VD 2026 IRK Reveal

Photos or it didn’t happen I suppose

Looks like @ironcheftoni beat me again on the reveal. First the meh exchange reveal and now the VD reveal. Apologies to @ironcheftoni for creating a second thread.

But how can anyone be upset with someone who receives wonderful chocolates and has a cat named Ladybird? Especially for no reason.

Here is my repost on the right page.

LAX charging station

Woman’s slippers size large. Where were you when I just send out my meh exchange? This size fit perfectly for my giftee. Oh yes, I did find out she doesn’t wear slippers. Never mind.

Blisslights. Puts spacy lights on your wall. Minus the stars.

StoryPhones for kids. Price tag of $99.99 still attached. Uses additional add-ons to tell more stories.

Black and pink IRK bag.

Thank you meh.

Tada! It’s here! It’s here!
As promised from FedEx, Andrew carefully delivered the box

First thing, the box had to go thru TRJ customs for approval.

And then unpacking.

Final loot talley

• One punk rock IRK bag.
• One Latoua Mille multipurpose face & neck mask duo (used).
• One box Pro Fit MAXIM condoms, size large (unused).
• Two 2500 mAh Ultra Thin Power Cards.
• One pair 2XL maroon coloured Thermajane leggings. ( I’ll save these for those special times when I want to feel pretty under my pants).

CC, Snickers, and TRJ Thank You Meh!

I got a box of condoms. I’ve been monogamous for decades. I don’t have the social skills for multiple partners. I will see if my adult lesbian daughter knows someone that could use them.

A Thermajane crew neck base layer fleece set size small.
A size small pink shirt by International Report. I’m a retired American. I don’t have small friends. To the donate pile.

An Irk bag.

A one size fits most robe. On me, it fits like a shirt. My wife can wear it as a robe. She is a wee bit shorter than me.

Here it is again without so much feline help from Cassiopeia. She is named after the star, because the white splotch on her back was star shaped when she was a kitten.

I got mine!

Box had one corner blown out, some creature from the warehouse (Irk? Glen? A lingering KHJ doll?) may have stowed away and escaped in the FedEx distribution center. I wish it well.

And in the box I had:

• One black Peta approved vegan purse by La Terre, not large enough to hold any vegans I know
• One Lightning cable, we still have a device or two that uses these
• One Wise Owl Towel, good to always bring
• One Multi-Player Retro Game Console, also multilingual because I can pick Chinese or English every time. Actually plays pretty well and includes most of the hits of my childhood so far.
• One K-pop themed BLACKPINK IRK bag
• Actual Cash! A collectible, limited edition 2020 one cent piece!
• Not pictured: Texas Air

Thanks, Meh!

Okay serious dud folks. If I live somewhere else maybe it wouldn’t be. But it doesn’t fit either way.

Kenneth Cole medium purplish coat that really looks more like it would fit a child Than a Woman but who am I to say.

A set of thermals.

A dash cam

One of those funky light things

And of course a bag. And of note my local Sprouts is has a box for you to donate reusable bags. Or if you need one take one. I thought that was really cool so I’m probably going to go through some of my irk bags and take a handful of them over there.

You see the side note is I ran my air conditioning 2 Days in january. It was that hot.

Got my IRK today. Not too bad.

Here’s the description

*2-pack of Yummy Joggers, women’s size S – I’ll give these to a friend or donate them
*Tights/pants, women’s size 2XL – donate
Battery-powered string of mini lights – keep
*10000mAh power bank – keep (charges via microUSB )
*20-piece flatware set – donate (already bought a set here months ago)
*Another IRK bag! That will replace one of the bags that got a tear, a hole, or had a handle tear off.

Unfortunately the box wasn’t big enough to use to send out my Meh exchange stuff. I’ll have to unload one of the big boxes I have and make a pile on the floor.

Oh happy IRK day! My haul:

• Size lg Kenneth Cole puffer coat. A touch on the teeny side but a grl has goals.
• Mens lg thermals. Maybe a fit. Again, a grl has goals.
• Photo share digital picture frame. Will go nicely on my desk to remind me of all the people I love but don’t see because I’m working too much.
• Black and pink meh bag for the collection.
  All items inspected and approved by management*
  *From afar
  YAY IRK day!

Digital picture frame - nice!
Snow brush - useful if we ever get any more snow here again.
Wise Owl camping towel - might be handy if I renew my rec center membership, as I’ve been meaning to.
BlackPink Irk bag.
The same small pink shirt everyone’s been getting.
4 12-pack boxes of condoms.

Boy! There’s a whole lot of condoms up in the forum lately! Luckily, old reliable Instructables has our backsides!
Ten Unusual Uses for a Condom That Can Save Your Life

CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!! You get that? Here’s just a sample picture from the article of a condom canteen:

So bless you Meh, for caring so much about us!

Pretty sure I got the swingers edition IRK. Pineapple shirt, condoms, light bulbs and a “welcome home” card making kit. You know, every good swinging couple has their pineapples out. Condoms…gotta play it safe. LIght bulbs, must ensure the house is well lit for full enjoyment of the swinging experience and a welcome home card making kit to make sure all your guests feel welcome. Too bad we aren’t swingers. I’m truly disappointed.

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3rd one in a row that has been not worth it to me. Like, this shit was okay when I refreshed the forums to get to the IRK sale before it sold out, for $5.

Without getting any wins, the game becomes dumb to play. At least this one has two pairs of shorts that can be used. Oh well. You would think I would have learned by now.
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*Returned snake oil magic light wand doesn’t have a charger. Returned busted dash cam joins the other, identical, returned busted dash cam from previous IRK. The shoulder massager thing was a sweatshop person attaching a cat-toy vibrator onto a blood pressure cuff and rebranding.

The IRK bag is cool; and there is candy on sale.

No photo today -
but I got a really nice bed lounge pillow
a size small pink shirt
a Wise Owl microfiber towel
a purple irk bag
and 2 boxes of condoms (considering I am due in about 2 weeks with my baby, I feel like these came a little late… or maybe Meh is telling me I should be done having babies LOL)

My feelings about this IRK??

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I rec’d a Size M Shirt w/ tiny pineapples; 1 12-pk of Maxim Condominiums ; HBN Outdoor Countdown Timer; Cobblestone Hand Warmer / Power Bank; and a Black / Pink IRK Bag. Also: 7 Bags of Texas Air!! 1 was deflated; just like my hopes for a Great IRK were as soon as I lifted the box!!

A suggestion for all these boxes of condoms - leave them in the restrooms at the rowdiest bars in town. Or if you’re near a college campus, some restrooms there.

Welp, I guess meh wanted me to party for my birthday.
They sent me seven interchangeable curling irons that look like various dildos along with 24 Maxim condoms and a really nice speaker set in case I wanted to listen to music while I had fun?

I shared a pic of what I got to my adult children and now I think they’re scarred for life

No Texas air, No Irk bag:

One box condoms (large fit size, thank you [Meh knows me so well]), One International Report shirt (Pineapple pattern, they’re right side up, not upside down . . . ), One Kenneth Cole coat for the Mrs. - $225 tag on it, so she’s delighted in her continued delusions of consumerism / capitalism.

I forgot to take pics of two items, from my IRK, before giving them to one of my favorite CNA’s In my IRK, I got two 12 packs of Maxim pro fit condoms, large. I did consider keeping them for experimentation, like water balloons or in painting 🖼 or something else that I’d need to google, but, well, I’ve no one really at which throw a water “balloon” & gloves and string look to work well for painting nevermind the fact that they were sent to a 53 year old virgin, so 24 unnecessary condoms, might as well give 'em to someone who might have a bit of fun with 'emThen I got a grilllight barbecue set interesting, the spatula might need batteries, well, at least something, to work. Fun fact: my sister and I, with a lighter, lighter fluid, a long rolled up piece of paper wedged onto a wooden trailer deck, and our four hands ️️️️ we were UNABLE, after hours of trying, to light a grill-in-a-bag &, on a separate occasion, but with presoaked charcoal, a whole bottle of lighter fluid, one of those long easy lighter thingies, in a plain grill, well, we were unable to light either grill, after hours of trying. Sooooo, purrhaps, also, not exactly a me thing. There’s some guys from church who often donate their barbecue expertise, grills, & time, for various activities, events, and holiday get togethers so, they will be graced with that set Next, ooohhh, a thermajane small blue ultra soft heat thermal crew neck set, soft, pretty but SMALL, er, mostly due to various medical conditions and medication and injuries, my weight went WAY up. Dec 2023, the VA sent me to an outside endocrinologist, who gave me a trial weight loss injection, at my highest then, at 429 lbs, that 1st month, lowest injectable dose, I was unexpectedly down 20 lbs. Mid July 2024, when I went into the hospital for surgery, I was down 100 lbs. CRAZY AWESOME Then, after 6 months of no injections, started injections again, down at least another 100 lbs since, but still, do NOT think I’m a small & don’t think that small would even be realistic. There’s two teeny tiny, awesome, cna’s here, so might grace one of 'em with the set There’s the HUGE IRK bag oh, and a SteelTime
Classic Huggie + CZ Stud Set stud earrings drive me nuts, as they burrow into the skin behind my ears as I sleep So, gonna give those to my sister and I can wear the huggie set myself So, basically, my IRK is giving me a bag & earrings & then allowing me to grace others, so that they might enjoy & have some fun

Will add pic if I can figure out how

IRK arrived today in this gigantic box. Flashbacks of a previous IRK where I got a remote control monster truck enter my mind. Will I experience regret again? Will I figure out how to post an image that matches what I am typing? Let’s find out.

Looks like I got the same shirt and bag as everyone else. No, the bag wasn’t why the box was so big. This was:

It’s a juicer and a lightning to usb cord. What the heck? I started to sweat. Fortunately I also had one of these:

No photos, but I was whelmed with my IRK!
Alien Tape
Irk Bag
Hard shell wallet/charger
Hand warmer
Dyson Supersonic Hairdryer

I think I made out pretty good.

• 4x 750 lumen lightbulbs, A19, Indoor. Actually needed lightbulbs.
• Hammacher Schlemmer “MINI CIRCULAR SAW”. I’m sure I’ll find a use for this. I was it was hardwired and not battery powered, though. That has me concerned.
• MAXIM Pro Fit condoms. Was nice of Meh to notice.
• A DiamondPress 3D card house. Will assemble this in my free time at work and see how it looks.
• An IRK tote

Mine arrived yesterday and I have not managed a photo, but most is a repeat of above.

Pink/Black IRK bag
Sm Pink Shirt
Card House Kit thingy
2 Small portable batteries (2,500 ea), my son laughed and said they are the disposable kind since most of ours are 20,000 or more
The unique item is a Bosma Aegis smart door lock - have not researched it’s quality at all yet.

Very NOT Meh, thank you, and NO CONDOMS, it’s like Meh knows I don’t have a penis

The black and pink Meh bag.

Some women’s moccasins. I’ll put them in the house slipper rack by the front door. They’ll probably fit some guest at some point.

Some gel inserts that I foolishly decided to have the wrong size feet for.

Some condoms that I foolishly decided to have the wrong size…
(My primary care doc’s office is pretty progressive and actually has a basket out. I’ll likely leave them there next time I’m in.)

A dash cam. Never considered having one. Maybe I’ll think about it.

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Mine was pretty good, sort of almost reinstated my confidence in meh. Got a bunch of condoms that went in the trash. We’re Pro-more babies. 3 pack digital life like candles apparently 90$ retail but batteries not included oh well… lumenaria or something. Some designer… Found it… Nicole Miller lady phone charger cables for android and apples pink, daughter will use these $20. Black and pink bag, always use these, have quite the collection but aldi weekly so… air inflator battery pack light deal, doesn’t jump start but some value, zuzee ultra portable inflation pump z1 around 20-30$, will use this but have another one that also does the jump starty. Wonder if in a pinch I could wire this up to jump the starts . I think that was all

Woman’s shirt and tights, small, donate. A holiday themed tie, and a leg exerciser. Not bad.

So I got a laptop bag, tabletop fire, and a watch and Not one not two but six boxes (I think I’m the winner) of condoms sorry meh my safe sex orgy party was last week so you’re a little late with this box I’m gonna put the condoms in my garage sale pile. I wonder if they’ll sell lol

My IRK arrived today. Gee, I wonder what could possibly be inside?

Why yes indeed, there is a puppy potty training mat, no pups here, along with a small pink shirt which won’t fit any of us, a lightning cable which my brother-in-law might still have a use for, and the pink on black IRK bag.

My Valentine’s Day IRK arrived and I figured I was already a winner when I didn’t see any condoms!
🫣
I was able to get pics of a few things but Tuc kinda took over and HE became more of the focus, and model. You’ll see what I mean below.

What was inside was…

• A brand new pair of black suede Lamo boots in size 6 that I thought would fit my niece, unfortunately she’s a size 7. So they’ll be given to someone who wears a 6, I’m sure I can find a taker in the Buy Nothing Group.

• A set of those silky polyester thermal underwear that others got. These red size medium beauties have been claimed by my sister. They’ll be great for keeping her warm while tending to the horses and barn chores with my niece.
  
  These also didn’t make the picture, not unless you’re an eagle eye like me and can spot them underneath the shoe box! Lol

• 48 packs of that PRIME strawberry banana electrolyte drink mix. Haven’t tried it yet but I’m hoping it’s good because I need a new drink and it’s got hardly any sugar which is just what this diabetic is looking for.
  They didn’t make the pictures either, but again, your eagle eye might spot them in the background behind the boots, or not, I honestly don’t remember.

• We found a sleeper, a little black velvet bag with a VERY sparkly CZ or moissanite tennis necklace! Thankfully it was found just before the box was tossed! My sister will be getting that as I’m a real jewelry snob and only wear the real macoy! And besides, she said it will really dress up that thermal underwear! Lol

• And always saving the best till last, one very Valentine’s Day like black and pink IRK bag! 🩷
  No eagle eye is gonna help you spot that bad boy, it’s tucked away not to be covered in kitty fur!

Even though I actually bought it…
Thanks for the love Meh!

Better late than never, right?

-clothing that doesn’t fit
-towel (nice)
-earrings that run $59 on morningsave
-analon with copper pot
-no condoms

The earring posts will probably turn black but I will wear them. So sparkly!

I love the pot. Thanks for the pot!