.
For the same $15, Unstable Unicorns is looking like a mighty fine investment compared to this …
/8ball Do I back them now?
My reply is no
Did anyone else look at this and chuckle. Click to the next image and chuckle some more, and then again and the loudest at how it comes with FIVE sunglasses?
@sudynim Would have been funnier if it came with 5 and a half pairs of sunglasses.
To be honest the tattoos are the only thing I want. Can I justify $15 on them? I would have definitely paid $5 for them, probably $10.
@HELLOALICE but do they count as sunscreen?
@HELLOALICE Yeah, disagree with the writeup, the tattoos are definitely the best part of this.
@alphapeaches If they do and you go out in the sun, you’ll have a reminder of the outline of the tattoo when you take it off.
@alphapeaches Only if you plan to get sunburned and then have a reverse tattoo.
What is wrong with you people?
@Ignorant I am very worried about Iowa.
/giphy crazy Iowa
God this is stupid. In for one cuz I need a floppy hat
In for one. If the hat alone is cool it is worth it. Plus can I ever have enough cloth bags!?
@connorbush exactly.
I just want you all to know that there’s no way I saw this coming.
I am so sorry you had to see this.
I’m sorry you were witness to the groveling.
I’m extra sorry that it’s all my fault.
/giphy Blame Me
Oh, and since no one has said it yet…
“BATH!”
@2many2no Good job, GoaT!
/giphy worst bundle ever
Not even if you paid me.
@mamawoot TWSS alright.
A little late don’t you think, Meh? What, are parents suddenly going to take a last minute trip to the beach while the kiddies are in school?
??? HOLY $#!%, I think they’re on to something.
Kids, get ready for school, you’re mother and I have things to do.
But, Dad, it’s Friday night.
Don’t argue with me, now go! to! school!
Show me the tags that say so, meh, and I might believe you.
Umm maybe whomever is named SANDY might like the bag in this bundle – other people (when they see this bag) will think they bought a cheap bag from China, where it’s factories workers making the bag failed to spell their name Sandy correctly when printing SAND on the bag.
@Skotyman @connorbush @anyoneElseWhoJustWantsTheHat https://morningsave.com/deals/online-exclusive-wide-brim-floppy-hats-2-pack-
I see. This was all to trick me to browse morningsave to look for the hats, and in the process buy some fighting robots.
(For the robots, not this crap)
/image expert-harmonious-bridge
/giphy expert-harmonious-bridge
@Pantheist I love both of these images.
This must have been an interesting meeting.
Snapster: Alright, we have all these items that no one is buying. What do we do.
…
…
Employee soon to be fired:. We bundle them and sell them all as one.
Snapster: Fuck it, I’m getting to old for this. I should of quit after I sold woot.
Do these come in men’s sizes?
Really? This is crap. What happened to the good stuff? We have had weeks of CRAP. It would be important to put something of some merit on the site once in awhile.
@not2bforgotten
/giphy not crap!
Ok, this montage of previously sold stuff crafted into a summer bundle requires someone at meh to don the Crap Hat of Shame.
@mfladd I don’t know who that would be…
Oh, wait, yes I do.
/giphy crap hat goat
Huh? We have to pay to please meh???
OMG you seriously almost got me. It’s that hat I can’t take. I have 6 of them already from subscription boxes over the years and never wear hats. I just can’t find a place for one more!
/giphy prominent-caring-faucet
my wife really liked the aviator sunglasses when the 10-for-10 bundle of crappy sunglasses got here. she wants another chance. and a hat. and those shitty tattoos to bother her friends with.
At one point in time, the Dollar Tree had those as seen on tv tattoos. I bought one for shits and giggles. That’s the only thing I’d be mildly interested from this deal… If it was a dollar.
It’s sort of funny…
I already have the tan Floppy Hat… guaranteed other colors received or no deal. Lol
Bought these tattoos on morningsave.com back in March. Six boxes for $9 (with 10% discount). Eight year olds loved them
@porvad How many year olds didn’t like them?
@therealjrn
/giphy dad jokes
Hello… total cuteness and good deal. I’m in!
/buy
@moonhat The card was declined.
@mediocrebot oh my how embarrassing… I forgot I had to cancel that card yesterday because I lost it… I swear!!! No bundle for me
@moonhat I think it was a sign to NOT buy this.
(Thank the scapegoat.)
@moonhat @narfcake You’re welcome.
@moonhat no, I’m bummed. I wanted that! Even for the tote alone it seemed worth it, very cute. I don’t get a new card in the mail for 7-10 days though, sadness.
/giphy sadness
@moonhat
@moonhat you can buy a similar tote at walmart for $5-$11
@moonhat Don’t forget to update your new card on meh before your VMP expires.
@2many2no thanks for the reminder!!
@moonhat ¡De nada!
I wouldn’t want it to be my fault.
Know what? I did it. I can always use a nice canvas bag for my crochet projects, and I’ll even use the hat and sunglasses. I don’t know about the tattoos. Maybe I have a friend with a tween who can plaster then all over her little clique of One Direction afficionados or something.
@TrishaKiefer yes the tattoos were the only thing I prob wouldn’t have gotten use out of.
$15 bucks to have this show up at my sister’s totally anonymously? Oh, 100% worth it.
/giphy blotchy-gargantuan-wax
OK, that would be cool.
…reconsidering.
@jakeline That is brilliant!
@snapster Here’s your new marketing executive.
@2many2no My sister lives in the middle of nowhere, but she will finally get it delivered tomorrow. I’ll report back on the (probably fairly mild) hilarity that ensues.
/giphy mild hilarity
Sixteen hours in and this has nearly generated $10K worth of sales. Unbelievable.
Please don’t tell anyone that I get ads like this. Can I pay you for that?
I love the idea of sending these anonymous buys to family. Lol
Floppy Hat Fuko’s coming soon to a meh near you.
628 sold.
/giphy inconceivable
@sammydog01 You keep using that…
Oh, never mind.
I got five pairs of the same generic unisex sunglasses
It’s a nice sun hat at least!
Mine was supposed to be delivered yesterday. Don’t have it yet. Can’t track it either. It was a purchase for one of my grandkids. Update needed, please.
@Dislimpet Tracking shows it’s out for delivery today! Should be there soon.
Just got my bundle. The hat is great! I would totally buy the hat for $15. Which means the rest is free, in my book. The tattoos will be a big hit for various kids I know. I had already ordered the 10 for $10 sunglasses bundle, so 5 more pairs of sunglasses were literally the last thing I needed. But that’s what tag sales are for! The bag is really nice, especially the $89 price tag which I will be sorely tempted to leave on if I give it away. I do object to the tag saying it is “skillfully” handcrafted, though. Surely, the skillfulness, or lack thereof, of the handcrafting should be evident on the bag. If it isn’t, asserting that it is won’t help. Though to be fair, it looks pretty skillfull.
i agree with @alisoncase, the hat was what i wanted, it will be perfect for my cruise. the bag is way nicer than i expected. gifting the tatts to some kids is a great idea. the sunglasses i’ll use or give away in situations where i am likely to lose or break sunglasses.
all in all, i feel i came out ahead on this purchase. wish i had the foresight to get 2 and gift the second oen to my mom on the cruise.
@vampje Ooh, have fun on your cruise!
/giphy cruise ship
@sammydog01 thanks! that might be the boat i’m going on! well done, at the very least it is a princess. that’s right i’m totally going on the love boat! i just know i’m bound to loss or put down my floppy hat and sunglasses, so this meh was perfect.
I received mine and loved the tote bag. I gave my five year old niece the hat and sunglasses for dress up. She is having a blast with them. Well worth the money!!!