It’s getting closer, but it’ll get farther. “Even at its closest and largest, though, Mars will still appear about 100 times smaller, in diameter, than a full moon.”
@joelmw Oh! Poor Mars! Why isn’t it as full? Isn’t Mars made of chocolate? Isn’t that where Mars Bars come from?
Stop it, good people! Stop eating chocolate in this pandemic. Eat pizza and cheese instead.
Pizza because the Moon is full of it as in "When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…: Pizza and cheese, that is why the Moon is so full, I think. So eat more pizza and more cheese.
Give poor Mars a break. It’s leaking chocolate. A hundred times smaller than that old bully, Moon, so full of pizza and cheese. Poor Mars.
I use the Chrome extension by The Trav. There are a few different ones in the store, but I like its functionality and he’s even been updating it periodically with some neat little enhancements.
I’m disappointed with this crowd that nobody else thought to say—and I didn’t, until just now when I came back to read replies:
We know that’s what Autocorrect insists that you say, but the word is “fuck”, and around here, we fucking say that fucking word, even if it means going the fuck back to fucking uncorrect the fucking “correction”. Fight the motherfucking power, fuckers!
Duck, goose?
@tinamarie1974
Grey Duck!
@Cerridwyn wait. Grey Goose? It is good with a splash of cranberry and a squeeze of lime!!
@tinamarie1974
no no, somewhere along the line goose was considered an insult, and the game became duck, duck, grey duck
@Cerridwyn huh, I had no idea. TIL
It’s getting closer, but it’ll get farther. “Even at its closest and largest, though, Mars will still appear about 100 times smaller, in diameter, than a full moon.”
/giphy there, there
@joelmw Oh! Poor Mars! Why isn’t it as full? Isn’t Mars made of chocolate? Isn’t that where Mars Bars come from?
Stop it, good people! Stop eating chocolate in this pandemic. Eat pizza and cheese instead.
Pizza because the Moon is full of it as in "When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…: Pizza and cheese, that is why the Moon is so full, I think. So eat more pizza and more cheese.
Give poor Mars a break. It’s leaking chocolate. A hundred times smaller than that old bully, Moon, so full of pizza and cheese. Poor Mars.
@Jackinga @joelmw
But cheers to another APOD watcher (I presume?).
/giphy cheers
@joelmw Yep, APOD is a daily addiction.
I use the Chrome extension by The Trav. There are a few different ones in the store, but I like its functionality and he’s even been updating it periodically with some neat little enhancements.
@joelmw - I always use their images for my wallpaper and phone screen.
The best!
Goose?
quack
You called?
That’s not a duck, it’s a planet…
I’m disappointed with this crowd that nobody else thought to say—and I didn’t, until just now when I came back to read replies: