@shiranissosexy Yeah, I’ve been considering it for months, so $100 off made me finally go for it. Considering that many people will use this for something like 200 hours a year, the price starts sounding a little less insane if it’s genuinely better than a cheap hairdryer.
I’ve watched my wife go through countless hair dryers over the past 12+ years. I got her this Dyson for Christmas she is still raving about it. Nothing has ever dried her hair the way this thing does apparently. Also, as a man who occasionally steals his wife’s hair dryer to act as a low temp heat gun, not a single one of her older ones has ever been built as premium as the Dyson.
Top it off with them being made in the USA and the price, IMO, doesn’t seem so bad.
@jestermx6 Thanks for the review! I’ve heard it’s really good at the drying part, but I’m maybe even more excited about the fact that the weight is in the handle and it doesn’t have an evil hair-sucking fan in the back.
@arielleslie No problem. Also she has said many times that it dries her hair much faster than all the other ones she’s had. I never thought a man could get away with buying his wife a hair dryer for Christmas in 2018, but here we are. What a time to be alive!
@Alazilla What’s better about them? I know Dyson has a desk fan and floor fan that kind of look similar, but I’ve never bothered to understand why they would be better. From what I understand, they just move the blades into the body of the device and it still functions identically. Is it the same for these, or is there a functional difference that makes them preferable?
Oh, you know what. LOL. When you said, “my salon” I assumed you were the owner of said salon. Now that I’m thinking about it, you’re saying that like I’d say “my barber uses straight razors.” I’m an idiot.
I’m gonna leave my question to you anyway, because you still made the comment.
No evil fan on back that sucks in long hair and rips it out of your head.
Weight of the motor is in the handle, reducing wrist discomfort (also makes the hairdryer generally more manuverable).
Most hairdryers basically use the same heating element as a toaster with up to three options: off, creepy guy breathing on your neck, burn your hair. The Dyson has a thermometer in the head and adjusts the heat controls based on the actual temperature that air is coming out.
It’s quieter, which is pretty nice with something that you put a couple inches from your ears.
Well, looks like at least 10 people thought it was a good buy. I want pics of their manes before and after they get the Dyson hairdryer. Let’s see how gorgeous it makes you look!
@whoneeds8 Yeah. What kind of a moron would spend money on improving the experience of something that they do every single day when they could be smart and spend that same money on a remote control drone?
@arielleslie This was nearly my response to just about everyone that was shocked when I told them how much I spent on an automatic litter box. “Who’d spend $160 on a litter box?” Yeah, I would, because now I touch it once every 3 weeks and my house doesn’t smell like shit. What else would I spend it on, something that doesn’t make my life easier and more enjoyable?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Dyson Supersonic hair dryer
1x Smoothing nozzle
1x Styling concentrator
1x Diffuser
1x Storage hanger
1x Non-slip heat mat
Price Comparison
$399 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Dyson
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
This deal blows
Woohoo! A $300 hairdryer for my bald ass head. Gotta have it!
@jcdunn It also works for the hair… down there…
@curtise I already bought the mehrkin, though
Finally, a product that caters directly to the wealthiest among us.
I dry my hair with air that floats at room temperature. It’s free.
I’ve actually been thinking about buying one of these for months!
/giphy tainted-agonizing-circle
Wow uh no meh no way — Dyson is a hot item here but no way
Can’t be for reals
Dyson - leaving us in price-conscious disbelief since 1991.
I meant “sticker shock,” but I had a brain fart.
Jokes aside, some women go CRAZY (crazy ex included) for this dryer. Really only makes sense to buy this if you were already considering it, though.
@shiranissosexy If you have ever gotten your long hair sucked into the back end of a blow dryer you understand. Still that’s a lot of cash.
@shiranissosexy Yeah, I’ve been considering it for months, so $100 off made me finally go for it. Considering that many people will use this for something like 200 hours a year, the price starts sounding a little less insane if it’s genuinely better than a cheap hairdryer.
What is this some kind of weird genital torture device? I could do it much cheaper
@uninflammable Oh shit. What’s the aperture on this baby? I don’t want it too loose, you know?
Three.
Hundred.
Dollars.
For a freaking HAIRDRYER?
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
K. Bye.
I prefer my dryers subsonic
I’ve been wanting this, but it needs to be a couple of centuries lower still.
Haha, good one, Meh.
Wow. A $300 hair dryer. Now I feel a lot less stupid for buying a $300 drone.
@SSteve Why the hell aren’t they selling a $300 drone/hairdryer combo?
I’ve watched my wife go through countless hair dryers over the past 12+ years. I got her this Dyson for Christmas she is still raving about it. Nothing has ever dried her hair the way this thing does apparently. Also, as a man who occasionally steals his wife’s hair dryer to act as a low temp heat gun, not a single one of her older ones has ever been built as premium as the Dyson.
Top it off with them being made in the USA and the price, IMO, doesn’t seem so bad.
@jestermx6 Thanks for the review! I’ve heard it’s really good at the drying part, but I’m maybe even more excited about the fact that the weight is in the handle and it doesn’t have an evil hair-sucking fan in the back.
@arielleslie No problem. Also she has said many times that it dries her hair much faster than all the other ones she’s had. I never thought a man could get away with buying his wife a hair dryer for Christmas in 2018, but here we are. What a time to be alive!
Also, could definitely serve as some sort of ray gun for role play purposes
I thought this product was an April Fools Joke. Joke’s on me.
Happy day…fools. Humans are weird.
@jdnew18 As God is my witness, I thought a $300 hair dryer had to be an April Fool’s joke.
April: confirmed. Fools: confirmed. Day: confirmed.
I haven’t been able to justify the purchase of this for home use, but my salon has these and they’re magical.
@Alazilla What’s better about them? I know Dyson has a desk fan and floor fan that kind of look similar, but I’ve never bothered to understand why they would be better. From what I understand, they just move the blades into the body of the device and it still functions identically. Is it the same for these, or is there a functional difference that makes them preferable?
Oh, you know what. LOL. When you said, “my salon” I assumed you were the owner of said salon. Now that I’m thinking about it, you’re saying that like I’d say “my barber uses straight razors.” I’m an idiot.
I’m gonna leave my question to you anyway, because you still made the comment.
@Alazilla @MagnaVis
@MagnaVis
Basically, all of the above. My favorite aspects have to be the temperature and how relatively quiet it is.
If I had the money laying around for this thing I’d have bought the drone
Well, looks like at least 10 people thought it was a good buy. I want pics of their manes before and after they get the Dyson hairdryer. Let’s see how gorgeous it makes you look!
I can’t believe there are people dumb enough to pay that price for a freaking hair dryer.
@whoneeds8 Yeah. What kind of a moron would spend money on improving the experience of something that they do every single day when they could be smart and spend that same money on a remote control drone?
@arielleslie This was nearly my response to just about everyone that was shocked when I told them how much I spent on an automatic litter box. “Who’d spend $160 on a litter box?” Yeah, I would, because now I touch it once every 3 weeks and my house doesn’t smell like shit. What else would I spend it on, something that doesn’t make my life easier and more enjoyable?
Who the hell pays $300 or $400 for a goddamn handheld hair dryer?!
@xterraguy I do. Who the hell gives a shit?
@arielleslie @xterraguy
@xterraguy i mean I SERIOUSLY considered it. We should not judge each others luxuries, just saying
Wonder if they have any left that will show up on morningsave.