Fart.
/image condom-jar
@medz “Lipstick on a pig” A roomful of dicks is still a room full of dicks.
@chienfou typically, decorative fish bowls or jars filled with condoms are found in female living spaces. These spaces are generally absent of dicks, but this item is present to minimize the damage of dickishness when dicks come about.
@medz Apparently I have been out of the dating scene for far too long…
@chienfou same. My knowledge on the matter dates back to college days.
@chienfou @medz Dates? That’s a thing you put inna fruicake, innit?
Cropdusting.
@ZeroCharisma
@yakkoTDI @ZeroCharisma TIL…
Big pieces of artwork. My prized possession- big, signed, Dali lithograpgh.
Put me in the room! LOL. Guaranteed to start shit shows or your money back
Equip the room with Genuine Room Personality (GRP) software from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
@SpyreFox Not to be confused with Siri.
@SpyreFox “Glad to be of service.”.
But no talkie toasters.
Ask Nancy Pelosi to leave.
@phendrick That doesn’t just help the room, it improves the whole House!
I’ll be here all week.
Put up some cat pictures!
@lonocat How about cat plushies?
@narfcake cats know the difference and would quickly dispatch any plushies!
@lonocat @narfcake “Add a little personality”… how about a real cat?
how about a real cat?
@Kyeh @lonocat
Take a dump on the bed.
@tweezak Amber, is that you?
@TheCO2 “It was the dog!”
Mirrored ceiling and a sword rack.
/image Danny DeVito
A bigger 4k TV.
A Tesla coil. Or a couple of @Koolhandjoe creations.
@mehcuda67 Flattery will get you everywhere
Family photos
@katbyter Does the intake officer still charge for copies?
@katbyter of someone else’s family /image stalker-wall
A chalk outline on the floor with a stain in the middle.
@rockblossom
self oil painting of self nude hanging over the fireplace
I walk into it.
@lisaviolet Did you at least remember to check for traps first?
@werehatrack Traps?
@lisaviolet D&D reference.
@lisaviolet @werehatrack Roll for initiative. Use your Charisma bonus.
Paint.
And because there are so many things that can be done so dramatically wrong if you try really hard…
@jitc
Lava Lite. .
am I going crazy or is book case two words here
Also definitely album/game/movie posters
Digital Picture frame (or TV) playing a slideshow of Nudes. (note: I would NEVER do this)
@earlyre FTFY: … a slideshow of noods /image pasta drop
@earlyre @mike808 They’re so curvaceous!
@earlyre @Kyeh Tryin’ to get saucy with me?
@earlyre @mike808 Wanna canoodle in the cannelloni?
@earlyre @Kyeh Lookin’ to get your manicotti stuffed?
@earlyre @mike808 Wouldn’t you prefer
@earlyre @mike808 You could send these noods:
@earlyre @mike808 Of course we know that@yakkoTDI prefers pasta puttanesca.
@earlyre @Kyeh @YakkoTDI Along with some bowtie-me-up pasta.
@Kyeh @mike808 You 2 crazy kids are OFF your noodles!
@earlyre @Kyeh @mike808
Of course we know that@yakkoTDI prefers pasta puttanesca.
I have a strong desire to never find out where @yakkoTDI has been puttan his pasta.
Fart.
/image condom-jar
@medz
“Lipstick on a pig”
A roomful of dicks is still a room full of dicks.
@chienfou typically, decorative fish bowls or jars filled with condoms are found in female living spaces. These spaces are generally absent of dicks, but this item is present to minimize the damage of dickishness when dicks come about.
@medz
Apparently I have been out of the dating scene for far too long…
@chienfou same. My knowledge on the matter dates back to college days.
@chienfou @medz Dates? That’s a thing you put inna fruicake, innit?
Cropdusting.
@ZeroCharisma
@yakkoTDI @ZeroCharisma
TIL…
Big pieces of artwork.
My prized possession- big, signed, Dali lithograpgh.
Put me in the room! LOL. Guaranteed to start shit shows or your money back
Equip the room with Genuine Room Personality (GRP) software from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
@SpyreFox Not to be confused with Siri.
@SpyreFox “Glad to be of service.”.
But no talkie toasters.
Ask Nancy Pelosi to leave.
@phendrick That doesn’t just help the room, it improves the whole House!
I’ll be here all week.
Put up some cat pictures!
@lonocat How about cat plushies?
@narfcake cats know the difference and would quickly dispatch any plushies!
@lonocat @narfcake
“Add a little personality”… how about a real cat?
@Kyeh @lonocat
Take a dump on the bed.
@tweezak Amber, is that you?
@TheCO2 “It was the dog!”
Mirrored ceiling and a sword rack.
/image Danny DeVito
A bigger 4k TV.
A Tesla coil.
Or a couple of @Koolhandjoe creations.
@mehcuda67 Flattery will get you everywhere
Family photos
@katbyter Does the intake officer still charge for copies?
@katbyter of someone else’s family
/image stalker-wall
A chalk outline on the floor with a stain in the middle.
@rockblossom
self oil painting of self nude hanging over the fireplace
I walk into it.
@lisaviolet Did you at least remember to check for traps first?
@werehatrack Traps?
@lisaviolet D&D reference.
@lisaviolet @werehatrack Roll for initiative. Use your Charisma bonus.
Paint.
And because there are so many things that can be done so dramatically wrong if you try really hard…
@jitc
Lava Lite.
.
am I going crazy or is book case two words here
Also definitely album/game/movie posters
Digital Picture frame (or TV) playing a slideshow of Nudes.
(note: I would NEVER do this)
@earlyre FTFY: … a slideshow of noods
/image pasta drop
@earlyre @mike808
They’re so curvaceous!
@earlyre @Kyeh Tryin’ to get saucy with me?
@earlyre @mike808
Wanna canoodle in the cannelloni?
@earlyre @Kyeh
Lookin’ to get your manicotti stuffed?
@earlyre @mike808 Wouldn’t you prefer
@earlyre @mike808
You could send these noods:
@earlyre @mike808 Of course we know that@yakkoTDI prefers pasta puttanesca.
@earlyre @Kyeh @YakkoTDI
Along with some bowtie-me-up pasta.
@Kyeh @mike808
You 2 crazy kids are OFF your noodles!
@earlyre @Kyeh @mike808
I have a strong desire to never find out where @yakkoTDI has been puttan his pasta.