Dog Goat, Dai One đŸ
12Hello frens, I think most of you know me. I am Charlie. Sometimes I am a dog, some times a chikn and now a GOAT. I AM SO SILLY!
I donât talk a whole lot here (I have to sneak the phone from mom), so I think you can ask me qustns. What do u want to know? WOOF!!!
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Have you eaten any of your momâs shoes from her shoe collection?
@Kidsandliz oh no, never! Mom would be so upset if I ate them!!
@CharlieDoggo Good doggie. According to my cats leather ones taste better than sneakers so if you ever get tempted and canât talk yourself out of that (but try your best to do so) you might as well eat the ones that taste the best. Either way you will get punished, so go for taste.
/giphy suprised dog
@CharlieDoggo I doubt your mom has a loaf of bread with slices that big unless that dog is the size of a cat so are probably safe.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz Itâs a beautiful Sheltie. Very small dogs.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady Looks pure bread to me.
@mehcuda67 Groan.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz @mehcuda67 @OldCatLady I appreciate your rye sense of humor.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz @macromeh @mehcuda67 @OldCatLady
/giphy rimshot
Meow.
@narfcake WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! Wait, SQUIRRELâŠ
@CharlieDoggo
/giphy squirrel
@narfcake those squirrels are trouble! Be careful
@CharlieDoggo @narfcake Years ago my two cats (long dead) made friends with a squirrel whoâd jump up to the screen on the window theyâd sit by. Initially theyâd both run off when the squirrel landed but then they got brave and stayed. Cats and squirrel would smell each other, sit and look at each other, chatter at each other⊠Squirrel would stay maybe 45 min several times a day. Cats looked forward to it. Unfortunately I found the squirrel dead in the street one day. Cats hung out at the window for about 3 weeks waiting for their friend to come by. Finally they didnât any more. It was interesting to watch their âfriendshipâ develop and then how long they waited until they gave up after the squirrel died.
@Kidsandliz OhâŠmyâŠGod! Lol
Is this like a âThings you always wanted to know about your dog but were afraid to askâ?
Because Iâd really like to know why I always get the butt end to cuddle with at night. Why, oh good grief why, canât I get the head end once in a while? Iâm not actually afraid to ask Penny; in fact, I ask her every night. But she refuses to explain.
@goodjuju YES!! I protekt my hooman. If my head is being cuddled I cannot be on the lookout for squirrels or leaves ready to attack!!
Also, watchout, I heard a cat meow on here!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
@goodjuju If Penny is anything like my Chloe, her butt end probably smells better! #buzzardbreath
/showme a human actually getting to cuddle the right end of a dog for once.
@mediocrebot So youâre saying because I canât detach my limbs, Iâm SOL?
@goodjuju @mediocrebot
Oh weird - it looked pretty good until I looked closer!
@CharlieDoggo, yekoP wants me to pass on this message. He said youâd understand.
Bark! wow baark leghump ⊠lick redrocket ⊠grrr! shiba doggypaddle barkbarkbark ⊠grr baark woof! shiba barkbarkbark lick leghump growl ⊠leghump barkbarkbark doggypaddle grr grr pant growl :⊠woof woof growl growl barkbarkbark ,⊠wooof baark leghump ⊠shiba barkbarkbark ⊠barkbarkbark baark bark bark bark bark lick leghump?
It must be important. Heâs usually not that verbose.
@CharlieDoggo @ybmuG Tell yehoP âfire hydrantâ. That might solve the problem.
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz I did. He looks confused. I donât think that was the answer he was looking for.
@CharlieDoggo @ybmuG Then likely he was looking for âtreatsâ or something to chase.
@Kidsandliz @ybmuG oh dont say that!!! Fire hydrant is not a nice answer.
Tell him, woof, woof, lick, wimper, jump in a circle, lick, woof!!!
@CharlieDoggo @Kidsandliz I told him. I think he understood. He brought his chippy to say thanks!
@Kidsandliz @ybmuG You did it right! I told Yekop I wanted to play!
@CharlieDoggo Tell your mom you need your own laptop. Youâre old enough now.
@capnjb I hope those arenât cat videos youâre watching behind the sofa!
@mehcuda67 Luna googled, âHow to get squirrelâ
@capnjb um, mom said I cannot cuz Ive got no thumbs
@CharlieDoggo And she doesnât have a tail. Youâre at an impasse.
@capnjb and Im missing a toe, did you know that? Sometimes mom calls me Three Toe
@ChRlieDoggo The cat on my calendar has a question for you:
âIf a tree ⊠has bark ⊠is it a dog?â
@Kyeh no, a tree is for a dog to lay under, and crunchy leaves. Also protekt stupd squirrels
A dog?
Thereâs a wolf on here too- well a pooltoywolf anyway, he might be your distant cousin.
@OnionSoup oh I hope @pooltoywold is nice. Sometimes I get scared easy
@CharlieDoggo @OnionSoup
@PoolToyWolf is super nice!
He was a goat too!
@CharlieDoggo @Kyeh @OnionSoup Oh hello o3o
@Kyeh @OnionSoup @PooltoyWolf Woof, WOOF! HELLO Fren!!!