Easter Bunny Goat (April 2018 nominations)
7Although we should could let our current two-time goat @KittySprinkles get a two month sentence term, it’s not going to happen. Sorry, @mfladd.
Diversion thread: https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-easter-surprise
The bad good news is that it’s time to nominate a new goat. One that will keep going, and going, and going …
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First nomination:
Hi, @mike808! You’re chosen because this way we can blame both you AND @kittysprinkles at the same time!
@narfcake @mike808
He can clearly do the maths.
But can he do the math?
Real reason for @mike808 - commenting about running out of goats last month.
@mike808 @narfcake
Now now. There are so many reasons.
But if the people want him to wait , for a longer month perhaps … Ok.
@narfcake I like how the plush bunny in the first one quickly covers his stuff(ing) in the sauna.
@PocketBrain That bunny had no problem going and going and going …
@Kidsandliz deserves to be nominated always
@ELUNO
She already was goat in September 2017.
She hasn’t changed her username, so there are no valid grounds for her to be regoated.
@PlacidPenguin She has enough grounds to be regoated.
@ELUNO @PlacidPenguin
/image coffee grounds?
@ELUNO if we are regoating perjhaps you shoild goat again
@CaptAmehrican Noooooooooo. I’m too young for that!
@ELUNO If you are young think how many times we can re-goat you before you die of old age. This would be fun. If, actually, you are old we better get started right now!
The refrigerated battery dude. Hey @shahnm that would be you.
@Kidsandliz But I’m more of an ass than a goat…
@Kidsandliz @shahnm
That goat seems to have a fine ass.
@f00l @Kidsandliz If that goat doesn’t stop riding my ass, there’s gonna be trouble…
@Kidsandliz April has 30 days. May has 31.
@f00l @Kidsandliz @shahnm
And @shahnm for the insta-win in …
3 … 2 … 1 …
@shahnm
@mike808
narfcake said 5 minutes ago
@narfcake Implying we should save his sorry alleged non-goat ass for May?
@Kidsandliz It nets an extra day of blaming.
@Kidsandliz My vote has been cast because it has been decreed by the gods.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/happy-national-nougat-day#5ab89de4f2a7f6085ca57eb2
@narfcake That’s right. Let’s goat @Kidsandliz so we can save Shahnmy for next month!
@f00l @Kidsandliz @shahnm
/youtube hugh laurie the buck stops at my ass
Trapped in broadcast mode. Sigh. I thought we had had this discussion before that anything in broadcast had reduced readership in part because you can’t tell at a glance if there are new messages in there… the goat thread needs more, not less, with respect to readership (and thus votes). Is meh trying to kill the goat idea? First they drop the goat trophies, now they are killing the thread in broadcast mode…
@Kidsandliz I blame you for this!
@Kidsandliz they updated the broadcast a while ago. It now greys out.
@RiotDemon Good to know. Thanks.
@Kidsandliz @RiotDemon
After @shawn made the commit to not put community topics in the broadcast jail as it’s just mean, he reworked broadcasts within 100 minutes.
@Kidsandliz @PlacidPenguin @RiotDemon
I vote @mfladd cuz he got @kittysprinkles regoated which was BS. Also cuz he calls them fucking jimmies.
@RiotDemon It was a loophole in the system. It’s what I do! (don’t evah change your username)
@mfladd
@RiotDemon
@mfladd
I think you forgot to tag @Seeds .
@PlacidPenguin ?
@Seeds
About changing usernames .
@PlacidPenguin Oh, you can do that? I thought you were talking about something with the gif.
@PlacidPenguin I’m confused. Was Seeds someone else in a prior life? Were you?
@mfladd
Well how prior are we talking?
@PlacidPenguin Any prior amount of time.
@mfladd
@Seeds got caught on a pant heist.
@PlacidPenguin No shit? Hmmmm…interesting. Should have just went with Cannabis.
@mfladd @PlacidPenguin I have absolutely no clue what the 2 of you are talking about. Care to translate that conversation into ordinary person English?
@Kidsandliz I think @mfladd @PlacidPenguin incorrectly think I’m some sort of shape shifting criminal.
/image that blue lady from xmen
@Kidsandliz @PlacidPenguin @Seeds
@Seeds But @PlacidPenguin never answered the question whether the penguin has shifted in the past.
@mfladd is right. Very suspicious, @PlacidPenguin.
@mfladd @Seeds
The name which I had during my time as scapenguin/space penguin is the same name as the one I currently have.
@mfladd @PlacidPenguin @Seeds And that does not answer if you had a different name at any point in time…
/image sneaky evasion
@Kidsandliz I can vouch that @PlacidPenguin is still @PlacidPenguin.
/image scape penguin
/image space penguin
@narfcake
If that second image were a plush or a poster…
@PlacidPenguin
/image space penguin plushie
/image space penguin poster
@mfladd @PlacidPenguin @Seeds
Is it about time for the ex-pant-heister to publish his memoirs on that fine art?
@narfcake I only just now read the diversion thread. Does anyone know if @Trillian been goated yet?
@Kidsandliz Yes she has.
@Kidsandliz @narfcake
July 2017.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/calendar-of-the-scapegoat
@narfcake @PlacidPenguin Thanks.
Perhaps @fool should be our April @fool
@CaptAmehrican
You mean @f00l? She was already a haiku goat.
@CaptAmehrican @f00l @PlacidPenguin Yes and I think wrote enough haikus to add up to as many words as she would otherwise have been used
@CaptAmehrican
Fools gold
Fools’ Goat
Wait wait I forgot we owe @pooltoywolf a goat. Inflated goat.
/giphy pool toy bunny
@CaptAmehrican SUCH A FLUFFY BUTT!
@CaptAmehrican @RiotDemon I can’t escape forever!
Also just got some new art, so people who haven’t seen me yet know what I look like. :B
@CaptAmehrican @RiotDemon Picture broke, let me try again